The woolie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a hipster, an oreo, an uncle tom, a racemixer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a fake fan and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out".
The woolie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a hipster, an oreo, an uncle tom, a racemixer...
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Fart gas!
Feels surreal how hard it felt like all of them fell off the face of the planet once they broke up, but maybe that's because I unsubbed from all of them after realizing that them on their own weren't putting out any amount of worthwhile content (which I only watched Woolie and Pat, which they're both completely insufferable now with how far up their own asses they've become) and subsequently treating their fanbases like complete garbage.
this is all david cage's fault
Gully-Gull
Who? Gotta give more info. One nigger who dresses like a clown to "express himself" looks like all the others, so who?
Pat was at his worst this past month
Holy hell ive never seen anything like it
Tell me more, I've stopped following them all.
Machinima was the small amount of chewed bubblegum that was holding them together, and once that just completely evaporated overnight, they had no reason to stay with each other. It was clear that Matt was beginning to show his strong distaste for Pat as well, which obviously things were going to end soon at that point, looking back.
The last time I heard of Pat doing shit he made a complete ass of himself on Twitter and basically cancelled some poor guy that said they wished they recorded the Persona 5 LP, which is completely harmless, but then Pat, the guy that sits on his couch, farts into the microphone, and scratches his ass while playing video games and drinking Redbull, and gets literally paid to do just that, took offense to that.
I sure love 1 hour rants about old man atlus not letting them make money off waifu games.
>which I only watched Woolie and Pat, which they're both completely insufferable now with how far up their own asses they've become
seriously, i can't finish a single one of their podcasts anymore they're fucking retarded. Just this week Woolie was talking about how "Pepe" is a fad meme, and won't last... when it's literally been around for 12 fucking years... it's just constant dumbfuck shit like that like them live in a damn cave. And both of their channels suck ass hard, Woolie has no energy and his cohosts are wet blankets and inaudibly ESL.
Matt's "What Happened?" vids are solid, and if he uploads a playthrough of something it will be like 30 minutes of highly edited and concise tourism and decent commentary. it's been worth checking a few out just to revisit some schlock. It's clear he was the only one with any idea what the fuck they were doing. And Woolie and Pat admit they watch zero content creators. Ok, that's no problem, but maybe try watching like a couple at least ONCE, to make sure your channel isn't embarassing dogshit? idk i simply don't get it..
I am enjoying Woolie's DOOM playthrough with Reggie.
That and Kotor2 are going pretty well but they really show how much worse most of the stuff on his channel is
SO LAST WEEK I WATCHED A NETFLIX SHOW WITH THE MISSUS
I honestly don't like Matt as a person which is the main thing that's made me not want to watch any of his junk.
>Woolie saying Pepe is a "fad meme"
What a fucking retard. But considering he's some 30-year-old dude that's still trying to act hip and cool with the kids, I can't say I'm surprised.
But yeah, that's one of the main reasons I stopped watching them. Zero editing and then screaming about "MY CHANNEL, MY RULES, MY FUN" while basically telling their audience to go fuck themselves at every chance they get makes them look extremely, EXTREMELY unprofessional and amateurish, despite doing this shit for the past fucking decade or whatever. The utter lack of enthusiasm, and especially Woolie's fucking horrible co-hosts, have completely ruined their content for me. I honestly just gave up. I don't even feel like watching any of their past shit ever again. It just reminds me what used to be.
Well, Woolie is figuring it out.
>Pat "The only good Resident Evil games are the numbered ones" Boivin
>Pat "It's not censorship if developers are forced to censor themselves" Boivin
>Pat "Kanji is gay, Naoto is trans" Boivin
Isn't Pat the only one among them that made any real money, since he bought a house while wooly lives in a shitty apartment and mat leeches off his wife's rich family.
>>Pat "Kanji is gay, Naoto is trans" Boivin
>Literally the entire point of those two characters is that Kanji isn't gay, and Naoto isn't trans
>"B-BUT OUR TUMBLR FRIENDS"
Imagine blatantly ignoring two pieces of major character development just to appeal your 30+ year old ass to some random SJW fucks.
he's right about censorship though, in that they aren't forced to "censor" but choose to alter the content in order to market in the west. he took issue with the hypocrisy of claiming to be anti-censorship despite the companies being fully allowed to show cleavage or whatever but deciding to alter it to avoid controversy. i get that it's cringe when you see all these people getting on their soapboxes online "fighting censorship" so they can jack off to video games but their point still stands regardless, it'd be nice if the games weren't altered.
The man who turned down a threesome with two hot bissexual girls so he could buy Marvel vs Capcom 3
>pat "if i dont like/understand it then it doesnt deserve to exist" boivin
>pat "anime titties deserve to be purged and anyone who likes them is a shit" boivin
>pat "can not understand creativity" boivin
>pat "misunderstood artist" boivin
Pat also has a persona that everyone likes to watch and enjoy.
Matt's channel probably does really well, Pat probably earns the most because streaming is like friend slavery where you goad subhuman retards into donating thousands in order to give them the slightest attention/sense of companionship
Woolie actually lives in a huge apartment well above his means. He's the one with the most to lose.
>Patrick Fuccboivin
>Pat hates Banjo-Kazooie and Animal Crossing for literally no other reason than to act like a contrarian and be smug about it on Twitter
>All he ends up doing is making himself look like a complete fucking retarded dipshit
Looking back on it, its clear matt was the one with all the connections
We cant get any guests on the podcast because fucking woolie doesnt want to make SBFC the sequel despite the fact he already did but with even worse versions of the old sbfp people
To be fair, some of the guests they brought in were really fucking bad.
Laura Kate? Really? Get this fucking ugly cunt off of your podcast.
>its another "woolie has to remind us that he isnt christian anymore for like 30 minutes" episode
WE GET IT WOOLIE YOUR FAMILY LIFE WAS BAD STOP BRINGING IT UP NIGGA DAMN
Publishers usually force that shit to happen, not the developers.
And thats not even touching the shit Sony's pulled with their attempts to murder playstation's reputation as weeb machine in the west with the retarded review boards they put in place.
lol that's pretty cool
Same, I think it's mostly because it's a genre outside his usual interests and he audibly seems to be having fun with playing it and figuring out the various upgrades and all. Way better than all the samey shit that everything else on his channel is. Especially 5000 part series of him fucking around in a game with him and Reggie and Minh saying nothing of interest
The more I see Pat the less I start to appreciate him. He acts like such a fucking highschool know-it-all atheist shithead and is often caught in hypocrisies. he only admit to being wrong when he is caught or called out. Yet I cannot stop watching out of habit and because he can genuinely be funny. Especially when pairing up with Paige.
It doesn't help that he has a legion of fans riding his dick bolstering his ego..
I still enjoy Castle Super Beast. Pat streams can still be good if Paige is around, but are otherwise pretty bad. Woolie's stuff is all terrible. And why would I ever watch any of Matt or Liam's stuff?
Woolie basically wanting to join the cultists in Doom made me cringe so hard. like we get it, dude; you don't like God.
I've kept following Woolie and Pat.
I do miss the LPs. Streams are fine but just don't have the same feel
Woolie's a JRPG protag
i agree but basically Pat was just getting overly semantic
The way he can so naturally build strawmans out of nothing and find a reason to get mad at his own strawmans can put the usual troll around here to shame.
Matt does make quality content that I do enjoy so good on him. I hope he does other things behind the scenes as I don't even know if he streams at all. Matt seemed to be the most competent one behind the 2BFP veil. At least he is married into money and if things don't work out he can get into something else without the pressure of being homeless.
Pat really is """"one of us"""".
Well first there was that one incident where pat said that #fe deserved to be censored and the fans that were complaining about the censorship were creepy faggots that deserved to have their weeb game censored because according to pat they were annoying in their protesting because to him it was all about the anime titties when it fucking wasn't then there was the pen and paper rpg incident where woolie almost fucking tore him apart out of frustration because pat could not understand the fun of traditional pen and paper rpgs and that trickled down to pat can not understand creativity and why people enjoy being creative leading to plague calling him out on twitter having enough of his stupid bullshit
>but maybe that's because I unsubbed from all of them
No fucking shit you stopped hearing about youtubers after you stopped getting notifications about their youtube activity, retard. If you stabbed your own eardrums out would you say it's surreal how music fell off the face of the planet too?
you make that sound more dramatic than it really was, Pat was just being a dumbass as always
I’m fairly biased because it’s one of my favorite games of all time, but I think Woolie’s Kotor 2 LP is the best content any of the best friends has put out post breakup. Little V is a vast improvement over Minh and Reggie and I hope he and Woolie continue to play Star Wars games periodically.
Pat is an idiot when it comes to the topic of censorship. He honestly thinks there is nothing wrong with it. He is literally a faggot about it.
If only Plague didn't have an ego the size of Pat's ego, then his opinion might actually mean something.
i still listen to them every now and then but it just doesnt feel the same without matt even though he was annoying at at times (but thats all of them desu).
>>Pat "It's not censorship if developers are forced to censor themselves" Boivin
And just a few weeks later he's fucking crying that Atlas is violating his constitutional rights by telling him he's not allowed to stream/talk about the new persona 5 game. What a fucking insufferable hypocrite. And he lives in a giant hugbox so never has to be confronted with it either.
>pat can not understand creativity and why people enjoy being creative leading to plague calling him out on twitter having enough of his stupid bullshit
This was absolutely baffling when it happened. Pat literally doesn't understand that drawings (and probably any vaguely art-related thing like music, etc.) doesn't just spring forth like a computer made it without any planning or practice or work.
i only watched the first 2 and it was basically just V teaching Woolie how to play so it wasn't that interesting. I'll have to catch up sometime, I really like V.
is this picture meant to be as funny as it is
>Literally had people donate thousands of dollars to him so they could watch him open lootboxes on stream
It's amazing to me the lengths people will go to to get recognized by some 30-year-old ginger midget.
Plague draws big tiddie monster girls and hot anthros. He can say whatever he wants.
It's really hilarious thinking back to the old days of the podcast when they talked about how mobile game developers are scumbags who exploit whales with gambling addictions.
And now they're twitch streamers who exploit friendless losers into repeatedly donating to them on a daily basis.
AHEM...
FUCK MATT
FUCK WOOLIE
FUCK LIAM
FUCK PAT
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK THE BEST FRIENDS
>get into fighting games
>its just fucking boring ass fisticuffs the sequel
Not even splitting the thing into "for fun" and "for glory" format made any difference its still the same shit
Im not fucking learning anything about fucking fighting games and he thinks he can be the ambassador for fgc like maximilllian eith embarrasing content like this??
Fucking pathetic
He thought he was being clever by arguing semantics when he really just wanted to ignore the "censorship" because he doesn't personally care about it.
i just don't get why Plague doesn't move out of the countryside desu seems shit
Liam did nothing wrong.
He is just waiting for his parent to die
The fuck are you on about? Those are two separate issues. He's wrong about the censorship, but he's not wrong about Atlus being idiots who are trying to take advantage of Twitch/YouTube personalities while having no idea how those platforms work.
I must be like 6 podcasts behind. They're so fucking boring now and there are so many other things worth listening to
with trash audio too, like i was recorded on an old iPhone on the table or something
Canada is overrun with chinese people, and they were one of the countries that refused to implement any kind of travel restrictions for weeks because they wanted to show how not racist they are.
I hope Pat catches coronavirus and dies. Or maybe Paige gets it and dies and Pats whole life collapses, that'd be fun to watch too.
I can understand what he is saying so thats a fucking improvement over mihn and reggie
Like the game itself, it picks up a lot once they hit the end of Telos. V being handholdy with Woolie regarding the game mechanics gets tiresome occasionally, but he knows what he’s doing and is overall better at curbing Woolie’s retardation than Pat ever was. Overall, it’s been way less frustrating to watch than the Kotor 1 LP so far.
woah
It's cheap where he lives and I imagine he feels responsible for his parents.
basically
Woolie's Doom playthrough is great but Reggie is just not a good guest, so bland and between him and Min the language barrier is just too much sometimes. How hard is it to get Pat down there for a total of like 4-5 sessions? Or even get Matt for the Doom LP, anything but bland Reggie and Min.
Besides being a little bitch is all.
cool, i don't mind V's autism it's funny
>listening to Pat get legitimately furious at Atlas because they told the content leeches that are streamers to fuck off and not make money off their work
He might make a few self depreciating jokes, but it's obvious Pats ego has inflated 1000 fucking times it's old size since he became a streamer. He's so fucking obnoxious, self righteous and all around full of himself.
Woolie sided with Pat in the divorce, so he’s dead to Matt.
With all the shit Paige has, Coronovirus would probably just make her healthier.
Other people already make art and making art is hard and mistakes are frustrating so I don’t get why you do art, just look at the best art instead
Oh go fuck yourself
Reggie is fine because he is the passive receiver of Woolie's material. The only thing he has to add is being a target for Woolie. Minh's Engrish is great when it comes at the right opportunities. Minh has no real grasp of English euphemisms or double-speak. So it is funny when that comes out.
>that one time someone jokingly said "man I secretly wish Pat and Woolie recorded their P5 playthrough" and Pat goes on a tantrum about how he would be "working for free"
Didn't know he was playing kotor 2 that's cool
>2 hours of dude woolie is black
>1 hour of pointless shit
>20 minutes of reading headlines
What does evergreen content talk not do it for you? Listen to us talking about vomit on shirts for an hour thats fun right? Or havin 2 hour long conversations over a stary thought not fun to you?
to be fair i never knew Woolie was black until that episode, they barely ever mention it
Is woolie the next lolcow? I saw that he can't even get people to come watch his shit streams.
Never do what people want you to do what you're good at for free user. Even if it is making snarky comments while playing vidya.
Woolie is insane for thinking throwing up in your own shirt is a good idea, it'd upset everyone, make getting home a fucking nightmare and get on the floor anyways. and throwing up in your GF's purse? what the fuck was he thinking? just throw up on the damn ground, no one will blame you for some shit you can't control like that, we have janitors for a reason my man
Not until he fucking breaks down on stream then he will be a lolcow
I don't necessarily disagree with him, but there was no need to throw a fit over an obvious joke
It really seems like they don't even want to talk about gaming news anymore
nah, someone has to provide funny enough gaffes and be worthy of derision and Woolie is neither. Maybe Pat at some point when he inevitably puts his foot in his mouth and gets cancelled or something