What are some other gay video game characters?

Aren't they brother and sister
This is all kinds of degen desu

Because it's fucking hilarious.
People aren't even watching the season. This meme is bigger than the show itself.

Because conservatives have to screech and ree any time they’re reminded that gay people exist.

>OHH YASS

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Imagine the smell

moooooooooods

>Alucard is gay
>Trevor is an idiot being bossed around by his super powerful and intelligent badass girlfriend
>Dracula was killed and replaced with a quartet of strong and independent female vampires who dont need no man
>every other while male in the show is either completely evil or an idiot
Why does Netflix have to be like this?

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>18 year old
>yaoi paddle
those bitches are like 30 now

Someone already post a .webm or gif
I'm tired of just seeing the images.

based

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Because it's obvious they didn't have any ideas for this season so they just spun their wheels and threw in some contrived gay sex scene to generate interest with absolutely no consideration to the character.

He should change his name to Analard.

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how to get a fujogf

Be bisexual
Write gay fanfiction of yourself fucking and being fucked by fictional characters
Be prepared to fuck dudes in front of her
t. Hung around a lot of fujos in high school

Wtf,now im glad i dropped this ile of shit at season 1

I haven't watched this since season 1.
Who is Alucard fucking?

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It also just makes sense for them to experiment sexually. They live several lifetimes, just women will end up boring to them.

Find them on Twitter and pretend you're bi and totally into their mlm ship. Talk to them lots because goodness knows they're probably lonely and appreciate the gesture. After a while they'll be tired of talking to you through replies and DMs and give you their discord. Important: don't be a creep while doing all of that.

Once you got their discord you can try to be a bit more intimate, they've probably already fallen for you because you're probably the only person they talk to. Play a game with them and start casually flirting.

At least that's how anyone could get me, can't guarantee it works for everyone.

Some OC donut steel Japanese vampire hunter twins. The Guy fucks Alucard in the ass while the Girl rides his cock and rubs her tits on his chest

user, Alucard is the one being fucked here.
And it happens several times.

Hot.

He's like 20 in human years at this point in time.

>yaoi paddle
>That was way back in 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>The Guy fucks Alucard in the ass while the Girl rides his cock and rubs her tits on his chest
Literally the best way to receive pleasure.

I wish I could be bossed around by Sypha

>People aren't even watching the season.
So this is equivalent to SJWs complaining about games they don't play

I don't even like castlevania and I'm offended

Just make a new gay character

Be a stag but also internet savvy. They want men who accept their degen ways with out being a simp
Shit it was 2003 actually those bitches are fucking nearly 40 now if now mid 30's

>They live several lifetimes, just women will end up boring to them.
Alucard hasn't lived a single lifetime, for one. And for two, no that's not how sexuality works. You don't just choose to cave in because of a century of pussy. You either are or are not. Especially since Vampires more often than not don't have libido and are just living corpses keeping themselves going off the vigor of those who still live. Alucard as a Half Vampire is stoic and withdrawn, he has no attachment or particular interest in human desires in any game depiction.

>videogame
nice bait. netflixvania is not canon

why are americans so obsessed with sex anyways?

Yeah except it's funny.

bisexual here. Im glad my simple existence is enough to make you seethe. Get topped

Sincerely yours

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and yet there he is, getting all fucked in the ass and shit

anons help my local fgc wants to create a discord group instead of using facebook and they just ask why when I say discord is trash
what do

Why does all the weird but amazing stuff i grew up with turn out that it was just fucking flamboyant gay now that im old
Elton John
Freddy Murcury
David Bowie
Why cant people just be colorful and NOT be gay

get over yourself and use discord

I don't know if 'seethe' is the right word.

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who cares about you, a character has been ruined, that's all

>don't have twitter

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Important... Think it's worth mentioning

Literally every fujo is a bit fucked up in the head. Depression and the like. They probably also have daddy issues.

If you really want a fujo gf... Be ready for the emotional baggage and craziness that comes with it. There's a reason why the large majority of them are single virgins.

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Because Alucard is not bisexual. Some faggot that wears a Fedroa and has never played Castlevania made him bisexual in a bullshit tv show about SJW politic.s

ITT incels pretending they know about sex

B-b-based

>imagine being this insecure about people's life choices
you might be old, but you still think and behave like a fucking child

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Discord is bad but Facebook is worse

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can confirm

good sex tho

>non-canon adaptation written by a hack who never even played a single game in the series
>ruined the unrelated canon version of the character.
Yeah, nah. You're dumb.

>live life like me or youre wrong
look whos the childish one

Ok incel

Sorry if I don't like my fictional heroes being fucked in the ass

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>doesn't have balls to admin he likes to suck dick
>muh bisexual muh tits
Disgusting. Why are you lying to yourself

I'm not going to join a fucking discord with people I know in real life

RESETERA WINS AGAIN, YOU FUCKING INCELS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this nigga gotta video game character as his hero lmaoooo KWAB

>same character
>same name
>same design

ruined

Yeah, I'm gay.
I'll still fuck your girl.

I'm so sick of the relentless mockery women get for enjoying yaoi and other same sex love stories.

then they'll find someone who will, and your stubborn ass can stay home

no one is telling you to be gay, big retard
I'm not the one getting triggered on a cantonese cave painting imageboard because other people gets pegged

Season 3 started ok. But shit went waaaay off the rails in the last few episodes.

shut up homosexual scum

He's in!

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Yas Forums, gamergate, feminism etc. All of that has infused into a giant shitbubble of retards getting triggered over everything. Literally reverse SJW's.

> castlevania franchise in 2020

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Cool story
But I don't have a girl

or what ya gonna suck my dick because your """hero""" does it cry more

Anita was right all along. Why didn't we listen to her? She just wanted more women in games, and has to deal with shitstains like Sargon for her troubles.

lmao!

>vampire doesn't conform to dumb shit like sexual preference

wow i am shocked

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Because they didn't put it in the show because he's a vampire.

imagine how SEETHING the hollywood obama cuck pedophile leftoids are that they resort to attacking gamers like this

they are GENUINE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED 24 KARAT GOLD ENCRUSTED ALL ENGINES GO SEETHING MAD WITH IMPOTENT LIBERAL RAGE that gamergate destroyed their ugly little fake world of sin and decrepit evil and so they're trying ANYTHING to lash out at us one last time before the Straight White Christian Gamergate Crusaders PERMANENTLY rid them from OUR media landscape, OUR society and civilization, OUR planet and Make Vidya Great Again!

and there is nothing they can do to stop us from winning 2020 even biglier

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Bruh, none of us care about your stale memeimage. You're the cancer killing Yas Forums.

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The tv series has no effect to the video game, cuntfag.

ok metzitzah b'peh agent

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Anita belongs hanged from a tree. The same as all video game "journalists".

Oh no, he called me a jew! That's almost as meaningful as if he'd called me a tranny!

ban wojak faggots

There is nothing NSFW about that picture, fuck off retard

Why is
>Uhm it makes SENSE for him to be gay! He's a vampire!
An argument? Logically anyone can turn out gay, that's not the fucking point.

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>image
That, but unironically. They love calling anyone who calls them fags a shill which only increased their autistic behaviors to a point where they alienated most people, yet still act like a silent majority supports them.

Huh.

>these zoomers not getting the 90s vampire culture meme

How are you this triggered?

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>vampire is bi

so? if you care at all about vampires you would know why this was a non-issue and confirmed canon. you people find a new reason to be mad every day.

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No, I'm serious, why do you think calling anyone a jew on Yas Forums is anything but a joke? You might as well say faggot or nigger. These words lose their punch when you hear them as much as we do, my dude. You're clearly some kind of newfag election tourist.

Sargon please.
youtube.com/watch?v=iDYSLzTbYck

see

>OYY DONT SAY JEW SAY NIGGER INSTEAD!!!

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You can say whatever you like, I'm just letting you know you look like a clown.

mohel

he was never bi and he's not a vampire, go fuck yourself trannies, because nobody will

>gibberish
okay

this
a bunch of imageboards have become the other side of the coin to twitter

only scary thing is that the mainstream listens to twitter

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since the origin of vampires they are known to be flamboyant. it's just the lore

When did it happen? Way in the past or during the events of the show?

What, do you just want me to repeat my post?

Literally hilarious how a 20 year old character suddenly got revamped as a Bi dude who moans and cries when he gets penetrated.
It came so out of left field literally no one saw it coming.

>logic
>fictional supernatural creatures

Keep going, you're so close

Nah, I got It figured out. I'm waiting on you guys.

there is no argument here. i know you want to have one so very badly but this is just a non issue

cope

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Post the lore.

No. Dracula went after bitches only. Anne Rice, started making Vampires a metaphor for homosexuality. Going out at night, hiding who you are, etc. But only Anne Rice. Doesn't mean every other Vampire is suddenly a pole smoker because one famous author eluded to it.

you're living in 2015 user

Trevor fucking has it made though.
Imagine, one of the most powerful sorcerers of your time is bossing you around, but it's all good because at the end of the day, you're still fucking that.

You're right. There is no argument. All the attempts at defending this pointless decision in the show have no backing and resort to unrelated sources.

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Only someone who doesn't have sex would make this image though. lol

it's a non argument because him being bisexual is no big deal

cope electioncel

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Zetsubo-da!