Hello, Shepard

BLUE

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LIARA CHADS RISE UP

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>Hello, Shepard

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>BATTLE TITS
how the fuck did Jessica Chobat end up in Mass Effect

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I think Mass Defect is his best work despite Team Fabulous's popularity

Didn't dis nigga die?

didn't he die?

Lip service for better scores

Yes?

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Yup from cancer now post your favorite moment

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Did someone save her ai voice deep fakes. They sounded so fucking real.

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Leukemia got him

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>ai voice deep fakes
sauce me up I need this in my life

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>tfw shepard and liara definitely cuddlefucked one another to sleep every night to cope with the unbearable pain of having their planets invaded by reapers
ME3 was so tragic.

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>tfw born too early to ever get the chance of fucking a qt blue bumpy skin alien babe on a badass spaceship
Life isnt fair bros

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Not with that attitude

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>having daughters
>with Asari
*hits red sand*

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Wrap that big blue eraser head around my ass and get rimming.

You. Big. STUPID. Jellyfish.

Sir, there's a nipple in that image.

This one IMPLORES you think about it logically
This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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If you think about it, it's actually less cucked that having daughters with a human. Human daughters carry your DNA and get fucked by other men, degrading your existence. Asari reproduction just uses your DNA as a randomizer.
>inb4 that makes them your wife's daughters, so that's cucked
It's not cucked because there's no other man involved and you can fuck them yourself since it's not actually incest.

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What the actual fuck

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does her head tentacles lift up? if so wonder how sweaty she gets under them

No.

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It's the updated ending

Today I saw some weird shit.

>vocaroo.com/8IEdZithkN9
Here's one with Jordan Peterson

Wasn't there some lore thing, that Asari always look like your ideal of beauty to anyone because of their mind tricks? What does that make them look like, if you're gay? Hung Bara Asari?

No that's idiots like you confusing subtle writing for something huge.

it's the brown ending.

>subtle writing
>Mass Effect

Nigger

Dumb futa nigger.

I've never played mass effect but It's one of my favourite sources of smut material. Asari are hot, Quarians are hot and Turians are the absolute best.

Nice

God, I forgot how ugly Ashley was.

Hello futalien.

Here are some fun facts about Asari!
>Asari are monogendered female
This means Asari can only ever be women. They do not use male or gender-neutral pronouns, Andromeda writers. In a way, female pronouns are gender neutral to them, as they only have need for the one. This can be seen in ME2 when Aria calls a Krogan "The Patriarch" to mock him as the title does not exist in Asari society.
>Asari provide genetic variation via biotic randomization
They do not inherit genetic traits from the sire, only behavioral traits from being raised by them. This is why Asari might use their fathers to insult one another, like a Batarian-raised Asari being callous or a Vorcha-raised Asari having a short temper.
>Asari do not have passive hypnosis to appear as females of other races
Asari DO have biotic dominate/mind-control, which can be used on weak-willed victims to do what they want. This tactic is employed by Morinth to hunt.
>Asari do not have eyebrows
Liara draws hers on, because she got human'd in college or something.

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At least they tried updating her look for 3, but her face was still so damn ugly

Why is liara so associated with futa anyway?
Why is futa so popular anyway? I'm bi, so dicks are no problem, and I still don't find the appeal.

sauce?

All female species, so it’s assumed that they obviously have to have dicks.

Since Asari are mono-gendered and can have children with females, a lot of r34 artists assume that they therefore must be hermaphrodites.

>ai voice deep fakes

SAUCE

"Female" only race, and maybe something about the skin texture.

who cares, you'll just be a simple pile of rotting meat.

What the fuck is wrong with her other tit? Jesus

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headcanon literally faggotry.
fan theory, etc etc.
shit like these two.

what the fuck why is there so much dolphin porn

you made my morning, thanks much user!