*Gordon does something*

Gman brainwashed her because he wants to watch them fuck from the 4th dimension

lord the alucard posting has gone straight to your brain

the speedrun is canon

He freed the vortigaunts from slavery and killed a giant alien mutant fetus thing. It was a pretty fucking big deal to the vortigaunts and they seemed to be spreading the word far and wide about him.

Even if Gordon's actions in HL1 didn't really help humans much it sure as fuck helped the vort

oh yeah i forgot about the vorttos

People been fucking everything and everyone for millennia, user, you really gotta get over yourself

HL1 goes easy on the explanations. I'm guessing that the final boss is some sort of Vortigan-controller or something?

>Why was Alyx so horny for Gordon?
she was impressed by the physics puzzle solving skills and button pressing abilities he acquired in MIT

wish fulfillment character writing. Our standards have gotten better since 2004.

Besides the vort, he also saved pretty much all of the scientists and black mesa personnel that are the core of the resistance movement. Even if you consider the Gearbox games canon, all of those guys would have been dead anyway and unable to escape if not for Gordon's actions

Alyx is so cute, bros

speak for yourself. all girl characters should be like alyx.

raced mixed mutts that are easily impressed with your understanding of teeter totters?

And he's out cold like a bitch the first time you meet him.

Honestly Alyx being horny for a super-soldier genius who's rather attractive and also Jesus to aliens makes sense, what I found weird was Gordon's former coworker Eli who knew he was just some guy trying to hook up his daughter with him

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and tall with green eyes.

He looks like an oversized Alien Controller with Combine brand lovense up his arse. He probably controlled all of the vortigaunts, they're better off all things considered.

She was only kind of friendly and polite when she first met gordon. She didn't start salivating for his cock until he turned into a one man army and had demolished one enemy outpost after another

She even has a dildo in her room.
And if you examine her model, her vagina is fleshed out till the cervix. No joke

>Why was Alyx so horny for Gordon?
simple - chad with brains
the ultimate human

>this entire time the g-man has been manipulating things behind the scenes because he's into black chicks

I can get behind it

Eli only wanted the best for his daughter.

Yes Gordon has a critical weakness to having the lights turned out and the shit kicked out of him

Because she's an ugly mutt and some science nerd is likely the only dick she'll ever have a chance of getting

>playing the fernematic mod

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nono, they have to "learn" each other first, for an extensive period of time.
Like, does or doesn't she like roasted headcrabs... I mean it would be a disaster had they found out their differences halfway through the relationship, right? People love knowing every single molecule about their future partner, before pairing them up with no prospect for sudden surprises, right?

Alyx is hot.

because Breen sterilized humanity and all the "men" around her ate the bugs and picked up that can and then in strides a real man, a FREE man, and his cock is both as long and as hard as the crowbar he wields and you just KNOW that nerd knows how to use it to fuck a bitch sideways. Are we still talking about his crowbar?

FULLY FERNGULLIED VENUS MOUND

i mean who else is suitable to fill alyx's womb? barney? I don't think so

Hm, now that I think about it so does Alyx, she was knocked out in HL2, EP2 and EP1 too probably during the train and stalker rape part.

for me, it's Female 02

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FULLY MODELLED

This. Desperate women love me!

>Like, does or doesn't she like roasted headcrabs
Russell has to write DO NOT EAT on his headcrab dinner because Alyx has an insatiable hunger for them

The ep2 part is justified because she was shanked by a hunter. She wasn't unconcious in ep1 stalker train screaming part.

Follow Freeman!

i always thought the alien was a combine slave as well, he says he is the last and some quotes could reference either the g-man or the combine, he also calls humans thieves and fools for stealing the crystal.
Half life doesn't really explain what Nihila or whatever really does

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Frankly, I don't think the writers at valve even know what it is. They just made a big creepy fetus thing for the alien boss because it looks cool. Then they afterward came up with the idea that it was controlling the vorts or something for HL2. It's all really vague

like an angel

she's really into the strong silent type

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I wouldn't mind a callback to this, even if Yas Forums will shriek reddit over it

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I imagine that a galactic or intergalactic empire like the Combine would have many levels of heirarchy.

He's probably the Vort's version of Breen

Got anymore

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He's probably a Vort equivalent of Breen. Maybe the crystals were of value to Combine and they'd bust his balls about it.

not of alyx, no

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Kill yourself incel.

Half-Life makes it pretty obvious that the Vorts are slaves. They even have metallic shackles on them. It's a caste society where the controllers and Nihilanth are the elite, the Vorts are the workers and the genetically altered alien grunts are the warriors.

this fetish is unrealistic, that's not how body fat buildup works. Rather than causing the stomach to expand, force feeding would just result in the stomach bursting and death.

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>this fetish is unrealistic
Whoa whoa whoa fetish cancelled, everyone go home user cracked the code

Got any of the assassin
Glass houses, user

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New to the internet, are you?

>this fetish is unrealistic
no shit, since when did porn have to be possible to make an user cum. have you forgotten about fantasy?

Honestly, that's still pretty fuckin' hot regardless

>doctor woman

Guys don't care what women do.

>fit woman

This is all that matters.

>would you not also want her to pound your rear?
women don't have dicks, retard

>implying you wouldn't bang alyx

>Guys don't care what women do.
i do

doctor means money

The big gay baby (and the other aliens) were originally from another planet. The Combine invaded it and massacred the babby's species, leaving him the last of his kind. He (along with the Vortigaunts, which were enslaved by his race) fled to Xen to survive.

just this

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Alex wanted the big white cock.

He doesn't seem willing to attack you, all he does is teleporting you elsewhere , he looks like he received several surgeries like the stalkers, the weird fish ships and mosquito turrets the combine has all of them probably aliens being turned into war machines. He is a weapon/slave unable to control itself