Game has earthquakes

>game has earthquakes

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Sneedquakes

*cries*

Is he gonna be okay?

Depends on if lizards can get concussions

>game has a water level

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>game has a capybara shower room

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Definitely dead

I've seen a video about woodpeckers saying the only reason they don't get them is because their head is too small. Maybe the same applies to lizards lol

what a waste

>game has a prison level

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>game has town guards

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fucking floridians

>game has revenge quest

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good slam

game has random drops

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Watch the whole video. This chick is overplaying it.

>aaaaAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

Holy fucking based

>you will never enjoy a hot bath as much as a capybara does

Fucking pigs.

Someone make a sound version with Bill.

Thot patrolled.

You don't even need to see the whole video, the dumb bitch blatantly hesitated and posed at the end of the clip.

>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WOMARINO
Believe it or not, whiteknight, but gashes aren't exempt from rules just because they have tits. At least not any more.

those aren't capybaras.

>incel gets a boner every time a girl gets hurt
like clockwork

I'm not sure, he seems a bit shaken up from the experience.

>Fucking pigs.

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Shut up.

>cop good

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Um sweety? Women are just as capable of getting hurt as men are. In fact that cop is a sexist bigot, he didnt even injure her.

>woman trying to interrupt an arrest good

this, shoulda tazed her too

2cute

>all cops are bad
immensely brainlet take, they aren't all out to get you

Dummy.

You do know excessive force is not a thing black lives matter pulled out of its ass, right? It affects all people even if they're not black nor women, you know all those demographics that you hate.

>game has a door breaching mechanic

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why does the idiot keep filming

What's with the Mcdonald's arm patch?

dont fucking run up to a cop while he is attempting to control a situation, expect to get slammed

>why does the idiot keep filming

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what I saw in the webm was based and redpilled, that's all I know

>Game has corporate sponsorships

unironically yes. They are the sole barrier between an orderly society and a mad max fallout land zone. I hope you never call the police when something happens to you

it's the mcdonald's death squad

Why is McDonald's breaking in

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SCALEBRO NOT THE FLIPPING GECKORINO

YOU CANT JUST

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I knew americans were fascists all along.

You know compliance is, more often than not, going to result in a less dangerous outcome for everyone involved? Especially your dumb ass against an armed officer that has to take aggressive action as a threat against them.

>run up to people who are arresting someone
>expect to not get resistance
>seriously what did she think was going to happen

>cops obviously telling people to get back
>woman runs up and raises an arm
>woman gets slammed to ground
Jee, I wonder why
it was kek to watch either way, I don't really care who was in the wrong or not

there is nothing excessive about controlling a random person running up to you

god I wish you could spend a month in the shoes of a cop, not knowing if every other traffic stop will end in someone pulling a gun, not knowing if that homeless person you're just trying to help will pull a knife on you, or if some crazy bitch mother will, in a fit of rage in the moment, attempt to claw your eyes out. People kill and maim each other everyday for much much less, so if its your job to keep society in order, you dont take any fucking shit

He didn't slam the bitch hard enough, she obviously faked her reaction it looks so fucking stupid I fucking hate women lying entitled sluts

I hope you never get your head squashed by a fucking pig over some petty bullshit, I'd hate to see your shitty, crystal-palace ideology crack into a million pieces in a single second.

>Didn't eat my Mcdonalds quota for the week

The guy is probably wearing a McDonald's T-Shirt and it ends up adding to the hilarity

Women think they're exempt from all rules because of the gash between their legs.

that dumv commie thinks he should be able to sprint up to an officer, arms raised, and the only thing should happen is he gets a stern finger pointed at him and told "no!"

such a fucking joke, thank god we dont live in that guys idea of society

I won't because I'm not a retard and don't try to assault cops LOL

>game has a dating aspect

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>excessive force
>slamming someone to the ground with one hand
At least use actual example of excessive force, like I don't know the use of weapons and materials civilians don't have access too, beating on people who are already being held down and or not resisting

>all these bootlicking faggots whiteknighting a fucking cop
I can hear /k/ laughing at all of you from here.

Americans literally live in a police state jesus

I'm pretty sure he's not retarded to run at a cop exacting an arrest after he's already verbally stated to stay back.

that will never happen because I wont resist arrest or disrupt an officer conducting an arrest. im not some lawless commie fucking idiot

>trying to interrupt arrest
>get shit flipped relatively gently
yeah, that's not excessive you shit head

>niggers
>atheists
yikes!

it pains me to know that I will never be as content and as comfy as that capybara was in that second

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>all cops are good, honest people, and there's not even a single one of them that is corrupt and is just looking to fuck people over or to simply do it out of boredom.
I can't tell if you're naive or just retarded.

You just know...

there it is, the buzzword, bootlicker. As if somehow it is a bad thing to not assault officers and comply with the law. Go live in the congo you fucking idiot

>living where water is scarce

I'm not gonna because I don't try to attack cops. Perks of a 3 digit IQ, privileged I guess huh

Woodpeckers don't get concussions because their tongue wraps around their skull and it acts as impact absorption.

get up and SLAM

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CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

I didn't say any of that, all I said was that I don't try to assault them
quit strawmanning out of anger, it doesn't work on me

it has the be with all the crazy people here

god DAMN I love the police. Totally fuck badass right there, he deserves a promotion.

>god DAMN I love the police. Totally fuck badass right there, he deserves a promotion.

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So you're saying that every single people who get ther head slammed by the cops deserve it? Yeah, that's being retarded, not naive.

>game has unsolvable puzzles

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>you're a bootlicker for saying that a cop was in the right for preventing interference of an arrest without using any weapons

I hope you get stabbed.

the overwhelming majority of police officers are not starting their days thinking about how many people they can judo and shoot

That just reminded me that Disaster Report 4 is finally being released soon

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>defending cops over the internet
>ever

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peak strawman

Bro, his brain and his guts were shaken into mush. No he's a goner. That was nothing but pure torture. The sub human who put him on it deserves a smack on the jaw.

>when you don't pay your McRent

most deserve it yeah

>damn I love niggers robbing people on the streets

>muh few bad apples
Get your head out of your ass please.

>thinking cops are always bad

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they got em on camera putting soda in the water cup

That happens already though.

>all these mad antifa faggots in this thread
NOOOOO NOT LE HECKIN CRIMINAL HE DESERVES AT LEAST THREE CHANCES!!!

no, I dare you to quote a post where I said that lel

That's a big ass implication dummy. Literally all this lady had to do in order not to get her shit flipped was fuck off.
Obviously not shithead stop trying to win against your hastily constructed strawman. All this bitch got was her shit flipped onto some grass, he didn't even strike her. If you don't want a cop to flip your shit or worse, don't try to stop them. It's literally that simple

Pretty sure the dumb lizard stepped on the washing machine by itself.
Animals are dumb, just so you know it.

And if it were a nigger all the angry posters would be cheering instead.

Support our boys in blue no matter what, you cowards.

>hating police and military
broke
>hating atf and fbi
woke

PUSH THE TEMPO

yes I defend the force that acts as a deterrent to shitskins ripping my head off

go live in the southside of chicago for two weeks then tell me if you still feel the same way about cops

But police algo go after your far-right ass anyway, why are you licking their asses you fucking pathetic manchild?

>game has unfair boss fights

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as someone who lives on a thirld world nation (not usa) cops are awesome because they can do wathever they want with criminals and get away with it.

FBI are based. Hate the CIA.

based /k/
But actually /k/ kinda hates cops too, it's more like 50/50.
it's like 50/50 on the military as well because of the burger's greatest aly.

>implying
No they don't. I don't break the law. Believe it or not, it's really easy to not break the law, but you might not understand nigger.

I live in a city with tons of cops on the beat. I have never once been shaken down and judo slammed. Wonder why?

>Support our boys in blue no matter what, you cowards.
nah you're a fag too
the real big brain take is to recognize that police are necessary and that conflict between civilians and police are multifaceted and complex, either side can be wrong and this is why it's important that body cameras and smartphones are tools which can provide evidence of these interactions
>fuck the pigs
is just as retarded as
>cops do no wrong

Get fucked criminal scum.

some GTA shit damn, if I tried to jump a car with bus I probably couldn't lmao

lmao retarded cat

RUNNING IN THE 90S

Cute kot

lmao no they dont. I obey the law, I zero reason to fear the police

Who was the aggressor in that situation? Please elaborate your logic on how a woman rushing to intercept an arrest being slammed to the ground isn't a result that should be expected 100% of the time