ITT We name shit mechanics. I'll start

THAC0

Did 4.0 ever release? 3.0 was just "Fuck you Shinji you're a piece of shit :The Movie" and I fucking hated it

THIS IS THE STORY BOUT A BOY NAMED SHIN JI

Man the story started so right and then devolved into haremshit.
Why are mangakas such lazy cunts, they get you with a good idea and then just go back into cliquè shit the moment you get hooked.

At least it's a fun harem

Fighting Game inputs in non-Fighting Games.
FUCK the Shoryuken in MMX2. It's harder to input than the Hadouken and the lack of range makes it useless.

>instant death
Literally never works on bosses; only on enemies that can be killed in 1-2 hits anyways. It's ALWAYS pointless.

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>running drains your health

Not really a mechanic but
>constant weapon balance updates
this shit stops me from playing games I like

I was disappointed too. Was really enjoying reading it at first then it just got so boring.

>game reacts to you pressing buttons

>If you die in the game you die in real life

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rng based critical strike is the most incredibly stupid mechanic ever invented.

RNG
Lootboxes
Microtransactions
Premium Currencies
Post-purchase monetization

Nothing really wrong with all of those desu

Crafting where you have to wait an arbitrary amount of time to craft the item for no reason. At least if the game sells boosts to speed it up I can see the idea behind it, however malicious and greedy, but waiting for no reason is just stupid.

Double jumping (the kind where you can just jump twice, not the mario kind). It's almost always a sign of bland platforming. It never adds anything to the gameplay.

>down to last unit, the tankiest tank who ever tanked
>cast thorns (damage reflect)
>pyrrhic victory
>mop up the remaining enemy with fodder
I love it.

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Bosses heal themselves

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X-Factor in (U)MvC3

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4.0 is supposed to come out this year, but I expect this chinkvirus thing to delay it to 2025 or some shit like that

>Boss is designed so you literally can't outpace its healing

>extreme bonus for perfect dodge/parry
japs really love this shit but the bonus is so excessive that the game has to be balanced around it so you never use the normal combat

is there any rule34 of her with the exact art style of the rebuilds? post it

>build a character that revolves around ailment damage
>bosses are immune

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>really hot enemy woman with big mommy milkers
>can't convert her and fug

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Ambush reinforcments.

The duality of man

For me, it's Misato

>weapon has high damage with a change to backfire and damage you instead

Just use it on a character who gets a buff when damaged.

If you complain about RNG it just marks you look like a bad player. Just saying.

>said weapon can crit so you could potentially oneshot yourself with the backfire

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It always manages to misfire at the exact wrong time so I never use those types of weapons

>character's are forced to walk to deliver exposition

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>he doesn't play builds that minimize RNG

>have to follow NPC
>they're slower than your run speed
>they're also faster than your walk speed

dying to walls is fun.

She really is. I'm trying to stay healthy out of the vague hope that I'll be able to hold out until VR tech is advanced enough to let me have 1:1 sex with her in VR.

>grug keep hitting fire stick but red fire stone not coming out

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>Unwinnable boss fight (really), and not getting items back that you used

Quest Markers
Scaling Enemies
Regenerating Health
Multiplayer

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Say, that reminds me that the last Eva movie is supposed to be coming out this year, and there is almost no hype at all.

I'll get hyped when it's safe to say it won't get delayed again

>girl isn't real in the first place
>girl isn't even real in the fictional media she's from
>user has devolved into such beta levels of low test his fantasies are fake too

>Airborne enemies run away instead of trying to dogfight

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General counters.

Dark Souls ruined an entire generation of gamers and made them think they are 1337 skillz for one-button counters.

Pfff, a proper EVA VR would probably kick you in the nuts for being such a pervert and if you don't leave then it will mindfuck you for good measure.

Max hit chance is less than 100%, so you always have a small chance of missing which always happens whenever you really need to hit that shot
classic fallouts and XCOM are guilty of this so much

>characters can move as fast as they can while giving exposition
>you reach the objective before they finish and they cut themselves off prematurely
>only way to hear the rest of the content is to reload and hold still until they're done

Bullet time.

>Matchmaking, no server browsers
>Matchmaking that replaces the server browser function that the game used to have

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Second movie came out 2 years after the first.
Third movie came out 5 years after the second and was a disappointment.

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It's great when there's a reason and skill or some other balance. Athena's projectile reflector or Palutena's Barrier are good gamewise. Lightsaber blaster bouncing is fun as heck even in Kotor.

This reminds me I should actually get around to watching Eva instead of putting it off for several more decades.

This is their third chance, I wonder if they're going to finally explain what her fucking deal is.

I feel like we fought in the clone wars together.

3.0 was actually awful, seriously no redeeming qualities and proof anno lost his touch

THAC0's fine, the real shit mechanic is not getting 19 STR and instead having to roll percentile. Yeah sure 18/83 STR is cool but if I'm already that strong why can't I be bigger than that?

>control+F
>stun
>0 results

shame on you Yas Forums.

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It was put on halt because THE MASTER went to go direct shin godzilla, but even so I feel like it shouldve come out by now. No clue what's actually going on

>Doesn't even apply after the first season

>Durability mechanics outside of survival games
>Hunger mechanics outside of survival games.
It didn't enrich my experience of RDR2 to have to eat an entire deer, polish my horse, and brush my gun every few hours of gameplay.

hello hl2, long time no see

I Want To Be The Guy

>smash bros
>character with special bar gets filled when they get hit rather than when they hit another character
great idea, lets reward people for being bad

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Enriched mine.

The music was good

>everyone shits on Shinji for just doing what he's told
>Shinji decides to do what he wants for once
>everyone shits on Shinji for not doing what he's told

It's not fair.