BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I would if anal wasn't a meme

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Reminder that the Producer whats to adapt Berserk

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Are you sure this will help us sell more netflix subscriptions?

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>all these tops around me...

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He got fucked in the ass by some super special netflix OC

Gonna need sauce. I dont use netflix and i refuse to believe this.

Berserk already has shitton of gay shit as it is without Netflix needed to do a damn thing.

he's in so much pleasure

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Yas Forums is the gayest board on Yas Forums, you fags were ERPing with each other during the last 2 April Fools events. Why are you all assblasted now that you can relate to the gay vampire?

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kys weeb tranny faggot

will this suffice

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>Anime is gay
who would have thunk

cum inside me

Oh come the fuck on.
You telling me this is real? Netflix really though this was ok.

>white man getting plowed by a brown man while a brown woman watches

This is the most Netflix thing I've ever seen.

This desu
That was so cringy, a bunch of lonely dorks starting to want to fuck each other. Felt nothing but pity. This show is embarrassing too tho.

agreed

t. bottom

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>tfw Alucard is the first gay character in Smash

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Link was playable since the beginning

There is nothing wrong with depicting a male as a bottom. Male bottoms exist and we deserve representation.

it being bisexual is cringe tho

Bis aren't gay

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having someone put something inside you feels horrible. its not the same as putting something inside yourself

>You telling me this is real? Netflix really though this was ok.

In the Netflix Witcher series there's literally a scene of a black elf fucking a white woman while an audience of fully clothed white people watches and applauds.

Why are incels so mad about this? Vampires always were incredibly flamboyant and horny.
>NOOOO THIS SHOW HAS A 1 MINUTE BISEXUAL SEX SCENE
Grow up and stop shitting up Yas Forums with threads about a TV show.

Link ist gay nigger

>

youtube.com/watch?v=x6lZe-lWwt8

Speak for yourself, my bf's dick feels way better than any dildo.

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>Vampires always were incredibly flamboyant and horny.
Since when? Anne Rice?

>2 guys get raped
>no one fucking complains

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Of course some burger anime is going to have gay buttsex

stick to twilight you absolute flaming faggot

Time for you newfags to fuck off back to .reddit, you're clueless and it's embarrassing to see

Normalfaggotry has ruined this place.

>oh no how could my favorite flamboyant, fabulous, pretty-boy, half-vampire, goth protagonist of a metroidvania game POSSIBLY be a homo?
you made your bed senpai

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Yea and out of frustration to adapted Berserk he made Alucard a fag.

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Since Bram Stoker actually.

In the Netflix series there's literally a scene of a quadroon magician fucking a half indian woman while an audience of literal illusions conjured by the woman watches and applauds*
Why are you /po/ schizos so obsessed with spreading lies?

Yes he is, retard.

Alucard likes peepees in his pooper lol

I wish I could get a bottom bf
But I'm not good enough yet

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Can I get some context? I don't watch Netflix and I don't want to.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

TREVOR HELP

one of my fantasys

the scene was ruined by having that dirty fucking roastie trying to take part in it

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN JUST ALUCARD AND THE ASIAN GUY, NO FUCKING DIRTY FISH STANKING HAIRY NIP CUNT SMELLING UP THE FUCKING ROOM

>the fucking filename
oh god i'm dying

M*n can't be raped.

Bram's Dracula was suave, not a horny dog whose entire character revolved around who he likes sticking it. There is a difference between charming monster that seduces his victims to kill them, and a faggot whose entire story is revolving around dicks and sex like Anne Rice's characters.

Doubtful Bram Stroker intended Dracula to be bisexual. Unless you can provide a specific citation, I'm calling bullshit.

>flamboyant and horny

Although these terms can and are usually associated with being homo, they do not in and of themselves indicate homosexuality.

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This

Reverse cowgirl is the best position.

This series was directed by the same Indian SJW hipster faggot who cried about Apu being in The Simpsons.

this would've been so hot if it was just alucard and the guy.

lol fuck off you annoying weird little queer

Can't wait for season 4

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>acquaintance who was really into the games became a massive homo
really makes me think

>crush on alucard since I was a child
>he's miraculously turned into a bottom
>it's just for the asspull plot tweest and shock value
I'm never gonna get over this. And you just know he's gonna end up either dead, single or with a roastie. FML, why can't these fuckers even pander right? How can they always fuck up?

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Alucard gets mindbroken by a Japanese bull.

>quadroon magician
One drop rule.

>498582931
Who is playing a white woman and is made up by the producers to look as much like one as possible.

>audience of literal illusions
Who are all still white people, so it changes nothing.

>Why are you /po/ schizos so obsessed with spreading lies?
None of that was a lie, and I haven't been on Yas Forums in almost four years.

>black elf fucking a white woman while an audience of fully clothed white people watches and applauds
>black elf

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go back to tumblr, then kys

Why?

>There is a difference between charming monster that seduces his victims to kill them, and a faggot whose entire story is revolving around dicks and sex like Anne Rice's characters.

No there isn't.

Since all of the original faggots here will only use vague memes, I'll go into detail.

Alucard is very fucking sad since his friends left on their non-canon journey without him. He lives in complete isolation in his dead father's magic castle where he pretty much fends for himself by feeding of the land and not people. Two Netflix OC characters from feudal japan looking to free themselves from the grasp of a Vampire that took control of their homeland escaped to Wallachia in search of Alucard since they heard of his heroic deeds supposedly. After both of them nearly being killed in a confrontation by Alucard, they explain that they mean no harm and wish to learn vampire hunting tactics. Alucard obliges and gives them access to the castle and Belmont's manner to research while he trained them in combat. The couple and Alucard form a close bond with each other through the days as if they were family and even lived as such. Late into the season, the couple decide to enter Alucard's room in the middle of night, waking him and claiming that they wanted to "thank" him for all he's done. Things get very fucking creepy from here once they all decide to undress and have a threesome with Alucard on bottom with the guy doing most of the work. Alucard visibly confused and in emotional distress goes along with it before being betrayed by the couple as they proceed to restrain him and make an attempt on his life while claiming that he lied to them about everything despite everything being hunky-fucking-dory five minutes ago like some bipolar, psychopathic girlfriend for no damn reason. Alucard then slits their throats wide open with his magical sword and then shows immense regret and even more sadness by assuming the fetal position and crying like a baby back bitch. Next morning, he puts them on a fucking pike outside the castle doors and does his dramatic, "I'm becoming a monster like my father" speech in the most cliché and predictable way possible.

if it isnt white, its black

Quadroon fucking a half indian woman while illusions watch. Stop spreading lies you fucking schizo.

I thought this was a rape and alucard murders them afterward?
t. hasnt watched season 3 yet

He likes him UwU

FUCK
Really?

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm laughing that such a concept exists at all in a witcher series.

Alucard and who? Hector? It wasn't rape, he was the one fucking her then she put some voodoo bruhaha spell on him.