Why do people play as Argonians? They are literally the worst race in the game from both a game play stand point and a Lore standpoint. They have shit stats and perks across the board. Only good if you're playing as an assassin but then they are outclassed by both the Khajiit and Bosmer. And then there's the fact that they're literal fucking slaves both physically, to the Based Dunmer, and mentally to fucking swamp trees. LMAO
Why do people play as Argonians...
Jack Moore
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Blake Green
>Not wanting to be a badass lizard man
I pity your shit taste
Isaiah Diaz
They are lusty
Also scaly feet taste kino
Charles Hall
why do lady argonians have tits? they lay eggs
Jacob Taylor
thermal regulation
Jason Thomas
>Dark Elf still acting like they're living in Morrowind's heyday
You got HIST'd.
Juan Brown
Because the Hist can do whatever the fuck it wants and the rest of the world is attracted to tits
Luke Young
The thumbnail looks like he's opening his mouth like a soi boi.
Ryder Foster
lizards are cool
Samuel Ross
Lizards were the only race to invade Hell
Robert Jones
Based
Tamriel should fear the lizard bois
Gabriel Jackson
Argonians were kinda dicks for not warning the rest of Tamriel a Daedric invasion was comic
Nathaniel Evans
Oh silly dumbmer.
Colton Bennett
argonians are the most powerful race on Nirn. FACT
Jeremiah Rogers
Scalefags. Real chads play as Altmer
Aiden Nguyen
Because Argonians are the most powerful race in Tamriel.
Luis Gutierrez
we wuz lizard kangs
but to be honest the argonian have the best race origin story
Henry Rogers
Argonians are cool as fuck, that's why. They're pretty unique.
Easton Adams
Don't bother, the mind of scalies are alien and mutated, they're not even humans anymore, which is why it's fine to round them up and chainsaw their fat deformed heads off, same with furries.
Lucas Hernandez
FUCK MAMMALS
Luis Stewart
>comparing races at all
Bretons have literally always been unparalleled. What's the point of picking on Argonians? Once you've made the choice to play suboptimally there's no point in comparing stats at all.
Jonathan Sanders
Name ONE (1) shitskin lizard who became a god.
ProTipTopTip: Enjoy your slave race.
Charles Perry
Literally fucked oblivion into submission
Went on to wipe the ashes almost out of existence
Also never gave a fuck about the empire and never joined
Big boy imperials took a coastal town and clapped all the way home instead of going into the pant shittingly crazy jungle the lizard live in
Are you fucking stupid?
Isaac Davis
Thread was made by a dunmer
Remember that Argonians fought against black-nigger elves and kicked their shit in, these knife-eared pieces of shit are STILL salty about it to this day
Joseph Foster
>bretons
You're joking m8
Orcs' on demand 4x power boost blows anything any other race could ever offer completely out the water
Hunter Mitchell
>pick argonian
>can breathe under water
>oh boy i can get things that no other race can get because of my racial ability!
>oh wait i'm playing a bethashit game
>nvm
Levi Myers
Pls buy my games
Jason Cruz
1. Black Marsh is a shithole that does not really interact with the rest of the world
2. No one likes the Argonians, and the Argonians have no special affinity for anyone else
Aiden Cox
All of that and he couldn't get past the outer edge of Argonia. What a weak pussy of a "God".
Andrew Stewart
>Bretons (Morrowind and Oblivion) or High Elves (Skyrim) for magic
>Orcs (Morrowind and Skyrim) or R*dguards (Oblivion) for hitting stuff
>Bosmer or Khajiit for stealth archers
yeah really makes you wander why anyone even plays the other 75% of the cast
Adrian Wright
>became a god
>his own people no longer allowed to worship him
No wonder he never made into Argonia
Joseph Flores
thats probably an xileel propaganda
Eli Allen
Redguards are better in morrowind than orcs because you don't tank your agility with adrenaline rush.
Juan Cook
For milk, like synapsids.
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Nolan Cruz
>playing RPGs to game the stats
No imagination.
Julian Brooks
there's no sense in min/maxing in a single player game that can easily be broken either
Juan Reyes
Still a slave race who didn’t enter the pantheon, I see. Stay mad, Dunmer dick washers.
Ryder Morris
They can't blow me out of the water when I steal their shit, jump in a river and hide
Nathan Miller
Because they have the lusty argonian maid!
Austin Cox
Fair but free Mag res plays out better in the late game and I like their +20 Willpower starting fatigue. I hardly ever use dailies anyway
Obviously I'm being facetious m8
Nicholas Price
Why couldn't he CHIM his way into blackmarsh? Was he just scared of the Hist?
Kevin Jackson
>not playing as a lusty argonian maid.
Andrew Gray
Didn't Yokuda sink because the Redguards were becoming too powerful? Like they literally developed a sword technique that could split atoms.
Jose Harris
It’s a swamp full of lizarniggers. BORING. I’d rather fuck a Snow Troll mid-blizzard in Solstheim.
David Mitchell
>and a Lore standpoint.
They're one of the most compelling races in terms of lore right next to the Dunmer.
Ryder Morales
>Thinking the pantheon matters at all
Stay out of my swamp or I'll exterminate more races
Jace Lopez
So he couldn't do it? He conquered everywhere else but there, only reasonable explanation was that he wasn't capable of invading blackmarsh
Ian Jones
Also they had gunpowder
Asher Davis
People want to fuck lizards
Andrew Lopez
I just wanna ethnicide the Altmer
Parker King
>lizarniggers
>Not just liggers
Julian Hill
>and mentally to fucking swamp trees.
What's the issue?
>Makes your home inhospitable to all other races so your culture continues to thrive with no worry of being invaded
>Allows you to change your sex
>Have a strong sense of connection to your makers, always driving you to move forward and do something with your life
Cameron Thompson
>Not RPing as free Argonian in Morrowind and picking pearls n selling them
It ain't much but it's honest work
Robert Russell
i wonder what a mainline game in black marsh would be like. the protagonist would need some extreme bullshit given how anything that isn't argonian is in so much danger there
Easton Cook
>tfw no argonian gf
Caleb Torres
Stop making me wanna reinstall and play a light armored Argonian barbarian with a big fuck-off axe
David Rodriguez
>solos every other race
>dictates every law
>makes everyone their bitch including gods
>cool armor
Yeah i'm thinking high elves are the masterrace
Hunter Peterson
Reminder the Bosmer are cannibal hippies
Joseph Sanders
You will always have lifts-her-tail my bro.
Evan Collins
99% of them are insufferable, stuck up dickheads though
John Rodriguez
Ebonfrens
Sebastian Young
Reminder that the Khajit have wares if you have coin.
They also have skooma addictions.
It's not racist if it's true.
Anthony Cook
they don't have patience for massive faggots, you can't blame them for that.
Nolan Campbell
Well they're also like that to one another so I guess you're right
Ryan Reed
Only he did. Tibet Septim conquered all the outer regions of Black Marsh and the the lizard folk signed a treaty handing over the rest of their lands (like the gigantic pussies they are). He had no reason to go into the inner Black Marsh. They bent the knee.
Jordan Nguyen
Look at this guy believing that weak excuse for why his army returned home so early
They couldn't get in and had to pack up or die of plague
Asher Cox
Reminder that all Argonians are literal hermaphrodite trannies.
Carson Gutierrez
The ability to breathe underwater is useful maybe once per game.
Ryan Myers
>from a gameplay standpoint
*laughs in Hist Skin*
Good luck ever killing me, fucking hummie
Jordan Collins
>CHIM-tier
Dwemer
>God-tier
Redguards
Argonians
High elves
>mid-tier
Nords
Imperials
Dark elves
>shit-tier
Orcs (literally)
Bretons
Wood elves
>khajiit-tier
Khajiit
Nathaniel Johnson
>bands the knee from getting their shit pushed in
>ends up with washing Last Night’s Storm as his day job
lmao
Alexander Perry
t. Dungmer
Caleb Walker
hmm lets take a look at some of these racial bonuses
>+5 to archery yawn
>10% magic resistance yawn
>+15 unarmed damage yawn
>FUCKING BREATHING UNDERWATER
it was an easy choice for underage me playing my first Elder Scrolls
Joshua Moore
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Brandon Morales
>god-tier
>redguards
Sheeeeeeeeeit
Isaac Parker
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Asher Thompson
Imperial word in an imperial book
Come to Helstrom and get the truth
Ryan Stewart
Saved my ass trying to get into the mages college
Fuck that ring