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They should just make a netflix adaptation where Wojak gets raped up the ass

I want to kill myself because im circumcised

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A gay Alucard thread died for this

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>circumcised
Whats bad about it ?

At least you didn't find out recently you are impotent.

Shit fucking sucks.

>Wanted to store sperm
>Literally got the bad news few days ago
>Told my girlfriend
>She called off the relationship

>t. mutt

bros.....

HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGURRRUUGGHUREECHEEEEGRRUNMMMMMMMMMMMEEYEEEYEEYGRUUUHUUURRMMMMMMMMMMM

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t. actual and unironic mutt

Imagine wanting a child lol

>She called off the relationship
Damn. Were you together long? That's rough.

holy shit, any reason why you're impotent?

>mutt
nothing bad about being a half-breed

>not circumcised
>have phimosis instead

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Tomoko
>tfw no bf

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Correct, but it makes people mad when you make fun of it.

lmao does your dick look like one of those dried up tree stumps you see in pornos

Let's be honest, I don't think you'd fare any better otherwise.

Big fuckin whoop ya faggot
Consider yourself blessed
She showed her true colors and you will no longer be with a leech who probably wanted to fuck you over for child support
Also, you can raw dog it with the next bitch you start dating
Stop being a negative little faggot ass nigger ugly ass dumbass ass bitch

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>tfw I'm uncut
i pity you guys

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literally not a problem
just stretch it

It's not so bad. I still cum in 30 seconds.

Literally only euroshits care because they have nothing else to be happy about, meanwhile I'm fuckin with prime american girls, nobody cares, and sex is great. Imagine having to deal with 3/10 'slags' in europe.

No reason, noone in my family has this problem. I'm fit, eat healthy and am straightedge as fuck.
3 year. She has a big family and everyone has lots of kids.

cope

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oh no, not a clean cock!
only gay people care if you're uncut or cut

Fucking this. Phimosis is so fucking bad and your cock gets ultra sensitive without it, its a horrible sensation.

Why does it bother you? I'm cut and I have no problems. Yes, this is a serious question, what problems can it cause?

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it doesn't feel as good

cope

Circumcision always results in a diminution of sexual sensitivity; largely because removing the foreskin cuts away the most nerve-rich part of the penis (up to 80% of the penis’s nerve endings reside in the foreskin). The following anatomy is amputated with circumcision:

>The Taylor “ridged band” (sometimes called the “frenar band”), the primary erogenous zone of the male body. This unique, highly specialized and exquisitely sensitive structure is equipped with soft ridges designed by nature to stimulate the female’s inner labia and G-spot during intercourse.
>The frenulum, the highly erogenous V-shaped tethering structure on the underside of the head of the penis.
>20,000 specialized erotogenic nerve endings of several types, which can feel slight variations in pressure and stretching, subtle changes in temperature, and fine gradations in texture.
>Thousands of coiled fine-touch receptors called Meissner’s corpuscles, which are also found in the fingertips.

Not only is a staggering amount of nerve tissue lost in circumcision, even further loss of sensation occurs in the glans after circumcision. Since circumcision deprives the glans of its protective mucous membrane, the glans dry out and is left unprotected against external abrasion. To shield itself from the pain and discomfort of abrasion, it keratinizes, forming a tough, harder outer surface that buries the nerve endings of the glans deeper under the surface and renders them less sensitive to touch.

Prime american girls you mean obese ?
Nice

>Literally only euroshits care if the have functioning, intact genitals
do Americans really?

What? I'm genuinely curious what the negatives supposedly are?

That's fucked up. Sorry to hear that user.

This really is a strange board.

cope

>Source Yas Forums
ok retard

how much/how long?
Shit's painful as fuck.

These shitposts suck why do you faggots even bother

Is there a reason they get rid of all the fucking foreskin instead of just trimming it a little?

There's this huge propaganda by Yas Forums and stuff where they try their hardest to make you feel like you being circumcised is your main issue in life. I fell for it awhile back, but it's really fucking stupid how many people genuinely want to kill themselves, their parents etc. because of it

You can stretch or do a less invasive orocedure like dorsal slit, us circumcision victims are doomed to never experience real sexual pleasure ever

Okay.
Thanks for the info, user, I'm glad this place isn't infested solely by one word shitposters.

stacy needs more for her skin rejuvination creams

thank you for this wojak

every time you're in a warm bath or shower, shouldn't take more than a couple months even if you do it slowly
be thankful for your intact genitals

Oooh, okay. Yeah, I don't care about it. My dick feels nice when I/other people touch it so whatever.

>botched circumcision makes my cock look like a single long tube with no helmet
>grew up with horrible posture so now have severe hunchback
>terrible jawline, no chin. can't grow a proper beard s can't even hide it.
>street kids egg my house every holloween because i dont give out candy
>only leave the house once a month
>havent talked to a human being in weeks
>will never have a gf or a son/daughter
at least i have my vidya haha

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>nonvideogames thread
>fastest thread in the board immediatly
Just go to Yas Forums please

If you genuinely dont know thrn dont look it up

Its better to livr in ignorance than rralize you were robbed of fundamental human experiencesm

>have hot black Colombian girl telling me she has no boyfriend and I should be her boyfriend
>ask if I would have to do anything
>normal boyfriend stuff like dates and presents
>say that sounds too expensive

I don't feel robbed. I'm married with kids and I'm good at laying pipe. I guess it would suck to be this guy though

Yas Forums is filled with normies and men larping as women.

The reason is because it is a huge industry, they not only charge for the procedure but they also sell the parts the mutilate out of you to cosmetics companies for thousands of dollars.
It's a barbaric practice that only the most gigantic of cucks would defend.

Haha holy shit man that's actually kinda fucked. I'm not shitting on you. I'm just surpised somebody would do that. She didn't even ask about adoption? Just straight to dumping you? Jesus

All cocks are valid!!!!!

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It's pretty fucking pathetic. All the information about how much "better" it feels to be uncircumcised doesn't mean shit if you can't feel it.

>the clitoris has under 10,000 nerve endings
>the foreskin has over 20,000 nerve endings
>female circumcision is a federal crime in the US
>male circumcision is permitted

This world is so fucked and i cant wait to fucking die

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