Ok, if you could make any game real, what would it be?

Whatever setting has the hottest non-human girls. FFXIV, maybe.

>If I can be the protagonist, FFXIV
Why would you want to be the WOL/WOD their life sucks shit and everyone around you're constantly surrounded by children.

Wolfestein without a Doom guy ripoff to ruin it.

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Why in the absolute fuck would you EVER want to be the Warrior of Light?

Cloud Meadow. The monster girls literally need human semen or else they go insane.

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probably Doraemon 2: SOS! Otogi no Kuni

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>young, blonde healthy kid has a problem with people's escapism

What did they mean by this?

Being in a fucking wheelchair isn't healthy either

Bloodborne

Marche should have checked his privilege

Koikatsu Party

Stardew Valley or Oblivion

FF X-2.
All that FFX nice places without sin.
FFX and the water theme that surrounds it is comfy as fuck.

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You guys realize that farming and living in a small community is a real thing you can do in the real world, right?

whichever one lets me fuck and endless amount of bunny girls that thirst for my cock.

I'm already living in Darkwood country.

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good luck finding the money to won land and be able to do that all day everyday.
It doesnt come as easy as it does in games like stardew valley.

Pokemon's never not the correct answer
World's a utopia so peaceful that terrorists get talked down by 10 year olds

L.A. Noire. I want to stay on Earth but go back to a better time.

Majora's Mask so I can go to Romani Ranch

Resident evil.

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Dude, WoLs life is literal suffering.

Job satisfaction. They suffer but they ultimately do save the day and are hailed as a hero

What the fuck is going on?

>China

Oh right I forgot they're retards

>traveling to a new town
>on vacation
>get called to save the day out of nowhere by a giant talking crystal

Why would you want to be the protagonist of that game ever? The good thing is the gifts that you get on the way such as never being mind controlled by a primal.

but if you're a regular person you wouldn't need to worry about that anyway + you get to have skills too.

rune factory 3

did you know the romani sisters smell like shit?

Elf twin threesome

It's cute as a game played in short bursts, but your neighbors are gonna you insane after a while with such basic simplistic personalities and repetitive conversations.

Soul Hackers

I miss the 90s

Alphinaud doesn't want your dick like Alisaie does though
Presumably in this scenario they have the range of conversation that real people have.

.hack//
Any version.

Do you mean like a world where the .hack games are real or as in the MMO game's world itself is real life?

Because the former means you are gonna get coma'd just from playing vidya.

Namco Museum

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MMBN

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That's ok it sounds better than waking up every morning. Also there's a chance I can play the game while coma IRL and that sounds like a good deal to me.

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Tsukasa's existence was suffering though. She was alienated from everyone. She only found closure by going back to the real world.

Of course this time with an adoptive father who cared for her and a crippled gf.

This
>finally get to run around town with an axe in hand and not get arrested again

I wish I was a NetNavi

>again
Story time.

Shut the fuck up. The end.

It's just VRchat but you can fall into a coma.

boku no pico

Ape Escape 3.

Elder Scrolls.
Use superior lore knowledge to hoard powerful artifacts and hijack HoL from the Dwemer before the Tribunals and Faggot Ur got to it first. Spend the rest of my lifetime as a semi-deity until one of the Elder Scrolls prophecy decided it was my time to die

coward

Why not achieve CHIM?

What if you don't have real world meta knowledge about the world you are in. What if you are just being born into it, whether as the protagonist of the game or just a random schlub?

>only one person is allowed to reply to me
Storyfaggots are the stupidest.

>Ankha
I think I might actually become a furry if that was on the table.

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jak and daxter

This life.

Minecraft.
Survival of the fittest you fuckers, better take shelter quickly if you don't want to fight

Isn't that thing like 3 feet tall?

Physically Impossible considering that CHIMMING isn't as simple as declaring that you are in a dream and started lucid dreaming. Closest you can get to getting OP on Nirn is by knowing the future lottery number

If I lose my memory then it would be no different than committing suicide right now.

Either Animal Crossing or Pokemon.

World of Warcraft so I can deep fuck gobbo chicks

Well it's basically "if you could have lived in a videogame world instead of this one, which would you choose"

It's sorta like saying "If your life could have gone a different way, what way would you have taken it" sorta thing. Just more fantastic

I am a weirdo
I had a woodchopping axe
Someone felt uncomfortable
That person called the police on me
The police thought i was a weirdo
Took me in for questioning
Took away my axe
All i wanted was firewood
TL:DR if you are a weirdo everything is suspicious

A video game critiquing the usage of escapism.
Ironic.