ITT: Predict what will happen in the Dragon's Dogma anime

Bitterblack Isle is now Daimon's sex dungeon, and it's now only accessible for men instead of Arisen

The main character is an Elder Ogre

>Bitterblack Isle is now Daimon's sex dungeon
So you're saying they'll keep that part the same?

>grigori will be some shitty stereotypical dragon
>goblin rape at some point
>Mercedes is mary sue
>animation is low quality

>When taking the arisen's heart, he also takes his anal virginity
>Mercedes is now a MtF and Julian is a bigot
>The pawn is the comic relief, but their jokes consist of talking about piss, shit, vaginas, and penises
>They somehow ruin Mason, an actual based nigga
>They don't even say that they are masterworks all, not even once

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Is that because he becomes excited at the sight of men?

I'm surprised at how many people are still interested in the game.

Grigori is female and steals the Arisen's heart.
It's revealed she became the dragon on purpose to gain his attention.
The resulting dragon transformation gave her amnisia.
Right befoe the Arisen kills her, she remembers everything and says how much she loves him.

The arisen and the dragon fuck.

Then the Senechel, pretty angry the cycle is ruined, comes down himself.
He's killed easily and the credits roll.

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I'd watch it

The arisen is a gay, obese, nigger atheist woman that has gay sex with town people on screen and her pawn is a weak white man that is a mage and is basically useless other than occasional healing, guardian inclination.

Grigori is now Grigoria a female dragon and she also has gay sex with drakes on screen.

The arisen has gay sex with Leonore and the pawn with Feste also on screen and the King watches, they get away with it unlike in the game.

Magick archer Arisen for bonus Mari sue points.

Alucard is GAY

Blacked and some form of homo sex.

There is no Alucard in Dragon's Dogma.

In fact there are very few relevant characters in Dragon's Dogma, the most important ones are a fucking classic looking Dragon, and two player made characters.

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Everyone is black and gay and Dragan is gay nogger.

Good job repeating the same joke everyone else already made

there will be a lone wolf, pawns won't scale anything

Gay vampires hunt in packs Arisen

>"anime"
>writers never touched the games
>Rook will be gay
>MC will be a sassy black lesbian woman

The Arisen becomes Daimon

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No paths leading to Gran Soren either and there won't be masterworks anywhere.

Demon souls?

it will be sad with no Jewtits around.

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Wow that's an incredibly generic writeup. Why couldn't it just be DRAGON STEALS MAN'S HEART, MAN IS ANGRY ABOUT IT

This isn't real right?

She will be there, but as a black woman and regular boobs.

>Grigori is a human
>MC isn't a tall brown amazon
>Pawn is black
>Mercedes isn't a goat
>Dragonforged was raped by dragons
>Daemon married a trans pawn
>Seneschal is a saturday morning Cartoon villain
>95% of the monsters are cut because of budget
>MC is a warrior
>Griphon gets cut
>Goblin Fort quest is an allegory to racism
>King has interracial sex at the court during the meeting with MC
>Still no moon

It will be a budget CGI trash heap just like all their recent "anime" shit.

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I have well over a thousand hours in DD, but I don't think I care to watch this. Something about netflix just kills all my interest in a franchise when it gets adapted to film or animation.

Guess it's too hard to make a story about a character whose heart have been stolen by a dragon and needing to hunt it.

>BLAME

I can't believe they fucked it up so badly. I was furious when I saw that.

As someone that loves both Dragon's Dogma and anime, I don't see the appeal in a Dragon's Dogma anime. I'm not even gonna watch one episode.

Isn't that already a movie? dragon heart or some shit? there is also one about a cute girl, the last dragon slayer I think.

>mfw I can unironically see most of those hapening

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>demons Are arisen who lived for too long and slowly became corrupted by their own wishes.
>They didn't choose this fate, but it eventually overcame them.
>The name of the main character is Artacos

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The arisen has gay anal sex with dragons

Anyone have the guide to make characters specifically the one who looked like BIG BOSS? And the loli pawn

It is.

>loli pawn
INTO THE BRINE IT GOES

Damn son you just send 90% of the player's pawns into the brine.

The king will have gay anal sex.

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>tfw somehow missed the news
Jesus Christ tell me that this some kind of bait or joke, I love dragon's dogma and I don't want it to be tainted by filthy netflix faggots.

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>netflix
>anime
Please stop doing this.

Is it really a joke when netflix actually does it every single time?

Bunch of swearing
Main characters that are assholes
Evil authority figures
Someone is gay
bad fight scenes

Wasn't the leaked script or whatever about the Arisen who fights the physical manifestation of the Seven Deadly Sins of Man? Either that or I had a fever dream.

>Black woman arisen
>White male pawn
>Tv show is boring and inaccurate lore wise
>gets canceled half way into season
>Capcom says see no one wants a DD2
>world keeps on spinning

Dragon's Dogma is basically Netflix wet dream, so not much will change.

All roads leads to Gran Soren.