OH NO NO NO NO ALUCARD BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

OH NO NO NO NO ALUCARD BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

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STOP MAKING THIS THREADS OMG I DON'T WANTO TO FILTER CASTLEVANIA YOU SPASTIC MOTHERFUCKER GOD I WISH TO OPEN AN HOLE INTO YOU FUCKING SKULLWITH A DRILL

Fuck, my childhood is officially destroyed

Chill bro, don't be so butthurt

Cant wait for more characters to embrace their sexuality

Link is next

Castlevania is gay now. Sorry I don't make the rules.

but he poops from there

were jews behind this or was there always some gay shit in castlevania?

>GOT TOO COCKY!!!
hahahaha fuck you I had a good laugh.

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>white people
A Pajeet directed this series.

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Nah, that's just white people.
Whenever they try to shove gays into black shows (Empire, Power, Black Lightning, etc. etc.) black people boycott the show and stop watching.
Whenever they shove gays into white shows, white people cheer them on and talk about how great it is, not to mention white women love that shit, just look at all the fanfic written by white women that's just gay rape fantasies.
I doubt the Pajeet was wild about shoving gay sex into the show.

Developer is some brown guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_Shankar

and the writer Warren Ellis on some list of Jewish Graphic Novels
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Ellis#Early_life

Probably just a coincidence

Are you saying they made Alucard gay?

Is this for real?

This is how coronavirus spreads. Bat sex

It was something even worse than a Jewish producer, it was - may the Western Canon forgive me for uttering these words - a British comic-book writer.

that wasn't the only thing being shoved somewhere

HEYO

Aw man, it's sad to see Alucard become the butt of all jokes

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Well Alucard clearly isn't a virgin anymore. What's your excuse?

He looks stereotypically jewish to me

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is there a webm for this or what???

The only one getting cock here is alucard

But seriously, why do white people push this shit everywhere?

Pajeets get arranged marriages for a reason.
They would just be fucking their friends all days if they didn't have someone forcing them to marry woman.

top kek.

>vampires no longer exist because of aids

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Kys fag.

>I doubt the Pajeet was wild about shoving gay sex into the show

I wouldn't be so sure about that one, chief.

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Just watched
Alucard just had a threesome with an asian girl and her brother but then the siblings tried to kill alucard but alucard kills them first with his magic sword
The slut siblings explain why they want to kill him but its long and im lazy to write it

not sure what youre on about
judge dredd was great
did i miss something?

So people are overreacting for nothing?

It was made by white people, what did you expect. Hell, I'm surprised they didn't make him a tranny.

oh god i fucking hope so
i havent watched it yet but if it's true then im not going to watch it

People aren't overreacting, they are celebrating lgbt representation. And by they i mean white people.

>he doesn't know
OH NO NO NO NO

>I doubt the Pajeet was wild about shoving gay sex into the show.

He's the same guy who bitched about Apu in The Simpsons and how problematic he was until Fox removed him. No, I'm not kidding.

>looks up rule34 Richter Belmont
>its all gay
user i think Castlevania has always been for the gays

>mfw the people that bought that super expensive Alucard figure

Enjoy having a literal fag on your desk lmao

it was made by browns and jews

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KWAD (Kek What A Dhampir)

Yeah hes definitely jewish

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Yes, we are

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Netflix saved the series. Now everyone is talking about it. Please watch our show

>nooooooo it wasn't white people for a white audience
>nooooo white people didn't do nothing you bigot nooooo
Based whitey, gobbling down that cum

here you go user, it's not a webm though.

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>"Enjoy having a literal fag on your desk lmao"
as i read this from the moniter on my desk

Why is Yas Forums talking about this 10290930x more than twitter is?

stop making fun of bottoms we're people too

there's nothing wrong with enjoying taking dick up the butt as your primary form of sexual pleasure

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Why didn't those two twins just wait?

youtu.be/Kwfdulm6hYo
Here’s your director, Bro.

Im amazed that when white people have to write a story about a morally conflicted vampires, the first thing they think about is gay anal sex. That is another level of obssesed, no wonder your brith rates are dropping like rocks.

Those puffy jew lips
beedy eyes
thin long nose
tiny teeth
bald

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Is this your "new" strategy now? Just projecting your disgusting sodomite fantasies onto white people when in fact your tribe is behind these works?

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I'm a trans individual who has been on Yas Forums for years. I've yet to see any definitive proof that anything which is largely accepted by the trans community is bad for them, and I'm here to address these issues.

Let's get a hot topic out of the way first: gender reassignment surgery is as necessary for individuals experiencing severe gender dysphoria as chemo would be for a cancer patient. Yes, some people still unfortunately kill themselves. But, every single person who undergoes surgery who doesnt is a person whose life is saved. It is not cosmetic, it is life saving.

Secondly, estrogen is not bad for your mind or body in any way as an assigned-at-birth male. There is zero scientific evidence that it is. This is baseless and only serves to scare people away from taking the medicine they need

Third: it can be "too late to change". I am 37 and I only began hrt 5 years ago. Within two years I was visually passing and now my voice sounds indistinguishable from any other woman's.

Finally, that it is bad for children to transition. Most children have no issue with this and think it's cool to know a trans individual. And giving children estrogen does in fact make it easier on them psychologically to go through their lives as a woman. There is zero evidence that any child has experienced adverse effects growing up compared to non-trans children.

I will talk to anyone about any of these things. I'm just sick of seeing baseless bullshit spewed about us on this board. Seeing that stuff early on in my transition made me think about some things I never want to think about again. And anyone who posts pictures of girls who are having trouble passing is participating in psychological abuse.

Im just mad they didnt make trevor gay instead

No one is making fun of bottoms
They are making fun of gays hey are different
I think?

What

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I don't like seeing grown men have sex

fresh pasta, yum!

>the same people slitting their wrist over this would be quiet as church mice if it had been two women instead of a man and a woman

You know I love pounding poon but I've always wondered what having sex with a little twink would feel like.

hehehe, cocky

I am pretty sure the choice of an asian guy to top Alucard was intentional given how much hay is being made about the demasculinization of asian men. Even if Pajeet is Indian, they sometimes get hit with the flak of 'asian men aren't masculine'.

Ellis is the typical early 2000s militant atheist faggot. He even has a fucking fedora for god's sake.

You're not people you're a plaything.

>It's been 30 years
>It needs to change now
Where were you Year 1 faggots?

White hands typed this post.

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It was made by a fucking brown Indian from Kolkata.

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can vamp blood from the anus turn someone

> that dislike ratio

damn nigga got BTFO.

Dilate weeb tranny.

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Screw that post Lenore-chan!

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why? Its literally the hottest combination
nothing better than 2 beefy sweaty men having some fun

>anime girl poster
>also a pathetic shit eating faggot
Literally like clockwork.

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I'm so FUCKING JEALOUS OF HECTOR THAT FUCKING KEK

>betrays his master
>gets duped by a crazy bitch

>still ends up with a SUPER CUTIEPIE VAMPIRE PALE GODDESS THAT LIKES YOU AND TREATS YOU WELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That would only bring me liberation

funny how a character can be absolutely ruined forever because of someones degenerate fantasy.

lmao enjoy wearing a diaper for the rest of your life starting at 24

How are you doing, Yas Forums?
Do you want something? Maybe some shoes?

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I fucking hate jews and there lies

Protip: any user shifting the blame to, or using the term, "white people" is actually Jewish. Don't fall for it.

so is this series worth a watch just for the waifus?

>Even if Pajeet is Indian, they sometimes get hit with the flak of 'asian men aren't masculine
no they dont mate, its always 100% asians that get hit with that

>OPEN AN HOLE INTO YOU FUCKING SKULLWITH A DRILL
Based and Perforatorpilled

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There's only Sypha and Lenore as waifus, and they're super cute but eh.

>WE DINDU NUFFIN

>chinless whitey desperately trying to redirect to jews
sounds about white

This is democracy manifest.

My kyoudai

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Bongistan gave us some of the best authors of all time, they've fallen far

>when in fact your tribe is behind these works?
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
/pol /seething hard today. got any evidence or infographs of jews on the writing team? post them

Gross, men are perverted and hairy, I don't want to see that.

Don't you DARE masturbate to me, Yas Forums!

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>WE GOT TOO COCKY

I'll say ;)

He’s not a cuck though. He’s just a weak boy in a mans body.
A good looking man.

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>Sypha and Lenore
>they're super cute
yeah no

Fucking kek there's unironically no coming back from this. Castlevania threads are fucked on Yas Forums from now on. This is worse than what happened with dunkey threads.

nice try shlomo

You tell me

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eww i wouldnt want to hag

My Indian professors have been in the country for like 30 years and they still talk like Pajeets, so I don't understand what the problem is

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Ignore OP and post the best Castlevania themes! I'll start:

youtube.com/watch?v=f77PLFRP3Ok

looks good.

>vampire-chan will never bite your lip
WHY LIVE

You're one step away from being a tranny.

Good. Glad it happened to this series. It deserves it.

keep saying it bro

Because people don't like being made fun of when they know it's true e.g. black people

Sounds kinda based desu. Fuck the porcelain Jew

Jesus christ you fucking niggers, you don't need to make a webm 1080p, just fucking up the bit rate and make it 720p, this shit pisses me off to no end.

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What's the song that plays when Alucard has gay butt sex?

go away joao

>Empire, Power, Black Lightning, etc. etc.) black people boycott the show and stop watching.
That never happened. Empire creator was a gay black dude and one of the main characters has been gay since the very first season.

But mexican's Love getting made fun of. they had a fucking party when they found out Speedy Gonzales was getting a movie.

Not mine bro. Blame Yas Forums

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>Asking a man favors mid-nut.
Truly a most vile act only the most evil of women do.

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>no edit of alucard taking it up the butt while saying "keep pounding it"
You're not even trying

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K E K

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so how will they ruin the SoTN arc (if they make it that far)

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Well fuck. I kinda want to watch it for her now.

>Hector loves his pets
>Ends up being a pet to a loving mistress
Pottery.

try a joke regarding their "food"