"BRB CIG"

imagine being unlucky enough to be born into this world

>playing multiplayer games in 2020 A.D

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Who the fuck even smokes Marlboro red lol. It has no taste and after some time with cigs with capsules you can't even return to this shit.

BRO
NICOTINE
HAHA

I smoke and have no idea what you mean by capsules?
Am I missing some hot tech?

If I'm the leader and some fag says this he gets insta kicked

dude

you have NO FUCKING IDEA how much this ruins an IRL LAN party, especially one that had 40 people.

ciggs are fucking stupid as shit, stop smoking them for 35 mins assholes, you are here to GAME, not to SMOKE.

/votekick

You either come prepared, or don't come at all.
Your addiction is not my addiction.

>It has no taste
Alright, asshole, what do you smoke?

Flavor-changing capsules. You basically bite a capsule on your cig and it makes "taste" better. They are regular cigs aside from that. Try one.

You say you need a bathroom break or getting a drink or some shit, instead of risking angry neets wanting to kick you from the party

Sometimes I wonder how people with your formatting style fare with actual essays.

>votekick
>instant success if your group is worthwhile in the first place
GG dumb junkie. Suffer the consequences of your bad life choices

"i'm going to jack off to your character wait before entering the dungeon"

>n-nuhhh you're not typing properly on the internet!!!!!
You have to be 18 and above to post here

Or just don't be a in a shit guild that tolerates these faggots.
If anyone went sporadically AFK in the guild I played in, for no good reason they immediately got booted out of the group and we pulled the boss.
This include faggots who just wanted to "TP back real quick" to turn in a useless quest, or buy a gem or enchant.

Why not just vape at that point?

Could say the same for you given how unnecessary all that double spacing is.

>dude you spend money on food and drinks and I'm a drug addict we're basically the same nooooooo stop judging meeeee

He probably smokes Camel Crushes. They're fucking nasty. Overwhelming mint flavor for pussies who smoke and can't stand the flavor.

come back when you hit 18 please thank you

This isn't your text conversation with your BFF Jill. Have some consideration for the person reading your posts.

>after some time with cigs with capsules

Lucky strike or don't bother faggot

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why did you reply twice son?

Oh, you mean those things like camel crush?
I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to "bite down" on them but crush them with your hands.
Then again, you might be talking about something else.

>"packing a bowl"

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This is one of the few places on the Internet where proper grammar and formatting is standard. So fucking apply it or get the fuck out you nigger.

Idk anyone that smokes cigs in 2020

>plays with group for fifteen minutes
>brb kid
>brb wife
>gone for THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES
Sort your fucking home life out first before sitting down to play, assholes

what is this retarded shit
you aren't at work, you're at home
if you really need to smoke like the addict you are just crack a goddamn window

disgusting. why do fatties need everything to taste

There is very little difference between cigarettes and sugary drinks and pre-processed foods.

Holy shit the amount of incels not knowing about capsules is embarrassing. Keep smoking shit 3rd world scum.

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I suck it up and smoke at the computer. No need to ruin it for everyone else trying to have fun.

>wife and kid
Sounds like they've sorted their home life just fine. Meanwhile I play old RPGs alone in the dark like an ogre. I'd rather be a nuisance in online games.

>Not just chewing nicotine gum

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>imagine being ok with smelling like shit
>imagine actually thinking that it's alright that others have to smell your rancid breath
Hey smokerfags, no one actually likes you. You smell like shit, and your smoke clings to everything. FUCK YOU.

>...I-I'm *wheeze*... so glad th- *cough*...
>...so glad that I sucked all t-those... cancer sticks..."wheeze"

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>brb drinking bong water

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My point being that unless you only drink water and eat home grown food then you're not healthy and shouldn't judge peoples bad habbits.

Yeah, just ruin your computer.

I smoke when its track or race day or a big car meet and I hang around or sit in garages but never at home on my own. Cause I bum cigs off me mates
Smoking is great for socializing.

*lights cigarillo*
This is shaping up to be a good thread....

You don't?

>Spoiler
I hope I never have to meet you in IRL real life.

>implying I associate with subhumans like smokers

they use my tools and come over to stay overnight and grill and party at my place a lot. If they ask I get them a pack tho. But that's usually like once a year.

The first people to invent cigarettes were smokers. Not all people who smoke are subhuman.

I take it you also offer them to run a train on your fucking asshole.

This makes smoking a "poor tax", like gambling in state lottos.

>2020
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Were you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Is life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Don't even have to read what you posted. That Joe Rogan image just says enough of how much of a faggot you are.

The guy who said that did not say he eats pre processed food and sugary drinks though. Not everyone is a lard ass like you

that's that the dog is for

>Getting upset about reaction images

>writes a fucking novel saying how asspained you are
>says others are upset

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I cut ties with faggots like this. Turns out people who do this shit constantly aren't any good themselves.

Not him, but I used to smoke unfiltered Pall Malls. So I'm clearly not a pussy.
But due to various circumstances just ended up switching to American Spirits menthol.

>Not just not being addicted to nicotine

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Smoking is bad

If you don't smoke Newports you're a baby..

>newfags trying to change board culture
Fuck off if you can't be arsed to type properly. It's a goddamn eyesore to read your retarded bullshit.

>type "brb smoke break" halfway through a dungeon
>just sit there watching the rest of my group waiting for me
>i dont even smoke

what? that has nothing to fucking do with this.
this is a forum meant for quick posting, do NOT be a fucking grammar and shit asshole

based

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>not taking stretch breaks to improve your gaming performance while waiting for others to poison themselves
Why not smoke yourself then

>this is a forum

Newfag piss off

i don't even mind philip morris making money off my smoking. but the fact is that 95% of the price of tobacco is taxes

Been here since the 2016 election buddy. Try again.

Yeah, we can tell.

devilish tbqh

this was the true horror.

If you can tell then why call me a newfag?

>type "brb smoke break" halfway through a dungeon
>tab out to Yas Forums
>type out this post

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I wish mmos were still a thing.

Eat dick, you'll never fit in tranny.

>Guys plays like absolute dogshit
>"WOW SORRY BROS I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHA"

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>brb guys, cig
>okay bro, enjoy it.
>[player has been expulsed from the team.]
it's so easy.

Not an argument you braindead normie.

I miss smoking so much, I quit two months ago. I feel tired/exhausted all the time and I get these violent craving where the only thing I can think about is inhaling smoke. Have to go do a billion pull-ups to make it stop

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There is no argument. Election fag redditfugees try too hard to fit in.