The last game you played is the next Netflix series

The last game you played is the next Netflix series

>who plays the main characters
>how is the lore ruined
>what show would you want to see?

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Hotel Dusk Netflix series
>Kyle is gay and in love with Bradley
>they have at least one sex scene
>Louie is black

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>WoW
Fucking finally

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>CS:GO
>dave chappelle as counter terrorist
>bruce willis as terrorist
>nobody in the series has hair

Here's a given:
>Raceswapped characters
>needless swearing
>bad voice acting
>low action

Castlevania circle of the moon

The last game I played was Castlevania 3...

>Flower, Sun and Rain
Jazz is replaced sad pop covers of 80s music. Mondo is now a proud homosexual, instead of math puzzles he has gay sex with different guest. Catherine now talks to you, voiced by Awkafina and makes Trump jokes. Mondo always responds with #notmypresident, he says the word "hashtag" when saying it.

If you don't like it, you are a bigot.

If you like gay sex and Castlevania, then do i have a show for you user.

>Civilization 5
not even sure...

you forgot to mention that it is mandatory for a netflix show to have more non white people and women be the ones with power and have explicit gay sex scenes, there is no way around this.

>Devil May Cry

Grim Dawn
Plot moves at a snail's pace
Focusing on drama between OC characters
Lore isn't ruined because its hardly discussed or delved into, even in environmental story telling there would be minimal lore
Kill warden by season 3

oh and random literally(no really) whos play the characters and its super low budget live action.

>rain world
how the fuck

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New Vegas
>doesn't matter who the main actors are
>NCR GOOD LEGION BAD nothing else explored
>none because adaptations are shit

>Bloodborne
I wonder.

>main actors: I don't watch television or films so I don't know the names of anyone who'd suit the roles
>By doing anything. It'd be impossible to reproduce on the screen
>I would watch it to see how poorly it is done but if it was good I would want to see anything with Micolash

How would they outshit this?

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Mega Man

>I dunno, someone young.
>Light and Wily are clearly insane, and Light's only allowed to operate because he occasionally shits out something useful.
>Wily has episodes where he realizes he's insane and wants to stop.
>Light's flaw is that he thinks of if he 'could' do something instead of 'should' he do it
>Light is a recovering alcoholic from when his wife died due to a mysterious illness while carrying twins
>Light's wife was deliberately killed by a general who wanted Light focused on making military bots
>Wily finds out about this plot and reveals it
>Revelation episode ends with Light just staring at a screen of the proof numbly
>Light then calmly invites the general responsible to a testing of a new war machine
>In later episodes, the general is reported missing
>Light's lips twitch slightly, but he goes on with business
>Mega Man's brain is built a little too well, allowing him to develop emotions and override the three laws when necessary
>Roll has lesser instances of this, aka when she buries a bird that died after hitting the window, and keeps looking at its grave
>Wily tries to commit suicide by Mega Man even as the Dark Wily persona is taking over
>"Proto Man" is a glitch-hallucination in Mega Man's system, basically dummied out code he takes advice from.

And then I'll end it with Light and Wily going on medication, realizing what they're doing, and committing mutual suicide. X's body is destroyed, but his code escapes onto the internet.

>ghandi is white
>actually nukes everyone

Easy
>LOTS AND LOTS OF CUTE-SERVICE

Everyone is niggers, even the cats

What the fuck is that?

It looks like the Monster Hunter movie...

Metal gear solid

It's just 2 hours of men cock sucking each other.

>Deep Rock Galactic: The Series
>Karl's some gay boy who's actually still alive and he's a fucking elf who snuck on board to prove himself to dwarves but everyone was so drunk they didn't realize it
>Honestly not sure.

>code vein
its castlevania but more gay

>Doomguy
>uses CoD Tacticool Weapons
>Demons turn out to be in his dreams during a coma from a botched suicide attempt
>doomguy Personal turns out to be a projection of his inner aspiration to be like the dad he never met
>Main character wakes up
>black
>conquers bis Trauma through the Power of love with a white blonde Girl
>mfw

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Dragons Dogma

>Monster Hunter movie...
What in Christ's name are you talking about?

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>he doesn't know
oh no
nobody tell him

>Sekiro
Wolf is now gay, and Emma is now a man and his top (he's a vers, all the power comes from his low center of gravity).
Emma is also not just a gay crossdresser, but transgender, and Owl hates his son because he's gay, so Wolf has to kill him not in the name of honor and protecting his lord, but in the name of protecting his sexuality.
Genichiro is also just salty because Wolf is fucking Emma and he wants to fight him because he wants to have that boypussy all to himself.

Half-life
>Gordon talks
>Nerd culture
>Military is Trump metaphor
>Aliens are immigration metaphor
>Gman is a main character instead of just being in the background for a few scenes

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>Puyo Puyo
How can they fuck up more than Sega already did?

kek

Dungreed
>Remove mechanics from game like not being able to leave when you want
>Make it gritty and have MC go into the dungeon and lose their companion and be about saving them
>make it be about aliens as the cause or something stupid like that

Oh fuck. Really? Why?

>GTA San Andreas
Mutt's Law dream come true

>Minecraft
well fuck. but i have some ideas

>No fucking clue who
>They'd make it some Minecraft Story Mode shit or something
>Sonic Mania Adventures style Minecraft show would be kino
>Show is centered around a group of players (random, not e-celebs) who just joined a server for the first time
>Group has different types of players: the newfag who doesn't know shit, the alpha player who knows too much, etc
>First episode they start out with nothing since they just spawned
>Every episode is something they discover for the first time/a problem they have to face/etc
>Every season finale is them doing something that gets them closer to actually beating the game, while using stuff they learned or got from the previous episodes
>End show on them beating the enderdragon and jumping down the portal

>hearts of iron 4
>just a world war 2 documentary expect hitler is played by a black woman

>game is all white people instead

>Subnautica Below Zero
I guess that chick who played Michonne from walking dead could play Robin but you would need Alan Rickman to play AL-AN and he's dead so it would never work.

Tony Jaa is cool though

>Tomb Raider

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>SoulCalibur

The lore is actually kino and I never considered how much I wanted a series

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>Half-life
If Half-Life was ever made then it needs to have the atmosphere of Goldeneye, Contact, X-Files and early Stargate SG-1. Set in the late 90's. Also:
>Must sound like late 90's techno "Matrix" music but also give you a feeling of installing Windows ME. There's hope but you know deep down problems will arise.
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I'm only gonna watch this in hopes of seeing him knee Rathalos in the face

>FF7
Wewew

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Man in the high castle

Megman Zero 2
>Zero played by Jaden Smith, X is played by Owen Smith
>X is only able to seal away the dark elf(Played by Eddie Murphy) by taking the Dark elf's dick into his asshole and his body is permanently getting anally raped
> I kind of wanted to see the Vampire Hunter D anime, not im not so sure....Fuck it give me a Duke Nukem show, it cant possibly get any worse than it is now...
Right?

I mean Owen Wilson, but that guy from British Parliament works too

too late

PUBG
>Squad of 4 makes it to the end
>Story is around your squad and what your members endure
>Heartfelt moments when your squad mate dies and you see him executed infront of you
>Winner Winner Chicken Dinner is some plot twist

It's been announced since like last year. When does it come out? Don't know. But the premise sucks!

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Fine.
>Peyton List as Lara Croft and Pierce Brosnan as her father.
>Michael Shanks as a fellow archaeologist.
>Original continuity Tomb Raider.

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Deus ex
>Adam driver as JC
>There's a Donald trump parody
>there's a reference to Yas Forums

>surviv.io
welp, time for a "Gamer" (remember that film? It was pubg before pubg was pubg) show series.

Whats up with this board being a cesspool of people that are literally scared of gay dudes? You closet faggots are hilariously obsessed over the most stupid shit.

>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
>who plays the main characters
Black tri gender cross dresser with a slur
>how is the lore ruined
everything is done in english, the commander is a nazi, they use the word magic, people actually understand what is going on
>what show would you want to see?
An actual Good 40k show would be nice. When is that inquisitor show supposed to drop?

>Kerbal space
>It's just a drama of that flat Earth guy

>Astral Chain

nice

>Adam Driver

ew

>Pirate Doom

Doomguy is played by an ugly black woman who has explicit sex with ugly female pirate demons

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Not them, but I don’t care if people are gay. What I don’t like is how obnoxiously in your face people are about it, like it’s their entire personality. Gay people are at best a couple percent of the total population and yet it’s overwhelming in the media, and shoved in spots where it doesn’t need to be. A show based on a game with hunting vampires, not gay shit.