CONSUME

AND HE CRIED LIKE A BITCH!

White hands typed this comment.

What's the worst thing then?

There are black gays.

And then he oneshot two asians because he didnt teach them well enough.

>There's nothing wrong with being gay
>There's nothing wrong with being bottom
>There's nothing wrong with taking a cock up your arse while crying of pleasure
Choose

>He had gay sex
yeah, during a threesome with a woman

Aren't those all synonyms?

White Men: The Thread

Cope.

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How far would you go for $20, Yas Forums?

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Honestly I'd suck a good looking guy's cock for free, but that's because I'm a faggot.

Sounds based

Shut up, I want to be outraged! Alucard is gay, that makes me angry! He sucked a dude's cock!

Absolutely based and redpilled

There's plenty of cock to go around user, there's no need to be jealous.

>vampires can't get diseases and go to hell anyway
Knowing this is there any argument against having gay sex?

>mfw this is Castlevania now

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you have to drink their piss which becomes rancid when you become undead and leaves you unable to drink blood for forty days, which is a death sentence for vampires

can i get an explanation. what happened with castlevania, what does it have to do with gay sex, and why is Yas Forums really upset?

Alucard gets fucked up the ass by some random dude in the Netflix show. No im not joking.

god i wish i could've been him

netflix has gay sex, or at least interracial, quotas on almost all of their shows so that isn't surprising

I would give the man a handjob, but not suck him off.
the price for that is $50

>you have to drink their piss
w-what?

Pissplay is fucking gross, and I can assure you that a fair amount of faggots aren’t into it

A whole season of filler shit, hell, the ass fucking wasn't even the worst thing about Alucard's plot

All your favorite characters will be turned gay. You are letting them do this. You were warned. You didn't listen.

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And he cried, bite the pillow, and blushed.

Does it actually feel that good?

If you ate ice-cream after eating shit doesnt take away the fact that you just ate shit.

Not that user.
>food analogy

I fucking guess.

Name one time you ever thought a sex scene was actually needed in a story, go on I’ll wait

my bf cums every time i fuck his ass

i'm a girl btw

You will never be a real woman.

What size strap on

More sex than (You), Muhammad

COOM CHALICE

I once drank a jungle Mama's piss while she rode my face. Bitch had a body like Maserati XXX. Luckily I did not get AIDS

for most people who enjoy it, it's mostly psychological. But those people usually really enjoy it

I'm on season 2 of this show. Does Yas Forums only hate it because Alucard is gay?

yes, but it's also a bad show

No.

And how the fuck would you know

I find it hilarious that prior to this episode, barely anyone was giving much of a public damn about the Castlevania netflix series on Yas Forums. But now since this came up theres threads popping up constantly. Don't you idiots thing this thing is being used as an outrage publicity to get the series back in people's minds?(which is clearly working by the looks of it)

Ok tranny

i have shit in my ass all the time, its called turds

It didn't seem enjoyable to Alucard.

Kill jews

And, still counts. What's your excuse if it's that easy.

I just sucked my boyfriend's dick. We watched two episodes of the first season and dropped it. It's bad tv. I haven't played the games, he has. It's still a bad show. Only watched the new episode to see Alucard get dicked. It's barely porn.
Show falls flat on all levels.

despite Yas Forums priding themselves on being more logical and reasonable and intellectually honest than any other larger community, literally no other place on the internet is screaming and crying and virtue signaling and soapboxing the absolute fuck out of everything as much as this shithole

Whatever Yas Forums is cherrypicking is just the tip of the iceberg of how awful the series became after season 1. Almost everything that happens in season 2 and 3 is inconsequential and a waste of time, is like Game of Thrones but with more fights

Liar, You kissed his nuts too.

This happens here all of the time. Anons stoking the outrage fire for fun, personal (you)s and those swarming to bite the bait and all unwittingly spreading publicity/free advertisement. Couldn't wish for a better pit of fucking morons.

Kill yourself subhuman faggot

Replaying SotN. The game has so much fucking soul.
The room right outside of the ticking clocks? The ticking sound fades the farther away from the screen transition you get until it is silent.
The painting in the Hippogryff room is awesome and so is the inverse version of it in Medusa's room.

"just now" then
fuck

It's just trolls trolling trolls

This.
Something I never noticed was that when you get hit and take more than 50% of your total health in ond hit, you can see a tiny little buttplug drop on the ground when Alucard is in his flinching animation. Just thought that was cool.

It’s like you guys are missing the message to fuel your narrative.

Alucard was clearly starved of social/emotional interaction. The whole crying during sex was a product of it.
Nothing more, nothing less.

if its chance to shitpost /v will jump on it and never fucking let it go, its that simple

i know i was just kidding i'm gay but i didn't want Yas Forums to call me a faggot

It was rape

>Yas Forums finally waking up to the fact that the divide in homo opinions is on racial lines

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT KIKE
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I like the 'my ass is about to explode' run

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Why you think they women are left too us african kings.