I just played the entire bombing mission & sector 7 part until seventh heaven and these two don't flirt A SINGLE TIME. ZERO. NADA.
Thus let this serve as a reminder that Jesse's unquenchable thirst for Cloud's cock is ABSOLUTELY NOT CANNON and retarded and unfunny.
At the very least its decent filler, but Ima be pissed if they make Yuffie another slut for him
who fucking CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
GO PLAY THE ORIGINAL THEN WHY DO YOU CAAAAARE
why the fuck is this zoomie having opinions on ff7 and complaining about whats canon and whats not
Because zoomies don't know the difference between a remake and a remaster.
ff7 pro
I don't really see the issue. Women banter like this in real life all the time. At least they did when I was in college 10 years ago.
>it's a remake so I can change the original characters as much as I want and make them annoying and retarded right?/fuck being faithful to the lore which is one of the greatest strengths of the og what could possibly go wrong?
fine why not make barrett a raging homosexual gigolo that dresses up as a drag queen in the honey bee inn? it's a remake zoomies lol
jessie clearly flirts with cloud on the train as well as a few other times, if you didn't pick up on this you genuinely have autism. it's true that she didn't do it during the reactor all the time in the original, but that's what happens when you're taking what was just a segment of disk one out of three and making it an entire chunk of the game, previously established things get expanded on
There's a little subtext.
It's canon to the remake, numbnuts.
Who
the
FUCK
cares
She cleans off his face in the train there’s clearly some interest on her part, women don’t just offer to do that to ahyone
She's going to die pretty soon so who cares.
A girl in college likes brushing my hair for some reason. Pretty sure she doesnt like me sexually.
Girls don't initiate physical contact with guys they aren't planning on fucking, unless you have a massive jew fro and shes petting you like a dog.
yeah but you see this is not college, this is a terrorist organization trying to blow up a sector. it's really stupid when you're running away from shinra soldiers and getting locked up in rooms and hopping through laser doors and this bitch goes "MY HERO!!!" "THOSE BABY BLUE EYES PLEASE FUCK ME NOW!!" holy fuck we get it, you could have given her just 2 cheesy lines instead of 22 and the point would've come across and it would've been more faithful to the original Jessie
/thread
probably not. she's 15 or something. too lewd for modern day audiences.
>Because zoomies don't know the difference between a remake and a remaster.
Someone besides a zoomer would know that game remakes are traditionally damn near the exact same, usually just with updated assets or other improvements like voice acting. FVII:R is more along the lines of the Evangelion movies: it's a reimagining, not a remake.
>At the very least its decent filler, but Ima be pissed if they make Yuffie another slut for him
This. There's a difference between having a minor character flirting with what's supposed to be an attractive dude and turning every female character into his personal harem
you have autism
Jessie:
>cleans cloud's face
>says she's "happy... i guess?" after cloud tells her the shinra uniform suits her well because it makes her look like a man
>says she put her heart into making cloud's fake ID
AND
THATS
IT
thats all you could even remotely interpret as flirting in the whole game. Oh and she tells cloud he's cool before he dies. That's it. Literally middle school tier flirting.
see the post directly above yours
user, those are examples of flirting. She even says shes going to an extra effort into your I'd if you say you look forward to it
>I just played the entire bombing mission & sector 7 part until seventh heaven and these two don't flirt A SINGLE TIME. ZERO. NADA.
Then you weren't paying attention, even going through the original script you see it.
>jessie is first distrustful of cloud when barret says he's from soldier (but only for this one line)
>cloud gets her leg unstuck and catches her during an explosion during the bombing mission
>then on the train she shows clear worry for cloud, clearly shows interest in him (gets up close to rub dirt from his face, etc), and so on
>this goes on until pancake
You people are seriously blind and delusional. The lengths you push your confirmation bias is downright pathetic.
Really? Well, when I played the original, during the scene in which they were in the train, I somewhat felt like Jessie was into Cloud.
Even as a kid I realized she clearly had feelings for Cloud. If you couldn't tell this then you're autisitc.
Each of the Avalanche members has more screen time now, thus they re-inforce what was already there to develop their characters. This isn't complicated, which means you're also dense as fuck.
this is not real life situations, this is a video game.
I want Tuesti to flirt with cloud
>Game is a remake from the soil up
>Retards: "WHY ISN'T IT EXACTLY THE SAMEEE"
Oh sure you can interpret it as flirting. The thing is it's subtle. It's lingering there, but it's never obvious or assertive or inappropriate. There's a HUGE difference between that to "MY HERO!!!" or "KEEP THOSE BABY BLUES OF YOURS ON ME ;)" and you're actual retards if you can't see that.
It's a new era. Young dudes are damned to lives of virginity like never before in history so they look for romance in video games, no matter the level of ass hattery.
>not wanting that sweet yuffie poon
real cunnysseurs know that she's the peak female design within FF7
>subtle
You haven't been around women much, I can tell.
user, I feel the other anons are right that you have autism
When I was a kid I though Jessie was a boy. Firstly because in the first version of the game I had her name was translated as "Jesse"
Secondly, because you can make Cloud tell her she looks like a man when she tries on the Shinra uniform and she gets happy when you say that.
Thirdly, because the """"flirting"""" is barely present. She might as well have been a clingy boy (male), younger than the rest, who admired Cloud (which is what I ended up thinking)
Thank God we now have Jessie openly lusting for Cloud's cock and literally asking him if he has a girlfriend because according to you guys this is 100% canon
Dude we're talking women involved in combat I mean female gang members, female soldiers I hear plenty of stories of those types being pretty slutty
shut the fuck up onsokumaru
Yuffie is a garbage character. Her design is forgettable and out of place in the modern/futuristic setting and her side story is shit (and being a cunt thief doesn't help).
have sex
No, you are actual retards for thinking cleaning your colleagues face and making an extra effort to manufacture a fake ID equals "MY HERO!!!" and "DO YOU HAVE A GF???" AND "KEEP YR BABY BLUE EYES ON ME ;)"
>Not cannon
take that back
she and Cid are easily the best party members to have around
just give it up already
Yuffie was a slut for him though. She even implies she’s going to go masturbate after their embarrassing date
other thread died so screw this thread
Right? That's the saddest part. I liked Mr. T.
Barret Wallace was CLEARLY meant to look like Mr. T's character, B.A. Baracus from 80s show "The A-Team" AVALANCHE team?? No? Ok..
All his physical descriptors, his hair style, facial hair style, clothing style, accessories, speaking style, tattoos, character actions, intelligence. All of it is a direct copy of B.A. Baracus. Fuck, the VEST with NO SHIRT he wears is FRAYED for crying out loud. HIS NAME. But, that's trademark infringement if they ever really wanted to take it to Square, so they QUICKLY told Nomura "stop it" in the future.
>Nomura doesn't design his characters with famous western celebrities in mind, user
>Everything about Barrett and B.A. Baracus is...coincidence.
Wow, somehow you know care for a character that nobody in the last 20 years have give a dam for! I wonder if expanding the little character traits she has, had something to do with it.
Not him but Yuffie is easily likeable for her youthful energy, her funny moments and her cuteness. I'm not a Yuffiefag but I definitely understand why there are many of them
You're wrong and don't want to admit it, that's fine. New Jessie sucks cock in both senses
Oh nice, somebody made it.
I was putting off doing that.
It may not be cannon, but it is canon.
Two non-answers to my irrefutable argument, waiting for the third one so I can claim victory
>absolutely not cannon and retarded and unfunny
fuck off hipster faggot
Agreed user, this also sends a harmful message to gamers that they're entitled to the affections women despite being very anti socially
This could send a very bad message indeed.
you're fucking sad
Cid is an abusive asshole too, but at least he has a big ass ship.
sorry your waifu will never love you and dies.
I'd be okay if they redesigned her, honestly. Even back then, I still didn't know what to make of it
>a flirty girl hitting on a cute boy is retarded
What do you expect from gay boomers in denial
>I'm not making a non-argument, you're making a non-argument
>Therefore I win because my headcanon