Netflix Castlevania

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BELMONT-SAMA SAVE ME
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL I KNEEL
>Yas Forums will actually defend this for a third time

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>Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he? I actually have experience myself when it comes to losing control of one's own body. By the way did I ever tell you about how two Japanese twinks crossed multiple continents just to fuck me in the ass? They paralyzed my entire body with mysterious rape magic because I wasn't teaching them enough about killing vampires. I was raped and molested over my entire body for hours Richter, or at least it felt like. When one of them was done pounding me in the ass they proceeded to put me strange magical BDSM wire around my entire body that seered my skin and they tried to stab me to death. My ass has never felt as sore as it did that day Richter, I was in Bloody Tears, I'm still traumatized by it as we speak. It didn't help this happened only months after your ancestors helped me commit patricide. Anyways, lucky for me I finally remembered I had a magical sword in the nick of time and slit both their throats. Then I proceeded to impale them both through their asses with pikes like they did to me. I think my mother would have been very proud.

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>watching N*tflix originals

Ya'll just hate everything thats new. I love the representation on the new season its about time.

What happened? They made Alucard gay or something like this?

>498468836
this better be bait
he got assfucked by two brown japs with magic rape dust
>Lesbian Vampires, who are also not white
>Yaaas Qweeen Vampires
>Alucard getting buttfucked
>Mary Sue Isaac
>Hector, a white male, completely immasculated at every single opportunity
>Sypha making Trevor look like a god damn jobber
>Every darkie is wise, calm and collected
>Every white person is some sperglord who kills kids

This show is a clusterfuck honestly. Regardless of that SJW bullshit, it's filled to the brim with atrocious pacing. How many plot threads are there in season 3? Trevor/Sypha with Saint Germain. Alucard, Vampires/Hector, and Isaac. It's all over the place. Theres 4 individual plot threads, that are not even fucking connected in a meaningful way.
just turn into a cloud bro

>Watching white people anime
Miss me with that gay shit.
Imagine unironically watching the gay shit that white people make nowadays.

Was there some subtle plot development I missed or did their betrayal just come out of nowhere?

I fucking hate western shit

I agree
white people are cringe and embarrassing

>Ya'll
kys darkie

HATE WHAT THAT FILTHY PAJEET DID TO MY BELOVED FRANCHISE
>no exploration
>Barely any combat
>Dude lesbians lmao!
>Dude lesbian vampires!
>Cringe OC's
>No character development, Trevor is still an idiot, sypha is still "muh stronk womyn" and alucard is an edgy teenager
>Isaac is black
> Trevor's protagonism ended at CV3 yet he and his team are the protagonists AGAIN in this season that's based in Castlevania curse of darkness instead of Hector, Hector, you know, the MAIN CHARACTER IN CURSE OF DARKNESS
>NO JULIA!
>NO HECTOR VS ISAAC!
>ALUCARD IS EFFIN GAY AND TAKES IT IN THE ASS
>AGAIN, NO JULIA! WHAT THE EFF WERE THEY THINKING! THEY OUT IN A BDSM VAMOIRE ADDICT OVER JULIA
>Hector has no protagonism other than being the toy of said BDSM vampire
>WHY
This isn't Castlevania! What the hell they did to it? I'm a fan since I'm 8 (24 now) and have played all the games and know all the lore, what the hell were they thinking? AHHHHHH I HATE THAT PAJEET SO MUCH!

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*doing* *doing* *doing* *doing*

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But he poops from there!!

Seething christcucks and polfags lmao.

>dubfag
wheeen wheeen wheen weeene

>Every white person is some sperglord who kills kids

Wrong.

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Is this shit real?

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Wait what? Nooooo! I was looking forward to season 3. What happened? Why is Alucard gay all of a sudden?

Just look at that fuccboi. He gay. He always gay.

And then suddenly, for no reason at all, vampires were gay as all hell.

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Hector is white? Wtf?

>looking forward to season 3
>after that dogshit second season
Castlevania netflix is SJW propaganda GARBAGE
"Daily Reminder that Adi Shankar is a huge SJW cunt and so is the lead writer. They're revising Castlevania to fit their agenda"
It's true, and the entirety of season 2 is proof of that
>Issac's a fucking niggerfaggot
>Everytime Carmilla is given screentime every other character instantly goes passive/braindead too show how stronk she is
>Can't go one scene without ranting about how she hates men
>the viking vampire calls Hector a "bigot"
>Dracula can't even keep his men in line
>none of the main characters have any sort of chemistry
This is actual dialogue from Issac from around episode 5 8:15 from Issac to Hector
>Well maybe we should just kiss
>I've never heard you tell a joke before Issac
>And you never will
>Dracula and the diverse ghoul gang whinging and bickering
Isaac's entire character was fucking shit. Most of the shit in Dracula's castle was absolute shit, Isaac was a gary stu and obvious Netflix force in. Carmilla was awful. Who the fuck writes a 15th century woman to say, "manchild" not once but TWICE.
>dude what if some punk Indian hipster who declared Apu to be racist actually ADAPTED Castlevania into a netflix show!
>dude, what if Christianity is actually the super big bad instead of the massive genocide and rape of humankind across the European continent by a very pissed off Dracula?
>dude what if we made Isaac black and gay
>dude what if VIKING VAMPIRE
>dude what if the animation takes a hit after the first season?
>dude, ALUCARD GIVING THE FINGER
I hope Adi Shankar chokes on his progressivism in his sleep

>Men can't be cute. They MUST be gay or woman.
I fucking hate shitflix.

>How many plot threads are there in season 3? Trevor/Sypha with Saint Germain. Alucard, Vampires/Hector, and Isaac. It's all over the place
Except this was the best part of season 3.

how is the Mobile port of SOTN? it's dirt cheap. quite surprising from Konami.

So, what happened?
Alucard is gay on this animation?

He likes when you stick it in the pooper

>Yas Forumsermin trash continue having shit taste
ok

he get raped

Fuck that was hot. Where's the yaoi?

What? He is raped and he likes?
And how the fuck Alucard is raped?

Im the guy you replied to and i have to say you can go fuck right off. I had to even check if this was real or not because of you Yas Forums retards that take any small issue and just cry about them. Theres one thing that you have your delusions for season 2 theres another that somehow Alucard magically becomes gay in season 3. Fuck this stupid shit. I hope you are happy that your retarded delusions got confirmed now. Do tell me though do you actually get any satisfaction out of this 'next tortanic" mentality? Is it actually fucking worth it?

Has there ever been a rape depicted in media that was actually good

All the pacing shit is made worse by all these original characters do not steal. Literally no one cares about any of them. It's like the shitty viking vampire they tried to make a meme with the retarded boat made out of bodies joke, which I'm convinced they tried to make a reference to with another retarded boat with wheels pirate joke. One specific joke could be exploited though.

There's a joke about people fucking goats. Just call them Islamaphobes and point out the Indian director must hate them and bring up news stories about current Muslim vs Hindu stories.

thank you for proving Yas Forumsermin will always have shit taste
you westcuck faggots will happily slurp up any shit the corporations shove down your throat
imagine defending netflix castlevania
sad
>B-BUH MUH Yas ForumsFAGS!1!
rent free

>Is it actually fucking worth it?
Not him, but yes.
I liked the first season and most of season 2, but I had a feeling they were going to ruin it like Netflix always does.
I still haven't watched season 2 of Altered Carbon because the last few episodes of season 1 were so terrible that I expect the new season to follow in their footsteps.

>Yas Forums: wah wah, why are the characters not even like their game counterparts?!?!? boohoo Alucard took it up the butt!

>also Yas Forums: Jim Carey was so great as Dr. Eggman xD. ROCKCONNAISSANCE LMAO!

>AAAAIIE
why the fuck do people do this? is this a reference or something?

Dude the fact that your mind cant stop seeing signs of whatever you read on Yas Forums every day does not mean that everything has to go down in flames. Why would you wish for something to be shit or SJW stuff, just to be right? Don't you at least wish to enjoy some stuff from time to time? Isn't it fucking tiring to be "right" all the time?

But the whole reason he entered the infinite corridor was so he could find and kill that loli before she could tell anyone he molested her

Learn to type, faggot.

they could have cut out all of issac and alucard and nothing would have changed. This felt like a place holder season feels bad. Season 2 was basically AVENGERS ASSEMBLE and this was just animal crossing.

season 2 was garbage pacing with nothing happening but talking and then they play bloody tears which causes all the nu-male white cucks to praise it like the second coming of jesus
and SJW propaganda

Just enjoy propaganda! Don't fight, its too tiring! You should passively accept the degeneration of your society!

That's you, you dumb faggot.

It’s how the south americans converse on Yas Forums

nigger

>Why would you wish for something to be shit or SJW stuff, just to be right?
I don't, just the western stuff.
And you white tards never fail to prove me wrong.

Season 3 really sucks but lets be honest here - Alucard was always a twink.

One did justice to the character and made him fun to see on screen, the other is a boring whiner that acts nothing like his video game counterpart.
Your shitty Reddit xD shitposting isn't welcome here.

>Lesbian Vampires
Based. I will now watch your show.

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we twitter now!

Bro’s I’m not ok, it was my favorite game of all time and my boy from castlevania HD. Fuk Netflix

>alucard
>bottom
Respect is now gone
You can NEVER respect a bottom

All this talk about gay sex and I'm not seeing an webms. Where are they!

Do you coombrains react the same way when women are out there publishing fanfiction for money based on all your childhood vidya heros?

We channers lost to the SJWs and resetera chads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yes me crying about gays in a thread on Yas Forums will surely do something

I cannot believe history is repeating itself and Yas Forumsermin are defending literal garbage again

Dude, you are winning more out of this stuff more than even the "SJW" because of this way of thinking so don't you give me the "I'm a fighter. Look at me suffer for my beliefs" spiel.
What the fuck does being white have anything to do with this? Its like you are targeting a bigger demographic to get more replies. Oh, i see so there really is no difference between the "SJW" and the Yas Forums activists. Thanks for the lesson user.

>namefag
>identifies as separate from Yas Forums
You're not even from Yas Forums, they would have driven you out long ago for being a namefag. You're just a shitposter who probably has Reddit open in another tab. Go back there and stay there.

Season 3 is embarrassingly pointless. Why did we need a season as along as Season 2 for no game at all? This is literally a waste of time, and we could have either gotten Curse of Darkness in this time (that is, if Hector was remotely accurate to his game self, that is) or dropped this era entirely and moved on to Christopher's era, Simon's era, etc. You could have had Issac try to bring Dracula back for CV I, then had Carmilla's forces terrorizing the land for CV 2.

>it's okay if characters effectively cosplay, but only when I personally like it!
end your life

Consume product and get excited for more product

Winning what?

This but without the irony.

most white people don't have noses like the right, very cherry picked image