Say every Yas Forums poster got a cute elf slave you can sex as much as you want...

Does it count if she's missing all her limbs by the time I do?

I will love her and protect her.

I mind control her to stay, why would I let her go

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Is this the off-topic thread in turn? I need to blogpost a little
>Download one of those shitty dating apps
>Not even interested in the fug, I just wanna talk to someone other than males in a vietnamese basket weaving forum
>Swipe right on EVERY profile
>Don't even let the pictures load, just swipe right
>Someone's gotta swipe me right as well, sooner or later
>My only matches are fucking trannies
I'm so fucking tired of being alive, Yas Forums

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good, stop masturbating to naked cartoons

Based

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I'll let her go right away.
i see that she dont want to be there and do stuff she dont like. We dont need another Yas Forums member in this world.

Goodbye Little Elf

make her my house elf and she lives in the attack and she cooks and when no one is active she cleans. she wears rags and a potato sack. dont give her people clothes because that sets her free.

I like strong elves

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I already get sex, what else can she do?

why do you want female attention if you dont want the fug?

who let redit in

I'm too autistic to step outside of my house, the fug would simply not be realistic and I'm aware of this

I have an egg fetish so she has to eat a bowl of eggs before she can go

This has nothing to do with Video games.

Why did you include me?

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what are boobs filled with?
i know milk come from there but i doubt its milk cause it would get spoiled in there
is it like water?

I'm too much of coward to do anything else.

i would set her free, and ask her what her goals in life are, and give her the option to stay and be a maid or leave with zero repercussions. I would give her the condition that she must wait 24 hours before giving me her decision.

If she's flat I keep her, if she's not, she can go.

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You could sink the Yamato twice with those tits.

>not pursuing only the girl you love, instead choosing one who doesn't want to be with you and just gets dropped on you as a slave

>And you let her gooo

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shut up

ok incel

I'm a bottom

Make me

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Life is a series of opportunities, user. Chasing what you think you want instead of taking advantage of and being open to the ones you get is a surefire recipe for misery.

there's a ranking system on those apps, and if you swipe right on everyone it'll know you're a desperate ugly loser so it's better to be picky.

>if you swipe right on everyone it'll know you're a desperate ugly loser
w-what

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It would be hard because I love elves (especially if it were allowed to be dark skinned) but I'd do it. I have no interest in a relationship against their will any more than I am interested in one against my will.

I want them to want to be with me and vice versa, thanks.

And sometimes you have to take the long, arduous path to be happy in the long run instead of being with someone broken on the inside and out.

>How to fuck up 101

>Let her go
>she's still seen as property
>instantly kidnapped and now in a much worse situation than she was before
>also, some dickhead now has 2 elves and thats not fly at all

Could've let her stay as a maid or even better as a paying roommate

Hell, send her to school so she'll be set for life

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This tbqh senpai

I'd let her go because I live with my parents and a slutty elf slave would make mommy freak.
If I didn't tho, sure, tie her up under my desk.

This thread has literally nothing to do with videogames.
Why do you want to talk with a bunch of fat autists about what gives them a boner?
Can't you coomers go be weird faggots on the weird faggot containment boards?
Why do you niggas go to the blue boards to jerk off?

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knowing how people treat elves, i'd make her more of a maidservant and treat her nicely. i want a daughter so bad bros, not even sexual

Based and DFCpilled

Not true but if you spam swipe right the app thinks you're a bot

Unlikely. If let go, they'd return to the forest under cover of night, where no one but other elves live.

I’d keep her around as a maid that way she probably wouldn’t stick a knife in my throat when I sleep

I don't want a filthy elf anywhere near me.

Me like thing
I post thing I like
The end

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What i'm trying to say is that there's a hidden MMR, and that if you swipe right on everyone, it'll assume that you are desperate and therefore, unattractive. If you want your profile shown to more people it is better to pick more carefully who you swipe right.

I would murder her
Because she is as the same kin of Amilia and she cucked Rem

where do you think they took the elves from in the first place?

>there's a hidden MMR
>on fucking dating apps

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Conservative parties

It's not like Yas Forumsoderators have abductors ready to wait in every forest. I'd imagine it was a difficult and taxing process, and they can't keep collecting them if they 'escape.'

>having to pay for more food and shit
Fuck that I would kick her out before I spent a dime.

Still wouldn't make her safe. Her being a slave implies that there are slavers around, so either she was sold by her own people which would make a return very difficult or she was captured in some sort of raid and now she's all alone in some unknow territory, knowing nobody but you and you just kicked her ass to the curb

why wouldnt there be
do you think people want to date undesirables

>let her go
>some other user now has two elf slaves
Did you even think your scenario through?

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Considering that my people could be considered the orcs of the human race, at least I'd get to live out some of the cute orc x elf art.
Unless she's a dark elf.

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what the fuck

I would treat her nicely and attempt to woo her with my mastery of Japanese. And give her some eggs to eat.

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>implying they dont come from the elf farms

You're English?

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AAAAAAAA

I want to feed her so bad

hes japanese.

Then when she gets back to the forest and she sees bad guys, she'll come back to me knowing that I'm decent enough of a person to let her go. Then we'll train for 5 years and become super ninjas and she can do whatever she wants to do and beat up any bad guy who threatens her.

Why is LUNE the kings of Elves lads? I need more elf VNs in my life.

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How obedient is she? How much does she enjoy being obedient? If she's negligent or unhappy to be a slave I'll just show her the door. Have you ever gotten a blowjob from someone who was just doing it for you and not really into it herself? It's awful. It's awkward and it takes too long.

lurk more, that's how Yas Forums has been since 2003

>wrong
I'm urkelamerican

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>How many of you are good enough to let her go?
If you are good enough she will never want to leave

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>How many of you are good enough to let her go?
:)

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>foster that stockholm syndrome
>get stabbed eventually
Ah, romance.

urkel was japanese you retard

it isn't though, this is just what people who migrated here via ebin screencaps say because they think Yas Forums is just a place where you go to pretend to be retarded.

Yas Forums used to actually be on topic most of the time, I just miss this place feeling like it was full of people I could relate to. Its just full of zoomers that treat it like its the comment section for the other social media sites they use now

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First i'd sit her down,make her breakfast and tell her that she has to eat these eggs

>muh oomers
You're part of the problem

>Elf

I can't let her go and further taint the human pool. They all must be removed from existence.

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I rape her 3 times a day.
She is elf scum, letting her live is already pushing it.

>Yas Forums used to actually be on topic most of the time
>boom boom crash, Dragon dildos, plus tip, etc from 2011 era
>Even more offtopic before the blue board era
>-oomer
try to fit in harder, the only thing you got right is modern Yas Forums being social media

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Depends on what letting her go entails.

user I’m leaving this place. Please don’t try to stop me!

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Too bad I couldn't find that comic(s) of the orcs saying they'll take good care of an elf but then get her a coat because she's dressed skimpily and it's could outside.
Or some kind of orc king overwhelming an elf slave by feeding her sweets and treating her like a good father

*stabs you with my dick*

Ha ha ha whoops :)

Shut up knife ear whore, into the sex dungeon you go.

not before you ate all the eggs

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based

>Yas Forums used to actually be on topic most of the time

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I'll let her go meet her ancestors.

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She may live in my home on the condition that her anus becomes my property.