First playthrough Yas Forums. What am i in for?

Pretty fun game with many ways to break it if you can figure out how. My favorite one is the Shield Rod Spells.

A damn fine game that is retroactively ruined for morons by a Indian who they believe to be american.

Make sure you equip a lot of lightning resist gear before you fight Galamoth or he'll zap your gay away and you lose your homo demon stat bonuses

The inverted castle is a real ass-raper.

alucard in netflix's castlevania taking it up the butt

The MC getting power bottomed into submission

That's the scene from S3 of the Netflix Castlevania show where Alucard gets buttfucked that everyone has been using to spam shitpost threads for the past 2 days.

A based fucking game
Easy though

One of the better platformer exploration titles of the PSX. Unlike what the Netflix watching niggers are implying, Alucard is a heterosexual in this game and has minor romantic flirting with a few of the female NPC's. The fairy will sing him a lullaby. Female Vampire Hunter wants his D. And, the Succubus comes on to him but he pulls a Thot patrol on her.

A gallery of beautiful sprites and music attached to a game you can basically faceroll through

can you guys please stop bullying my favorite character
you guys are not funny
is fucking obnoxious

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btw OP the main character Alucard is a fucking homo who takes it in the ass. just so you know before you decide going any further

Maria deserves someone purer than degenerate gayfag Alucard...Richter how could you let this happen, she'll probably end up a prostitute

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>hide thread

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>the most flamboyant femboy of the entire series
>Yas Forums is absolutely buttblasted and surprised he enjoys the company of men
If this isn't proof of how socially inept Yas Forums is I don't know what is.

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It's one thing to engage in gay sex.

It's another thing to be the catcher in gay sex.

But it's something else entirely to cry tears of joy while being the catcher in gay sex.

kill yourself shitposter plague

yeah, i remember playing SOTN and alucard getting surprise buttsecks in the middle of a boss fight, huge plot point

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die of AIDS buttmunching ass bandit

keep crying faggot

So, you can look at the official model of Alucard: And you think to yourself "Yeah, that's a straight dude alright."
Have sex.

This isn't a safe space for homosexuals no matter what they told you on the discord, please leave

make me leave pussyboy

I absolutely can. He's just a handsome dandy type.

"Femboy" isn't a fucking thing outside of your 21st century gay circles you flaming homo

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>keep crying faggot
What am I, Alucard? lol

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How does it feel to poop after having dick in your ass?

t. incel

I can't that's why I'm asking you politely. Please reconsider.

t. bugchaser

is a non-canon shitflix show
stop making fun of my favorite character retard
im not even gay im just tired of shitposters ruining threads about my favorite game

Who knew vampires could get aids

based and alucardpilled

shut up breeder

I know you're shitposting but the game is good. Why let some shitty netflix adaptation ruin the game for you?

"I'll take 30 copies! "
- average Yas Forums user

Have sex tranny

There's no coming back from this, this is Castlevania's OtherM moment times 100.

your favorite main character takes pozzed loads up the shithole

retard
i bet you havent played a single castlevania game
you should get banned

this alucard shit is the funniest thing ive ever seen on this board. i havent been here that long but this takes the cake

years from now you'll think back to this past week fondly

Just play an actual good SOTN-styled game

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I've played most of them, even the gameboy ones (on original hardware no less) but I missed CV64 and the Wii game and I couldn't stomach LoS for more than a few hours
But I've considered all Konami franchises to be effectively dead for a while, it makes stuff like this latest fiasco easier to bear. Comical even.
I thought the Netflix series was terrible from the start, this is God's wrath manifested upon those who kept watching it.

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It's average and Bloodstained is better. And doesn't feature a flaming homosexual as its lead.

>bloodstained
>better than fucking symphony of the night
kill yourself Igarashishill

>Igarashishill
>not Igarashill
Inelegant.

After you, Alufaggot.

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Why are you giving credit to Netflix garbage? It's not even canon, best way to shit on them is to simply ignore it and let their dogshit serie die and be forgotten.

Don't let them spread lies about the original and real Alucard.

someone edit it to remove the female.

>It's not even canon
Hmm we should contact Konami and demand to hear whether they consider it canon going forward
They won't let us down right :^)

I N S E C U R E

even outside of shitposting
bloodstained was a pretty disappointing game that tried to be castlevania without all the things that made castlevania unique
also if you want to play like that then Miriam is a walking cumdump for monsters

who cares about canon? all new castlevania games are pachinko shit anyways

I beat the boss and the whole castle just turned upside down wtf.

Nah you just have SHIT taste. Go back to your gay vampire simulator, faggot.

pic related

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Did you buy the android port bitch

I refuse to believe they are retarded enough to make Alucard get buttfucked in S3. Quickest way to ruin a franchise already with a foot in the grave.

>buy
yeah, sure

Guys is there really no way to avoid that one boss raping you in the ass? I've tried fucking everything and I just can't avoid that one attack.

playing SotN on a touchscreen sounds even more painful than getting enthusiastically sodomized

>my childhood hero is now fucking gay

bros...

You straights realize you dont need to be a faggot to still cum from getting buttfucked, right? You can try it right now. Stick your finger up your ass. It will feel good, and you will cum. This doesn't change Alucard's character at all.

it's fucking netflix

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