>watch speedrun
>"so yeah we have to choose being the girl instead of the guy because it saves 10 seconds for the run"
Why not just openly admit you're fucking gay?
Watch speedrun
Kevin Watson
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Zachary Clark
do you like staring at man ass all day
Ryan Brown
posting an anime girl reaction image is even gayer
Austin Hernandez
>staring at a character's butt instead of focusing on the gameplay
Dumb coomer
Hunter Clark
That's just admitting to being so uncontrollably gay you can't stop yourself from staring at Men's asses when there is one on-screen. I think thou doth protest too much.
Dominic Morales
You sound unusually defensive user
Jack Reed
I don't think it's a secret that most speedrunners wish they were girls
Jaxson Edwards
name 5 games
Ian Nguyen
The first speedrun I ever watched was Zelda OoT, it also became the last speedrun I ever watched
It's not even considered "playing" the game at that point
Ryder Wright
I just like to feel like i'm in control of a woman for once
Matthew Mitchell
this has never happened and you're a fucking retard
Caleb Cook
that meme watch for rocks was pretty cool. shame the guy will never make one again
Robert Perez
don't even try to make sense out of speedrunner autism
Nathan Bennett
I'm bisexual (bottom) and I always chose the girl.
Eli Gray
Happens in New Vegas since as a female you can pick Black Widow perk and kill benny with a dialogue prompt.
Either way OP should kill him/her self
John Cruz
dumb retard
Brody Wright
get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome
Asher Cox
>I'm bisexual (bottom)
No user you're just a faggot.
Jonathan White
How can I be a faggot if I like girls?
Jaxson Garcia
thats EXTRA gay fuck boy
Jose Campbell
Reminder that as long as you're not looking, you can cum in any mouth you want and it's not gay.
Other holes are case-by-case.
Joshua Edwards
pokemon sapphire
you have to choose the girl because when your rival is the guy they start the rival 2 fight with wingull instead of wailmer which makes the fight a lot easier and more consistent
IT ISN'T JUST TEN SECONDS YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT
and hell, even if it was "10 seconds"
that is 10 seconds per attempt
youtube.com
>world record on attempt #2599
10 seconds per attempt is over 7.2 hours of time savings
Josiah Roberts
Nice projection
Carter Powell
You're not bi if you've never touched a girl, you're a failure fsggot
Austin Lee
So what? It's not easy for shy guys like me to approach women, but if men approach me, then the whole thing is easier. Think before you post.
Christian Mitchell
>bisexual (bottom)
I'd accept it if you were a top, I bet you're just gay though
Adam Collins
based, destroyed that homosexual with facts and logic
also this keeek
David Bennett
Yeah agqd faggots are shit, good thing youtube has regular speedrunning for some games but bing bing shit attracts all the autists
Sebastian Lee
I'd impregnate ur sister if I could just so you know
Easton Collins
I'd impregnate your butthole, gayboy
Lincoln Cruz
>>watch speedrun
Jackson Ortiz
It's a Satania poster. He isn't lying, he's just genuinely too dumb to understand how much of a faggot he is.
Nathan Davis
You can do as long as you acknowledge the power of my dick.
Gays = faggots, bisexual isn't the same as gay dumb.
Eli Mitchell
>acknowledge the power of my dick
>t. bottom
uh huh
Zachary Ross
So you only bang guys because you can't get girls?
Angel Martinez
In Ape Escape 3 speedruns, you choose the girl because a few monkeys fall in love with her and get stunned for really easy, faster catches.
In Mega Man ZX, you choose Aile because her crawl speed in Human form is slightly faster than Vent's.
In Pokemon Heart Gold, you choose the girl because the catching tutorial goes by faster.
In Pokemon Platinum, you choose the girl because there's a few less text boxes.
In Super Mario 3D World, you choose Peach for her floating ability unless the level is built more for ground traversal in which case you choose Toad.
Hunter Nelson
Nigga you're gay, just admit it. Not judging or anything, but come on you're gay as fuck.
Connor Russell
>aquaposter being a braindead retard
You know, I kind of get the feeling that an extremely sizable number of speedrunners have no issue whatsoever about admitting they're fucking gay. I don't know why. Just a hunch.
Dylan Anderson
bottom for guys dumb, not for girls (unless she is into femdom)
I let a classmate fuck my butt in high school like 4 or 5 times, that's why i'm not a virgin.
I'm not gay in the conventional sense.
Angel Butler
if you've never had sex with a woman, but have been fucked by men, I don't think you can claim to be bisexual
Thomas Reyes
yeah, ur dumb alright.
Aiden Watson
at least I've had straight sex though
Luke Mitchell
good, i'll have it too soon enough
Camden Russell
sure you will
Eli Clark
it's just that girls are hard to get. literally not my fault.
Adam Stewart
Sure fag
Isaiah Scott
you should probably just stick to guys in that case
Ayden Jenkins
It literally is your fault lmao
Jaxon Murphy
Bisexual is a meme
You're just a mentally ill degenerate loser that deserves to be fucking murdered and mutilated beyond recognition
Gabriel Moore
nice projection
don't try to brainwash me
how so? 80% of all males are incels.
u mad? lmao.
Jaxon Ross
>don't try to brainwash me
you're clearly not cut out for women, that's just the truth
Luis Thomas
In Dark Souls 3 the female character runs faster
Joseph Rodriguez
Yeah. Keep using an avatar, retard. YOU'RE GTAB
Levi Sanchez
I believe in you user! soon u gonna get some pussy
Liam Davis
introduce me to your sister, I'll show her, lol
>GTAB
gay lingo
Luis Allen
thanks! finally some positivity
Hunter Campbell
>being so assmad at someone who just stopped at 50% gay
Seethe harder please, or better yet give a nice long reply about why you hate bisexuals so much so I can laugh at your dumb logic
Zachary Wright
>introduce me to your sister, I'll show her, lol
I'll introduce you to my dick and you'll give up on women entirely
Jose Jones
Same.
Cameron Hill
never! even if you do that, I'll always love women
is it big btw?
Aiden Wood
dumb aquaposter
Elijah Gonzalez
also I'm way hotter than my sister anyway
it's pretty big
Elijah Howard
You've fallen astray further than any drug addict, instead of simply dying a virgin you chose the path of faggotry.
Jayden Evans
>>Me and shota boyfriend watch speedruns
>>Get hard
>Ask shota boyfriend to suck me off
>He does without question
>I blow a huge load in mouth
>We kiss and snowball
>I do the same to him
>We end up having sex for several hours taking breaks and holding each others balls in case we get attacked
>We order pizza and go back to watching speed runs and holds hands.
Just another normal Friday night.
Dylan Smith
i don't have sex with people who think i'm a faggot though, so as long as you admit that..
hot
one day i'll have a family with a girl, i'm not dying a penile virgin
Oliver Bell
>i don't have sex with people who think i'm a faggot
I doubt that
Brandon Smith
i barely have any sex at all
Zachary Murphy
Nice meme, junior. You're mentally ill. Seek help immediately.
Isaac Howard
FTFY
Kayden Morgan
I'm sure you'll find your man someday
Aiden Anderson
We can fix that
Gabriel Gonzalez
>i barely have any sex at all
Y-You don't say user i...i don't either
*pant*
Let me see your naughty bits!
Dylan Roberts
gay =/= heterosexual trans
Jeremiah Edwards
AQUA HAS SAGGY TITS