Tfw I can't play one of your favorite games of all time anymore

It’s not cope, this is an adaptation and it’s literally pandering to the Netflix audience. Konami offed castlevania into a pachinko game, it’ll never see the light of day outside of this again and alucard being unable to beat the cock isn’t relevant where it matters.

>playing SotN
>remember that in a Netflix animated adaptation, the character I am playing as is bisexual
>he loves dicks
>he... loves dicks
>dicks...
>BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS
>BURN THE DISC
>SPAM SHITPOSTS ON Yas Forums
>WHY WON'T THE BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY?

Eat my shit you worthless parasite.

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Aria > Dawn

Cope XDDD

>I'm COOOOOOOOOOOMING... AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Why would you let some Pajeet and a fat neckbeard fedora tipper with a mmf fetish change your opinion on any subject, much less something they made fanfic for? Get over it, Alucard in the shitty anime already didn't seem like the same Alucard I knew from SotN.

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You gotta be legitimately retarded.
1- that netflix crap is even less canon than lords of shadow and we all wanna forget that piece of shit
2- the game is still a masterpiece
3- the nexflix shit is absolutely full to the brim with retarded inconsistencies literally made by some faggots that know jackshit about castlevania and never on their lives played one of the games making the entire show over fucking wiki pages, how retarded you need to be to take it as canon really show how fucking blatantly idiotic you are.

By your mindset I could draw Dracula sucking a dick and boom, Dracula is now gay and you can't play castlevania ever again.

You're trying to reason with election tourist shitposters. They are just locusts swarming between forced controversies. The more those controversies have to do with idpol, the more the locusts screech.

>I could draw Dracula sucking a dick and boom, Dracula is now gay and you can't play castlevania ever again.
Please don't do that

No need, there is already Dracula gay porn you retard, he is fucking Richter on the ass, now you can't play smash bros either nor Rondo.

Kys homophobic faggot

But if vampires are based around Dracula, then they have always been gay or bisexual. It was part of the things that made Dracula seem so weird to the reader by being a degenerate that could even fuck men.

Could someone translate this to English? I don't speak mutt.

cope

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Sneedthe

Based

If you don't take it up the ass you're a homophobe! Fact.

Sure thing schizo

Alucard enjoys cum leaking out of his anus

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Think of it this way user, the events of the game take place before he found out that he liked raging vampire cock

imagine how SEETHING the hollywood obama cuck pedophile leftoids are that they resort to attacking gamers like this

they are GENUINE DIAMOND ENCRUSTED 24 KARAT GOLD ENCRUSTED ALL ENGINES GO SEETHING MAD WITH IMPOTENT LIBERAL RAGE that gamergate destroyed their ugly little fake world of sin and decrepit evil and so they're trying ANYTHING to lash out at us one last time before the Straight White Christian Gamergate Crusaders PERMANENTLY rid them from OUR media landscape, OUR society and civilization, OUR planet and Make Vidya Great Again!

and there is nothing they can do to stop us from winning 2020 even biglier

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you're seriously gonna like some inferior boring ass adaptation ruin a game for you? homophobia is a hell of a drug

It be better if Maria fucked the gay away.

Wrong: this story takes place when Castlevania 3; Dracula’s Curse did in the late 1400’s, alucard sleeps for 300 years before SotN.

Anytime anyone wants to talk about it, threads will be derailed, and faggots will think it's some code speak invitation for buttsex.

It's ok user you can play my favorite game

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I’m his chemical toilet and his wet wipes if need be.

Show Alucard is not Game Alucard
now play the mobile port they just released for 2 bucks

He was trying to sleep off the shame of being anally raped and liking it.

I like castlevania symphony of the night.

Nice

It's the second worst metroidvania after circle and more important look at that cover it's extremly gay, he is probably thinking about japanese dick in his ass
Smart
>By your mindset I could draw Dracula sucking a dick and boom, Dracula is now gay and you can't play castlevania ever again.
You are a poor loser, you don't matter, the netflix show is OFFICIAL, is not a fan fic, is not an out of canon game, is the official story of castlevania and Konami agrees. Alucard modern was designed by a porn artists that love male on male action, you always loved a faggy character from a bad game.

Those aren't even the same characters at this point. Alluding to Alucard becoming like his Pops? Come on now.

So, uh, Wanna fuck, bro?

Look at this gay dude.

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See

>Show Alucard is not Game Alucard
It's the same,also, the gameplay of Sotn is so shitty you can actually have decent phone ports, imagine how shitty and easy the game is, no wonder ios the favorite of people that can beat actual castlevania games.

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Konami can go suck my ugly and airy dick, since when is Isaac black and unable to devil forge? uh? you absolute fucking retard?

If anything the people derailing it are the ones who are trolling people like you because you’re so easily bothered

>Die faggot, you don’t belong in this world!

>It was not by my anus that I am once again given AIDS. I was brought here by homosexuals who wish to give me dick.

>Dick!? You steal men’s anal virginity and make them your slaves!

>Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..

>Your words are as empty as your anus! LGBT ill needs a savior such as you!

>What is a fag? A miserable little pile of dildos. But enough talk… Cum at you!

Based
Nooo! not the stake!, i'm weak against being impaled!

>falling for Kikeflix's entire motive to get people talking about this garbage
>actually letting it affect you
jesus

>being an actual fag

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Alucard is a faggot, but he's a cool faggot unlike OP.

>if you don't let a shitty pozzflix series written by onionsboys who never touched Castlevania ruin a great game for you then you're an ass pirate
how many gold medals did you win from that leap in logic?

>since when is Isaac black and unable to devil forge?
Since season 2 bro, any future isaac in the games will be black.
Needs more work.

>"So whats your favorite game, user?"
>"I really like SotN, one of the best in the Castlevania series!"
>"Oh! Thats the one that has you play as that gay vampire like in the netflix show right?"
How do you respond?

>Alucard is gay
I would've still believed it without the netflix series.

Making the majority of fans to dislike the series is great PR.

user.
If I post about castlevania, how will they know I'm the one bothered by it if I'm anonymous?

They will same fag and cause a gravitational shit storm that draws un people more bothered in it than I. I follow the rule, dont feed the troll, I cant stop everyone else.

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>I didn't watch that show. Looked like shit.

>yeah but the game has nothing to do with the series, it came out like 20 something years go.

>Being (You)

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Yeah, I like fag games and am a fag.

You can't just kill him.

If your first thought when you saw this wasn't "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" then you don't belong here

>why yes, sodomy of the night is my favourite castlevania, how did you know?

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Netflix doesn't give a shit about respecting a series. They just want to make cash on the property they are making now. Of course they aren't thinking into the future or considering the past either

This is canon Isaac made by Konami on the main timeline on an official canonic Castlevania game! look at him! and tell me he is a wizard nigga instead of a pale flaming faggot that devil forges!

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Cringe stroke poster

And now he was replaced with an updated look.

Glad I never bothered with s2.

>The show is set in a different canon.
>Why is thing that immediately comes to your mind when you think of the show is Alucard's sexuality? Are you gay?

More like a downgraded and not canonic look.

Netflix Isaac might have been the best part of the show.

>noncanon material being treated as canon by Yas Forums because ???

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Everyone knew Isaac was gay user.
Even in Castlevania threads, people knew he was gay. But that's okay, cause he was literally designed that way from the beginning.

Because this board is filled with trolls and idiots.

Sadly that's actually true. And St. Germain wasn't too bad either or the first season Vlad who actually hated humans.

>breeders SEETHING
Kill yourself if this is an earth shattering drama-rama for you.

Sure, he is ultra gay but that is canonic for him.