Hey all!

Hey all!

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Who is this cute little lesbian and where is she so I can pound her asshole?

Why does Yas Forums hate him?

He presents his content well, humor is subjective but he is consistant.

Because I've never watched one of his videos and they're constantly recommended despite repeatedly clicking not interested

>him
>his
>he
cringe

He's a faggot zoomer sōyboy

Scott here!

>I love someone younger than me acting as an authority figure by talking about stuff he wasn't around for and reading Wikipedia articles!

>younger than me
Oh, I get it. You're butthurt that you're old and never accomplished anything in life. That's sad.
Scott isn't pretending to be an authority figure and has joked about using wikipedia multiple times.
You may be older, but you really do need to grow up.

Guy who just reads the first few lines of wiki articles here.

>authority figure
Kek'd

If what he reads is factual why does it matter? Its not like your lazy ass looked it up yourself.
More proof Yas Forums keeps seething over his succes while you boomers keep rotting away pretending to be better over an age difference.

he has a penis he's a he

Are you seriously white knighting a youtuber

WHY IS HE SO CUTE

I'm not the guy you're responding to but at this point in 2020 us oldfags have seen enough e-celebs crash and burn to know that there's genuinely nothing to be jealous of. If you had asked me five years ago I would have given my left nut to make easy money doing youtube/twitch stuff but then you look at the career of Spoony, Boogie, DSP, Trick2g, and countless others that now have a huge gap in employment history and are now depressing old men beholden to an ever dwindling audience makin-

Oh who am I kidding. I'd still give my left nut to be Egoraptor or something. It all depends on how you build your career. I've never seen a single Scott the Woz video and I never will, but as long as he's able to shit out extremely low effort videos with no script and minimal editing (the best way to do it) he is good to go.

now watch me whip now watch me nae nae

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Scott, all hey here!

>I'd still give my left nut to be Egoraptor
That’s not going to cut it, buddy. Arin had to give up BOTH of his to get to where he is now.

>us oldfags
you just posted cringe AND outed yourself as a newfag

He just vibin

holy shit is this real?

I love when people on Yas Forums pretend to have gleaned information out of nowhere and smugly pretend they know stuff about you that they can't possibly know. :3

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Because he an insufferable nintenbaby who has no real-worth opinion, and his humor is forced. And you know what? I am sick of pretending he isn't, because there seems to be unironic 12 year olds who will gladly shill for him here.

Try looking at any review or video he does about a non-nintendo game, they're vague as fuck, and its clear hes reading off some slightly changed wikipedia paragraph with some of his gags thrown in. Most of them just have "this game is ok but i would rather play (shoved-in nintendo game)" thrown in randomly.

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every time a newfag larping as an oldfag posts an image with a 13 in the name i laugh

How can one single zoomer make Yas Forums cope and seethe this badly

stop shilling that retarded zoomer. he would be bearable if he wasnt so on the nose about how young and faggy he is

My YouTube recommendations love this guy.

I dont quite like his humor but the stuff Ive watched he seems alright

E celeb here!
Today we are going to talk about a fairly obscure spin off of the cult classic series: Ass Wipe, Ass Wipe: Wipeout
>intro sketch
>intro montage
Gameplay is bad and glitchy, the graphics are outdated and the game disappointed many of the series' fans, which I know because I read some forum post that said it was like that.
Hopefully my video can help make this game the new flavour of the month as the entire YouTube community rushes to make a video about this underappreciated classic they all played in their childhood
Thanks for tuning in to my review of Ass Wipe: Wipeout, and stay tuned next week next week, when I tackle the next one in the series, Ass Wipe: Toilet Paper, even though I recorded it at the same time as this video because I need to drip feed content here regularly or YouTube algorithms will kill me
>*roaring laughter*
>outtro
>list of Patreon backers

I like him but good god this nigga can't be bothered to play anything that's not on a Nintendo console? Dude prefers to waste his time on Wii shovelware than play classics available on other platforms.

>born on June 2, 1997

Jesus this dude was barely going through puberty when the Wii and DS were already getting ready for retirement.

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>that anime video games video
Do e-celebs really spend 20+ minutes bitching about doing things they don't have any interest in?

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If you get to 10+ minutes you get that sweet youtube money.

>Too many games
More like too many hot pockets!

>t. born in 1995

Talking and bitching for 20 minutes straight is pretty the norm among these bitch ass commentator losers. The saddest part is we have people who grew up watching these crap and pewdiepie

God, I hated that one. That stupid animation at the end was too much.

Whatever, dude seems chill enough and I've watched enough of his videos.

Some are annoying, some aren't. It's all wasting time on youtube. Better than on here.

I love you justy

>nostalgic for DS/Wii
>doesn't like pokemon/anime
kms myself

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Scott was fun until you realize his videos are so fucking formulaic. Watch a few episodes back to back and you realize they have the same fucking beats and joke punchlines.

Suddenly Yas Forums likes zoomer bitchass looking mofos?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

correct. but he does it better than most of his colleagues.

>my birthday's 3 weeks away from Scott's
nice. when were you born, user?

>when were you born?
November 5th, 1990.

i'm an old aging fucking man and i'm sick of seeing this twenty year old child in the related of my youtube videos. im scared.

Mind if I save this?

just sip on some monster energy and calm down, lol

>twenty year old child
>child
how old are you, grandpa?

it's ok, user. he can't hurt you.

As an anime hater myself that video was based. Anime btfo

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>I don't like thing but it's fine if you like it
>HAHA, BTFO!

Hey all, Scott here!

Hates anime but loves nintenbro

WHAT

Scott is unironically terrible and as a late 90s -millenial- I'm ashamed. Please put us all in ovens.

>breaking a perfectly good dell ultrasharp
rip

Lol he vibin tho

he's like 23 not 20

Trust me, he makes enough money to afford a new one

scott was born in '97 making him a millenial not a zoomer.

How does James get surrounded by faggots like these?

>he's like 20 not 20

okay

same thing

Isn't Scott a shill for a indie game dev? Was it WayForward?

he still acts like one which is what really matters

'97 is absolutely not a millennial. He's a Nintendofag with no meaningful memories of a NES, SNES, Game Boy or N64, what the fuck kind of millennial is that?

Oh hey that disgusting fuck on the left was on an episode of continue? many many years ago. he was like half his current size jesus christ

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i was born in 1997 and can confirm i'm definitely a millenial not a zoomer. only 1998, maybe 1999 do people start demonstrating zoomer traits

>bu bu bu buh not m-me!

If you were born in 97 you are a fucking zoomer. eat shit.

>i was born in 1997 and can confirm i'm definitely a millenial not a zoomer. only 1998, maybe 1999 do people start demonstrating zoomer traits

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You're a zoomer that doesn't like being associated with other zoomers.

shut the fuck up retards. zoomers have no meaningful memories of the early/mid 2000s meanwhile i do

im a 98 millennial and grew up on a ps1 and a gamegear

Millenial is from 81 - 96, you babies.

Born 98
grew up on og xbox and n64

He's been around Mike for so many years, so he's used to it by now.

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Well my definition ends it at 00 so suck it, faggot.

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97 is Millennial. So is 98. So is 99.

The person who coined Millennial, Strauss, even extends it to 2004. I have more trust in one of the people who founded generational dating than people on Yas Forums who change the years of generations all the time.

I wouldn't be surprised if Zoomers start self-segregating like Millennials do, in due time.

>You're not a real Zoomer. You were born in 2018. I was born in 2016 like a TRUE Zoomer.

Despite them both being Zoomers. Fuck off.

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I don’t hate him but my real big issue with him is this: what kind of games does he even like? He clearly has a ginormous collection of video games, but it all feels like posturing when it comes down to his videos. I suppose he’s into puzzle games and platformers, but whenever he nitpicks about any game it all falls flat because it always feels like he’s nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking instead of having standards of his own. I can easily pinpoint what Jontron or Caddicarus likes thanks to their own videos, but I can at most get a vague, general guess as to what games Scott actually likes. The best videos he’s done are the ones that have nothing to do with vidya like the Tinder or Homecoming videos, which are only like 1% of his output.

millennials are 1982-on. by 1997 the oldest millennial would be 15 years old - theoretically old enough to produce a child. are you saying a father and son can be part of the same generation?

you are an absolute zoomer and you just proved it. the fact that you put the cutoff the year after yours is just the icing on the cake. lol

>what kind of games does he even like?
Madden

Lumping someone born in 2004 into the same cohort as someone born in the fucking 80s is absolutely retarded and that's why most generational studies clip millennial birth years off in the mid 90s.

So he was called a millennial all his life but now he isn't because of some reddit meme?

>theoretically old enough to produce a child. are you saying a father and son can be part of the same generation?
you kind of just answered your own question before you even asked it.

t. born in 1995

Literally who.