Forcing your kid to play 8-bit garbage is cringe

Forcing your kid to learn a controller with 16 buttons and 3 directional inputs is quite cringe, instead of one with just a d-pad and four.

You literally can't. Britbottles, Amerifats and Auspooreans are obsessed with trannies, blacks and muslims.

Kids can handle Mario Kart 8 on the Switch you fucking retard. Maybe you cant. No reason to force them to play fucking Super Mario Kart

Mario in particular is 2 buttons and the d-pad, why wouldn't you want your kid to play them if they had an interest

My youngest sister is 14 and she grew up on older games because they were cheap/handmedowns
She will interchangeably jump from stuff like paperboy to skyrim because she just sees them all as video games
She really pokemon gen 3 romhacks though

Man, the kid is too stupid to understand fightans, specially hyper fightans. She is just pressing buttons and seeing shit happening on the screen.

At least with the 8-bit game like mario, she is developing her sense of logic. Nobody said she shouldn't play modern games, but for now, it is good to introduce her to stuff that increase her basic skills.

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Yeah man just let your kids play Minecraft and Fortnite on voice chat with the over 20 year old autists.

>forcing his daughter to play /vr/ on a LCD TV
>you can literally see the motion blur in the picture
Hello is this CPS I'd like to report child abuse.

>8-bit game like mario
Its called 'New' Super Mario Brothers. Or Mario 3D world they like that one too
fucking idiot

You don't need to force them.
Just play it and they'll want to play it, or at least watch you play it.

Only reason kids like retro shit nowdays is because of Minecraft and Undertale. It looking like shit used to be a bad thing

It's the NES mini dude, ain't no way to hook that to CRT.

If you own the consoles, I don't think starting your kid out on the oldest one is a bad idea, there's no need to keep them there and they might find more interest in the modern games you play, but they'll have fun regardless.

consolewar faggots....not even once.

>NES mini
Even worse. Imagine giving your kid an inferior experience. Get a real NES or at least emulate it on your Wii.

My friends kid would launch up MUGEN (my friend was really into it for a few years and had one of those handpicked 200 character rosters)
All the little fucker would do is set up a player 2 and beat it up, sometimes do a 2v1 with an AI and him vs empty p2
my friend also made him and his nephew try to beat the first set of levels in SMB3 and they both ended up crying because they couldnt get past like the third or fourth level

Sony popularized those kinds of games, even if you can find em everywhere.

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You speak the truth

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Having kids in the first place in cringe.

t. incel

Volcel actually. And proud of it.

having POC kids is based, having white kids is cringe

Saves you money tough. No need to buy new shit when can just reuse old shit.
Like some woman said that her kid wanted something similar that was sitting on attic for christmas so they just repackaged stuff that the older kid hadn't used for few years.

New super mario brothers and 3D world have a fuckton of new mechanics, that she might not even use. For somebody newly introduced to games, you should start with something simple that lets her learn the basics of stuff. Also, you are projecting hard on stuff. My 4yo sees little no no difference between a modern game and an old one, in fact she thinks the old ones are boring, because the color pallets makes it hard to differentiate stuff, quite like why they prefer animations over real movies. She don't even watch me play bloodborne, she can only nag me and ask for me to play the SNES goofy game with her.

>super mario 3D world
Do you really think I bought the piece of brick that is the WiiU?

When i was a kid I thought I was the shit just for knowing the difference between hadouken and shoryuken. Kids don't have enough clarity to learn the importance of basics, and specially to understand the minor fuck-ups and mind games of a hyper fightan. Fighting games should wait until they're older.

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years ago, I thought having a mancave was super cool
now i just realized it is extreme cuck cringe
having your guitars hanging on the wall, instead of having them in their cases, is even worse
the point of the post, I kind of agree... they sould start with types of games, not old games, as in playing the last mario, the last zelda, the last mario party, and not ancient garbage

Can't wait to see that little girl turn into a slut and take black dick

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>forcing
>Hey, what's that, Daddy?
>That's Super Mario World, son.
>Can I try?
>Sure!
>proceeds to enjoy the game and ask me to play it from time to time
Kids are capable of liking old things. Possibly even more capable than edgy teenagers who must be contrarian assholes to anyone older than them from the age of about 14 to about 23.

A kid's first game should be DOOM, keyboard only

Are you somehow not any of those?

Having your stuff in showcase is actually pretty cool.

BUT

Having your personal space delegated to one room of the house, while your wife mandates even the color of the carpets on the rest, is in fact extremely cuck cringe. Now, if you are so cucked down the line you don't even have ONE room for you, or you are based and stain your paw marks in the entire house, that's something only you can tell.

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>i am going to make a picture of my kid and put on the internet for Internet points
those fucking people should get shoot. Anyway, no video games.

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This isn't real right?

rent free

Hope you die in a car accident you sick fuck. You think you funny, but you aint'.

>giving her a choice
>not just breaking up with her on the spot
why do normal guys treat women like they one they are with is irreplaceable?

seething white boy

That's a child you're talking about.

They can pick on operation computers before they even learn to spell properly, You greatly underestimate their capacity to learn at that age.

>Having your stuff in showcase is actually pretty cool.
I have lik 8 guitars
everytime someone comes and asks to see one or whatever, they end up saying "you should have everything on display dude, thatshit is super cool"
I understand that someone who has never seen a guitar may find it cool, but to me it is not a matter of having a room looking like a pawnshop
it stopped being cool and started being "why the fuck you want to be a show off"
I´m getting old

q3a
I understand you may want to show them that game, but they are already accustomed to using all types of devices, and you have to show them cool current mechanics

>Having your personal space delegated to one room of the house, while your wife mandates even the color of the carpets on the rest, is in fact extremely cuck cringe. Now, if you are so cucked down the line you don't even have ONE room for you, or you are based and stain your paw marks in the entire house, that's something only you can tell.
totally agree, but to me is a double whammy
1 if you are relegated to a room, you are a freacking cuck
2 if you need a "space" full of stupid memorabilia and games, instead of a desk for accounting and stuff like that, you are a cinderella and you should stop hoarding garbage

On a TV live that? Yup, cringe as hell

Don't worry, tranny jannies will protect you

You're not just getting old, you're also getting boring.

I don't put the guitar I use on display because it worries me that it will dust up, but I bought broken ones for like 10 dollars and put on the wall just to look cool. Did the same shit with a variety of joypads put on line over a wooden plate: None of those works, the one I use is plugged on the PC.

If you are so dead inside you don't even care that your house looks neat, that's on you.

>desk for accounting
That shit is called an office, and it should not only be sacred, but have a more sober tone and have as few distractions inside as possible.

There's nothing to be proud of in aggressively push away childish pleasures, you are getting nothing from it but becoming more and more of an unfunny person. And contrary to your belief, being dull is also bad for business. You gotta keep your children side and pleasures alive, so you can keep in contact with people of all ages, and not become a detached suit dude who can't understand how modern systems work and just ignore them as "zoomer shit" like some of my jurassic coworkers who are there just to be a nuisance.

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And for free, don't forget that.

How young are you that being an adult means "a desk for accounting and stuff like that"?

This is good, older games are much more difficult than modern games and getting into gaming with games where you actually lose a lot produces a healthier mindset going into games as a whole then the people new into games who started with PS3 era handholdy shit and have completely warped perceptions.

>Born before 97
You're a Millennial too buddy boy.

>Likes playing goof troop on the snes
Great taste. Remember playing it a ton with friends.

He is probably a kid.

If you don't have a store or a business, you don't need to make account every day.
If you need to make account every god damn day, them might as well, you know, hire an accountant.
If you are the accountant, why didn't you made your accounts in your workplace already?

>flatscreen

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Yeah? I never said I wasn't. My dad wasnt a faggot who made me play atari