FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN THE SONIC MOVIE

>That part with the turtle
Sonic is a bro

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not bad at all! good stuffs bros

>searched
>actually the movie
damn, thanks bros

>That godly SEGA chant at the beginning

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Kek

>Crazy old man drew sanic

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Holy shit it's real.

The guy also upload birds of pray for some reason.

Can someone just give a timestamp for when he flosses? That's all I want to see.

Why didn't he have a pet or something to help with his schizophrenia?

Either zoomer or channel owner
You can literally find this movie with no borders easily in a better website.

magnet? wut? what kind of site is this? I'm not clicking it

Around 55:50 and 1:28:24

Finn, go back to school. Stop watching junk cartoon movies. These don't compare to the good old Monsters S.A. movie. You are grounded.

Haha, holy shit. Thanks.

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>Donut lord's a colonizer

Pretty based actually.

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ok but is this movie even worth a watch

Who the fuck watches full length movies on YouTube.

Get some fucking standards. Wait for torrents of the DD/BD.

Pretty good so far, give it a watch fag

I really hope they make that into their new title card for everything. I fucking hate the one note DUUUN they've put on everything in the last few years.

It's a passable kids movie, i.e. it's not meant to be good.. It's in no way any different to the live action Rocky and Bullwinkle movie that came out 20 years ago. Don't let shills tell you otherwise.

what a bro

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It's honestly worth it to have the sister in law character

The actress is married to a white guy in real life too. She must love being colonized.

Best part is that she was unnecessary. Donut Lord could have been single and the movie would work the same

Crazy Carl was best sidecharacter

I knew from the very beginning that they were going to be a pointless side character.

>tfw the weenie cop actually fires a warning shot beside Eggman's head and Crazy Carl pulls out a chainsaw

It was okay, I don't understand why Sonic randomly starts flossing(the ""dance"") at multiple points in the movie.
He genuinely act's like an autistic child throughout the movie, and it's kinda hard to ignore once you notice.
And finally, Jim Carrey wasn't very good in this one.

Him travelling alone with Sonic and Sonic obsessing over him would have a way different tone to it. It would seem more like Sonic has a crush on him and isn't just heterosexually mirin' his lifestyle. Then the ending where they make a room for him in the attic would be even creepier than it already is. The girlfriend is still basically just furniture but her being around probably saved this movie from articles saying it normalizes lonely grown men hanging out with little boys or something.

I'm thinking Robotnikino is back on the menu

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Not meant to be good? You telling me kids don't deserve good movies? You telling me there haven't BEEN good kids movies?

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Stop even hinting.

pretty shitty movie

>youtube
>hd
Um, no...
>also not watching in 4k without korean subtitles
Are youtubers this slow?

Just watched it thanks to Yas Forums.

Pros:
Pretty sharp humor. Definitely enjoyable for millenials (clearly a core audience of this movie).

Cons:
Racemixing propoganda shoehorned in by the Jews.

lmao it doesnt even sounds like him as the film progresses

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The olive garden scene had me on the floor

>NO LONGER AVAILABLE

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People overthink too much.

His voice there was great. His "dance" reminding of Eggrobo was also great

Pretty nice of you OP but I already have seen it in theaters

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The content that they fill these movies with is specifically targetted to hook kids in with dumb shit. Kids love dumb shit. It's not like Pixar (or, how they USED to be) where the artistry is making a smart film that appeals to both children and adults, it's about making dumb movies with dumb comedy that comes with a dumb trailer that has some typical dumb joke so the kids nags his parents to go see it.

It's fine that these movies exist. I have no problem with them. But I'm just tired that people are trying to shill this movie as anything other than formulaic to it's genre just because it has Yas Forums's boy in it.
>OMG DID YOU SEE THE SONIC TWITTER ACCOUNT BEING SNARKY OMG SO FUNNY XD
>OMG LOOK SONIC IS RUNNING AROUND THE PUB SUPER DOOPER FAST AHAH HE RAN INTO A BOOT XD

it was actually pretty good. nice nostalgia bits thrown in, in game mechanics actually used for sonic, and was pretty funny. it's no best movie of the year all years but it's a solid 7/10.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, dawg

OMG DID YOU SEE THE SONIC TWITTER ACCOUNT BEING SNARKY OMG SO FUNNY
OMG LOOK SONIC IS RUNNING AROUND THE PUB SUPER DOOPER FAST AHAH HE RAN INTO A BOOT

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>7/10

Agreed

No, it's pretty trash.

triggered onions

Sonic The Hedgehog is the movie of the year... perhaps of the decade? Hmm I shall now have sex with 50 women. Not that people who dislike the sonic movie know what that is like...

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Sonic's wet fart gave me a boner.

>Its about family Tom

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slayer?

You mean, Tim