What are the best heists, Yas Forums?

What are the best heists, Yas Forums?

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Reservoir dogs without a doubt

Framing Frame Stealth Day 3 in particular it is the most fun you can possibly have

Heat Street and Big Bank with Counterfeit and Hotline Miami as close seconds. Stopped playing 2 after the "rebalance," dodge meta, and jewish microtransaction shit so i don't know if any of the new ones are good.

The one where you sell all your stocks before your company goes under

should I reinstall this or deep rock galactic

Both

Hotline Miami
Birth of Sky
Yacht Heist

Weapon balance is mostly fine nowadays and Dodge is good but not the entire meta. Currently the meta perkdecks are Anarchist, Armorer, Stoic, Kingpin, Rogue, Hacker, Crook, and Sociopath. Also most of the new heists are actually good.

>Crook and armorer
>meta
And I play sociopath/hacker sniper, they're good but not meta

GOD TIER:
>Hoxton Breakout
>Beneath the Mountain
>Hotline Miami
>No Mercy
>First World Bank

SHIT TIER:
>Goat Simulator
>Lab Rats
>Safehouse Nightmare
>Bomb: Forest
>Big Oil

Armorer has literally always been meta due to the invulnerability period you get when your armor breaks. Also while Crook and Sociopath may not be quite as versatile as Anarchist, they're still very viable on DSOD, and thus, meta.

The uninstall heist

Aight, coo

Stealth heists are bad.

Not Yacht heist, there's no cameras and no toting bags.

First world bank
Hotline miami
Reservoir dogs
Hell's Island
Henry's Rock
White house
Hoxton breakout
Diamond Heist
Big bank
San Martin

No love for Cook Off?

The one where the devs get your money

I'm glad San Martin is actually pretty good.

exquisite taste

Bank Heist: Cash
A straight, direct, simple job

Brooklyn Bank is pretty much a better version of the small bank heists desu.

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best heist coming through

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How is the new song of the last heist? Dunno the name of both

based

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Song is called Bonebreaker and the heist is called San Martin
The song is pretty good, I think it's much better than the one from the last dlc

Shadow Raid is top tier, and only fags think otherwise.

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Unbelievably based

the one where every single person in the lobby speaks a different language and cant stealth for shit

>Goat
>Shit
Spotted the shitter that gets down at the start because of the Bronco cops

>playing with randos
no one to blame but yourself.

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Is not that good actually

you're right, it's okay

>playing stealth with randos

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I'm a sucker for all the Payday 1 maps
Except Undercover, fuck that map

Car Dealership, Meltdown and Goat Simulator are my personal favourites

This game died for me once they added Loot Boxes with guns that have increased stats.
Now the game doesn't even look like it used to 4 years ago. It's a fucking mess.

You can only hole up in a meth house for so long before you feel your brain start to melt. The 25 bags achievement wasn't that worth it, especially since money in PAYDAY isn't really worth that much.

I was trying that once with randoms, and then at 24 bags a dude intentionally fucked it
Never laughed so hard while being mad as fuck.

PD1 heists > PD2 heists

I never did manage to get the stealth on Mercy Hospital on PD1, but its so easy on PD2

Golden Grin Casino
Big Bank
First World Bank
Yacht Heist
Shadow Raid
Jewelry Store
Hoxton Revenge
Hotline Miami

I'm so glad that the undid the shitty 2.49 drill things after getting shat on by pretty much everyone.

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Even though HB is a solid heist, I can never enjoy it again after how much I've played it.

>Big Oil
Once you know what to do (and how to peek under the metal curtains), the heist becomes really easy/relaxed. It's a godsend whenever you get to the higher levels in Crime Sprees.

Meant for

I find it hard to enjoy big oil because my friends were autistic about stealth
It is NOT FUN to restart a level over and over and over and over and over to try and do the stage stealth, and it generally takes 3 times as long and eventually they give up

Why would they try and stealth a map that can't be stealthed, assuming you mean day 2 anyways.

You know when the game came out, it was marked as both levels being able to be stealthed?

Can't say I remember that, but it would explain it if true

You can't stealth the entire thing perfectly, but you can stealth long enough to leave the level just as the first wave of cops arrive.

Its possible to stealth right up till you call in the plane to take off the engine
Sad thing is, when we finally got in, no one knew how to check for the right engine

I would like Shadow Raid more if I could get like a loot dinghy just outside the sewer exit. It'd save so much time on moving bags

there is a dumpster 20 or 30 meters away

Guarded by 2 patrolling, well, guards, AND it's further away than the tug zipline. Not a chance.

>Reservoir Dogs Day 2*(that is day 1)
Fix it.

>no ex-presidents
pleb

If you play Joy, Ethan, or Hila. I'll kick you from my fucking lobby. Bodhi and Sydneys, you're on notice. Wick, you're alright now. The rest of you are fine in my book.

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Is the Monkey Wrench melee bugged?
>Level 100
>Says locked to Level 18

Nice thing about the new heist is that you can get a loot drop point that's close and like a straight-shot from the vault. Being able to knock out all the guards in the area is a good bonus.

I'd like it more if they didn't gut the rewards because of ECM rush shitters. Murky Station feels like the best stealth heist, feels the most like 'everyone can do something' with an actual XP payout instead of all the stealth heists where 3 players are designated bag movers while one person does everything (Framing Frame, GOLDEN GRIN)

Worgs on my mashine