KOJIMA ETERNALLY BTFO

>Skimobile over a flat surface that doesn't make traversal fucking suck ass and force you to keep backing up and moving around
Already better than Death Stranding

cope while I play this goty Walking Simulator without having to babysit a baby in a tube connected to your urethra.

cool, if this game appeals to you more than DS and you have a better time with it dont let me stop you

Why are the low IQs so mad about Death Stranding?

imagine wasting your time playing either of these 'games'.

They don't understand something, they chimp the fuck out.
Standard procedure for the room temperature IQ Yas Forumsirgin.

Because Kojima made tons of amazing stealth action games and now he's making awful punch laser walking simulators with a retarded story ft. his actor friends because nobody at Kojipro is willing to call him a fucking retard to his face.

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kojima didn't make dark souls, that's miyazaki you racist fuck

no ur thinking miyamoto dumbass

But low IQs love Death Stranding.

If Death Stranding was at least an okay movie I wouldn’t dunk on it as much.

That's motorcycles you imbecile!

After DS can we agree kojima is not a genius?
He's very pretentious and DS is an average game with huge budget, it looks like MGS was a lucky shot he won't be able to replicate

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Kojima has big ego that stands in his own way.
If he didn't left Konami and would make couple meme mobile games as the company wanted he could still continue the MGS and Silent Hill franchiise but he was to much inclined to be a movie producer and find shelter at Sony. But even now Sony regrets it big time since it sold like shit.

kojidrones on suicide watch

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If you think anything about MGS was remotely good you should kys

When will we get the minecraft DLC in deathstranding that lets us hire minecraft steve to break rocks for us?

Calm down, you're being as cringy as kojimadrones

No I'm not. MGS is literal dogshit compared to any Western stealth game and the only reason it got popular is because of its retarded anime storyline. You are fucking braindead if you think Kojima ever had a 'lucky shot'

something tells me that will be taken down soon and whoever made it will be sued.

Wow this is unironically literally better than death stranding

How do I know you're British?

>first post
>legit amusing
>worth a smile
>someone took the time for this joshy middle finger
and then
now it just seems like people are trying to ride Koji's coattails to make a buck

Anymore copycats?

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We are just getting started!

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yep.

People laughed when he said he was making a new genre.
Are these tagged with "Strand Game"?

Good idea!

>save and sound

Death Stranding was fun. I was hyped for four years and it lived up to the hype 85% which is amazing.

Atmosphere and story made up for the questionable third person shooter sections. Graphics made up for having to walk.

BT encounters were a pain in the ass in the beginning and then a tedious chore towards the end.

Characters were cool. Some were mysterious. Hartman was amazing. Some were downright cringe like the chiral artist and his literal autismo wife.

Game was good. Anyone saying it was lower than a 6/10 is a contrarian faggot.

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based

Holy shit the stranding genre is booming

6/10 is a solid rating, the game is absolutely mediocre in every sense.

That's a weird way to spell Peace Walker

they didn't get death stranding after buying it and are still salty about being 'robbed'

Peace walker is better than mgsv

Ask me how I know your gay

>DS is the worst game ever made by Kojima
All his "games" are equally trash. He has never made a good game.

So Kojima really did create a whole new genre.

>It's spawning a new genre
Kojima haters BTFO

Rising was actually pretty great.

Not even close to true.

Single digit IQ posters

So the "strand type game" wasn't a fad after all.....la creatividad....

>huge budget
What was this budget again?

Probably cause the authors legitimately hates ds? It’s not even inspired, rather roasting the ds. kinda like open world game: the game

Oh no-no no no just bought the death strands on ps what do?

play it

Based retard

What part of my post makes you think I didnt understand that?

>people this buttmad over Death Stranding

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If you value it as a walking sim then i think ds would be the best. It’s really fucking boring for a moviegame standard.

oh fuck oh no iam so angry bros why cant we play those amazing games on our PS4s damit it was supposed to be for the players but now were missing out! how can PC keep getting away with it!

I genuinely, authentically, unironically hate zoomers.

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You are saying you hated the gameplay, and the only thing that kept you in was the atmosphere and story. I think that's safe to say it's under 6/10.

I love that this one dude made the entire thing in 6 months.

Kojima definitely BTFO.

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I really don't know how the most no-bullshit AAA sandbox game to come out in ages gets called a walking sim. What does walking sim even mean anymore?

>Another slavic scam
Theres bitcoin miners bundled with the installer

>no-bullshit AAA sandbox game
What did he mean by this?