Relentlessly handsome.
Relentlessly handsome
please stop posting pictures of me, thank you.
and non-existent because it's a fan model and not a real one
cope
Looks a bit like Ian Hecox.
seens like a nice guy to take a walk with and talk about animals
Damn, I wish I was that handsome.
fanmade or not, this is a really nice render
>zoomers and consolecucks fear this man
All that shit tacked on it
Soulless
the most convincing part is that it looks like they actually rendered it in source-- there's no SSS and the way the rimlights hit him from the sides is almost identical to something rendered in SFM. somebody really knew what they were doing when they made this and they did it just to fuck with people
>that hairline
OH NO NO NO
Won’t stop people from calling it soulless here
he acutally does
>large forehead
>not based
This is NOT okay, as an ugly nerd I demand we stop sexualizing male video game characters RIGHT NOW
Is Gordon circumcised?
did we ever find out where the image came from'?
/3/ sending their regards
Now that's funny
never lost his glasses
Women only like prettyboys, "muh rugged man" is just a cope for old fucks.
>Women only like prettyboys, "muh rugged man" is just a cope for old fucks.
Then explain Samoan Aquaman and Black Panther.
money and status
So women like poor nobody pretty boys?
>Samoan Aquaman
you do realize there's a reason why it's called Aquamoms, as if it's targeting a very specific generation
I think that tone of green eyes are implying Gordon is an alien inbreed.
>tfw Gordon is only 27 and he's already far more accomplished before Half-Life 1 than I ever will be in my entire life
His skin is not even light enough.
alright so what's the sauce?
is it actually from alyx because I can totally see them ending the game with you running into gordon and them hinting another half life with the end of the game
At least you didn't indirectly cause a resonance cascade dooming humanity.
he looks like he fucks black chicks
>black
God damn it Eli.
Honestly, the only part that bothers me is how the HEV suit is starting to look like generic power-armor.
>he looks like he fucks black chicks
Only blasian
Is alyx is the only black/asian chick in a popular series?
Crazy that a dude that is biologically 27 and basically spent his whole life indoors out of the sun looks way older.
Maybe it's the beard or the creases in his face.
If it wasn't for how fast my facial hair can grow over a day, every time I shave I also shave a whole ass decade off my basement dwelling ass.
BG&E
Resonance cascade adds 15 years to your looks.
Lifeline from Apex Legends off the top of my head, inasmuch as you can surmise she's black and there's some lore snippets that indicate some Indian ancestry.
im sure if someone photoshopped freemans voice to be without the beard then he would look 27
>if someone photoshopped freemans voice
Good question, did they say what university he went to? Maybe we can figure out where he was probably born and compare it to rates of circumcision in those states at the time.
He's from Seattle and went to MIT.
>model a chad
>call him a scientist
That said I imagine that while he was in stasis he was also adjusted to be in peak physical condition so if he lost it the gman probably repaired it. But he probably also had his hormones fucked with to kill his sex drive so the quality of his dick doesn't really matter.
>work in research facility that for whatever reason has him shoving around giant crates, going through obstacle courses and training him to use firearms and is basically a bootcamp
>races his best friend security guard through airvents
Gordon is a scientist but given his surroundings and some of his weirder behavior it wouldn't be weird for him to be physically fit
he looks a lot more average without it, his hair is styled too well
he looks 33 not 27.
>33
>mfw I'm 32 and still look like im in my early twenties
that is a guy in his fourties, too much wrinkles
He'd pass for mid thirties in America, people here don't take care of themselves and age poorly.
I want him to make me do anything for a passing grade
nigga that's just clint from Corridor Digital.
n*gga, clint is just an off-brand pewdiepie
idk man i'm a fag and i find clint more funny and attractive
take care
i was only commenting on the looks, not content
u2
ITS FUCKING ALPHA M
since when are green eyes a non-white feature?
>Nord inbred jealousy
Gordon looks like jay bauman from redlettermedia
Ignore the Yas Forums trannies. They think only blue eyed pale skins are white. Even though blue eyes formed outside of Europe.
gigachad