Corona Virus Lockdown Games

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They better should because the virus is not dangerous but it is disruptive

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Serious answer: Heroes of Might and Magic III, Civilization 4, Phantom Brave, Etrian Odyssey 3, and Disgaea 4

Watch me hoard this.

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Why is Italy considered first world again?

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When was it in the first place? 2000 years ago?

Fuck you boomer

Am I going to die? I haven't prepped at all but live in a small town surrounded by nature.

delete this

Are you over 80 and/or already dying? If not, then no.

We're all already dying though. That's human nature.

instead of hoarding toilet paper why dont people just install twenty-dollar bidets instead?

You'll only need one wipe per trip for the rest of your life.

Play pathologic for immersion.

Don't you understand why boomers are buying toilet paper? They just want those damn kids to stop tee-peeing their houses. This "buyout" is all just a way to stop tee-peeing

in america you are instantly put on a watchlist if you purchase a bidet

Go through your backlog.

you should be fine if its a small town, just buy some canned food enough for 2 months and you should be alright

cant install bidets since you need water and boomers are hording water as well

Devil Survivor 2!

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>silly flu virus
>but because unknow it gets treated like the Black Plague
>but so many are infected!
>so many died!
Yes, flus spread fast, that's what they do. And i implore you to actually take the time and look who died. The old people and those who are already ill to beginn with. Newsflash: Those can die on your average everyday flu to beginn with.

>mfw recently became self employed from home work and it's actually taking off and I can pay all my bills and get enough food + rent and save
>all this corona shit is affecting my old job and I might have been in trouble and had to work 2 jobs because of it
this shit is kinda fucking with things isn't it?

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The jihad for rinsed buttholes is one i wouldn't mind joining
I once had to do 25 swipes to get clean before. I fucking counted.

No more i say! Bidet-hu ackbar!

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>like the flu which has a vaccine
>corona does not and even if you live you might get fucked lungs forever if you don't die

Okay so those doctors in china were also old thats good to know

Reminder that H1N1 killed half a million and the media shitstorm wasn't 5% of what it is for this bullshit.

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>be Italian
>move to Japan
>corona shit starts
>all my friends and family worried about me telling me to come home because "those chinese people are dangerous" despite not knowing the difference between a chinese and japanese person
>couple of weeks later
>Italy is in deep shit and Japan is (mostly) fine
>mfw
still worried about them but still fuck you for being racist shits

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You can play russian roulette with a full magazine for voting 5 Stelle

>Trump was seen peeing himself at his golf course.
>Trump now may have the Corona.

Had to cancel my trip to Milan but didn't tell my work. Getting two weeks self-isolation for free

Terraria
Planetside 2
Nioh is on sale

Based. What do you do in Japan? How many JCs have you molested?

I'm a software engineer and I haven't molested anyone yet

Gotta drown the Iran and North Syria situation in Corona shit to be able to operate freely.

Or you could just take a shower like a normal human being.

it's not the death toll that's the problem, corona-chan will kill far less than H1N1.
The problem is the spread and the disruption. Getting over corona, while a sure thing, takes a lot longer. and you can't ignore it like the common cold.

I'm an actor for JAVs. The "new thing" now is japanese fat NTR guys cucking italians out of their love interests. Also mario cosplays

Factorio or Diabotical

i can't stress this enough, Terraria, TERRARIA, PLAY TERRARIA

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AI War 1 and 2.

Walmart released a notice saying even if the schools were closed, we'd still have to come into work because "the community depends on us"

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You're supposed to take a shower after taking a shit to clean yourself off?
Have i been doing it wrong my entire life?

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Dr. Li was in his 30's

Swine flu actually caused a significant shit storm from what i remember. It weren't as big as this one but it's a given thanks to twitter generation blowing it out of proportion.

>Despite my city being in lockdown my gf went out for drinks last night and she's pressuring me to go out today and ignore the situation
>I just wanna stay home and play games
What do

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lmao what, don't tell me you shower after every shit you take

Don't listen to him. He's probably on some horrible diet and he's shitting liquid all the time. Wiping is enough.

Yeah, this is just 100 times more lethal with 3 times the spread, and it's already global. The news is just milking this shit, it's obviously just the flu.

How long does this shit last when you have it? I feel like I have it but I'm not sure if it's just a very very conveniently timed cold/shits.

it literally is unless you're an old far with pre-existing conditions

>shit
>get in shower, go full blast on anus, clean self normally
Saves on water and toilet paper. Unless of course you're a mutant that needs to shit 2+ a day.

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not really, I've already bought all the extra toilet paper I need, I don't need any more

Swine flu was 3 times as deadly as corona and was spreading twice as fast

It's just a flu...

Nice, is it a permanent position or a temporary one? How's the working life?
How many JAVs have you performed in?

>100 times more lethal
I love how the number just keeps changing for no reason. It's much more lethal than the flu, correct, but the flu is also not dangerous at all. Mortality rate for anyone under 40 is still only 0.2%. Fuck off retard.

>South Korea already recovers and will soon hit sub-100 new daily cases if they continue this way
>despite having a literal SECT trying to spread it around

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It gives you:
>a very dry (no phlegm) cough
>high fever (102+F)
>sometimes nausea/the shits

You fags realize that young people were dropping dead in Wuhan streets from this shit, right. Like, bodies were literally lining sidewalks and hospital halls.
How retarded do you have to be to draw comparisons like this.

*tips fedora*

Do you have any minimum respiratory problem? Maybe asthma (even if it was only when you were a child)? Use that as an excuse.

It's not worse than a flu, but it affects the respiratory system more than it. So...yeah, any stupid reason and act like you are really worried.

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proof?

>might get fucked lungs forever if you don't die
Source?

>source: my ass

How could I have possibly forgotten when swine flu had china locked up completely?
Yeah man, that time when the entire world's supply chain got fucked because 90% of urban china wasn't allowed to leave their houses... How could I have forgotten?

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>outliers don't exist
Some 16 year old died of influenza in my state. Apparently I should be worried about the flu now.

We have an info about the virus from a dozen of countries at this point and your schizo scares don't work anymore

>Nice, is it a permanent position or a temporary one?
Permanent, but I have a 5-year visa I have to renew once it expires (but my company takes care of it effortlessly), I can probably get permanent residency in a couple of years so I won't have to deal with that anymore.
>How's the working life?
Pretty comfy since I work for a western company that doesn't slave me away, pays me well, and I'm free to do pretty much whatever I want. I wouldn't recommend it for a "traditional" job or English teaching though.

Hey man, you know how its somewhat controversial to take a piss in the shower?
This is that, but with flakes of poop.
not just on the tub but the damn shower head, you're pointing it up your butthole man.

*donates half of income to billionaire*
Sorry, no refunds when you realize there's no afterlife.

It almost like swine flu didn't originate in China, right?
Do you have brain damage, user?

Had a cough the last few days. Thought it was allergies but I don't usually get a cough from allergies so I guess I'm gonna die.

About fucking time desu.

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Well I've got phlegm and a super runny nose. Got the fever and shits, no nausea though. Not like I'm leaving my house moreso just curious if it's a week turnaround like the flu, or longer.

If it was 100x more lethal it wouldn't be spreading nearly as fast.

But there were actual videos. Real documentation. Doctors risking going to the Chinese gulags for speaking out and showing the bodies lining the hospitals.

Do you fags just start these threads to be contrarian or what?

Except that China did commit quarantine procedures in 2009 due to swine flu, you fucking newfag revisionist. I doubt you were even alive at the time.

sciencemag.org/news/2009/07/inside-chinas-swine-flu-quarantine-system

theguardian.com/world/2009/jul/18/swine-flu-china-quarantine-british

theguardian.com/world/2009/may/03/china-quarantines-mexicans-swine-flu

nytimes.com/2009/07/28/health/28quar.html

How old are you, and do you have any pre-existing conditions in general and affecting your lungs specifically?

>first
oh user

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>"the community depends on us"
with so much responsibility and the chance to get infected im sure theyll pay you way more...

The problem is that it spreads like wildfire and a lot of people (around 20%) need hospitalization. Half of those people need intensive care for 2-3 weeks.
You can see that 1.000.000 infected means 100.000 people in ICU. No health system in the world has such capacity...

I don't think they quarantined 60 million people for h1n1.

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That's gonna be more than enough to get through even the whole damn year
If you don't want to spend money, just pirate them all

What you have is a schizo hysteria over the early cases of infection together with misinformation and rumors
Fuck off back to /cvg/, your retardation has no basis anymore

>my gf
This was your first mistake.

>bodies lining sidewalks
From people who collapsed, not people who actually just dropped dead. If this was as big an issue as you think it is, why is this not also happening in other parts of china, or other parts of the asia like Japan or Korea? What about other parts of the globe like the USA or Britain?

I don't remember H1N1 or SARS shutting down entire cities, for that matter. Or an entire country's school system.
It's almost like you're the one with brain damage.

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>someone has a cough and people are unironically concerned whether they're going to die

The internet was a mistake.

5 JAVs so far. I don't wanna give away too many details as I might get outed as a Yas Forums user which could destroy my career but
>JAV #1 was a literal mario porno. I was luigi. This was back in 2011 so some actors still had concerns that non-japs fucking them would damage their career, and thus mario was japanese. I was told to stand and watch whilst making similar-but-not-similar-enough-for-a-lawsuit catchphrases
>JAV #2 was a sequel to JAV #1. The first actor died (suicide, I guess JAVs are hard work) and there was a different actor for peach who was ok with getting bleached. We were both italian this time (idk why they wanted actual italians...) apparently this one made a lot more
JAVs #3-#5 were not as interesting and didn't involve mario but you get the idea raceplay is a kinda big thing. The japs go crazy over italian plumbers

Calm down chang, we have google and twitter.

Viruses don't shut down cities, overreacting government idiots do.

I'm not concerned though. Unless the answer to the first question is 'older than 60', the other user is unlikely to die even if he has asthma.

>If this was as big an issue as you think it is, why is this not also happening in other parts of china, or other parts of the asia like Japan or Korea? What about other parts of the globe like the USA or Britain?
Because everyone else is a few weeks in, while China is a few months in?

It's absolutely terrifying how people don't understand the concept of exponential growth. No shit, your country with a hundred brand new cases doesn't have people dying in the streets yet.

you're just paranoid, user

You may want to simply google "swine flu lockdown" if your zoomer ass can't remember anything

I'm in Japan too. Family mentioned coming back to America but now it's there too. Shit was scary for a bit but I think things will be ok. Hope it blows over before I start my new job.

Thanks for proving your retardation.

>JAV #1 was a literal mario porno. I was luigi. This was back in 2011
If this alone isn't enough to figure out who you are then I may have seriously underestimated the sheer quantity of weird porn japan shits out.

I'm so paranoid I caused Italy to shut down its entire school system, huh?

>If this was as big an issue as you think it is, why is this not also happening in other parts of china, or other parts of the asia like Japan or Korea?
It is. They're just better prepared than a communist superstate.
Most of the deaths came about from people refusing to go to hospital, or trying to power on through the illness. If you receive treatment, you normally survive. But Wuhan's medical system shit the bed for a full month. And you can literally see this shit already happening in Iran.