Well Yas Forums?
Obvious signs that this game was made in Japan
Nicholas Miller
Robert Rivera
Attractive woman
David Reed
Yas Forums make 10 threads a day for the next decade despite the game being mediocre as fuck with cringe ass writing, voice acting and barely any form of gameplay outside of button mashing.
Colton Evans
Jason Morris
Through the duration of the 50+ hour game text boxes will continue to explain things you've known since the first five minutes.
>YOU GOT A BLUE RUPEE, IT'S WORTH 20 RUPEES!
>PRESS X TO OPEN THE MENU SCREEN
Samuel Harris
Fun. Lack of pandering to hipster and realisticfags
Ryan Hill
Obnoxious female voice actors
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH?
Anthony Brooks
>It cannot be helped
Zachary Morris
it sucks
Carson Richardson
Attractive characters