Are you ready for Hideo Kojima's next mo--video game?

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Are you ready for Hideo Kojima's next mo--video game?

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I don't like Kojima ever since I realized he's a hack after finishing Death Stranding

It took you so long to figure that out?

I should've realized sooner but at least I realized he's a hack

After Shit Stranding? No.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

I can't believe Kojima will save both anime AND videogames

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What the fuck.

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Imagine if he started a collab project with the author.

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>torturing lolis and shotas
DISGUSTING
WHAT KIND OF SICKO WOULD FIND THIS ENTERTAINING

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me

I would absolutely play a Kojima MIA game

wtf I love kojimbo now

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Oh god please yes. I loved this anime (just like many others did) and it would be so fucking cool to play their game.
By the way, I've never in my life played a Kojima game before.

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Play it.

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Needs to come to PC first.

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It's literally coming this summer.

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last one

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Based funny Pedo man

More like Milf Loliman

How does this man do it?

How does he keep making Yas Forums seethe?

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He should read something good instead

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>written by a woman

Trashed.

I realized it while playing MGS3.

tkimz has high testosterone level tho

Why haven't you played their game yet?

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I wish Ozen would sexually bully me.

>wanting a Kojimbo MIA game
>when you could have an Etrian Odyssey MIA game

Hoo?

She would bully you, and it may have something to do with sexuality, but she wouldn't sexually bully you. She wouldn't sexually bully anyone.

I'd let her verbally abuse me.

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>movideo game
you may be on to something with this new term, user

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How would you implement the curse of the abyss in terms of gameplay?
Continuous health drain? Stat drain?
Unforeseen mutations?

Oh yeah speaking of, which of the Etrian Odyssey games it the best place to start from if I'm emulating and have never played one before?

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Fucking newfag ffs

I don't understood the curse, how the fuck does anyone leave the abyss?

Sorry for never being a snoy goy while growing up.

I need to build a PC first

It gets stronger you deeper you go. You can tank it if you climb up slowly, unless you went too deep in which case you're trapped there.

It's not that bad until you get to the bottom levels. You can also build resistance to the effects and/or use relics to relieve them.

A literal anime game by Kojima

Mite be cool

You're not supposed to, that's the point. Earlier levels just give you stuff like headaches or stomach pain. Deeper levels probably kill you.

t. zoomer

>emulating
You're gonna have a bad time drawing the maps.

It's stronger the farther you go down, you escape by going really slowly as the faster you ascend with that shit the harder it hits.

Probably a combination of those, and more
>light levels add a drunk effect, game randomly adds inputs in addition to yours. While you hold forward, the game may also input left or right or even down while you are moving. Think of DRG drunkness
>medium levels start adding random sounds that are relevant to your location
>partners calling out for help, monster cries for your area, your minimap getting scrambled/outright telling you the wrong things. maybe walls that aren't actually there
>deepest levels being significant stat drain, then health drain if you go deep enough

>Kojima Tweets about buying something like he does every day
>OMG KOJIMBO MAKING A GAME BASED ON THIS ANIMES!
Are Kojimadrones really this stupid?

A human trait is ability to speculate potential futures.

Reminder there are relics and shit that let's you alleviate abyss curse bullshit, also the bondrewd method if you give absolutely no fucks.

>AI reads your inputs
wooooow

They get excited over a fucking pencil thinking it's a Silent Hill reference, don't try to reason with them.

Kojima already did that.

Holy shit guise Kojima watched Get Out on Netflix! He must be making a game with Jordan Peele!
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Just get a prebuilt.

It's a DS game user, he can just use the mouse or an actual touch screen depending on what platform he's on

its a meme you dip

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Normam reedus as Reg?

If the best one to start with is on the regular DS, I have a hacked DS to play that, with an R4 chip. Though anything like 3DS or anything I'll have to emulate.

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Never would've guessed he's a pedo.

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>Being such a fucking brainlet you think this is about Kojima and not about having a stealth MIA thread
So this is the IQ of Kojima haters

FUCK
but also KEK

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I kinda like Kojimbo more now that I know he's a hack. Maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment.

He better stays away from MIA. seriously

i don't want Kojima anywhere near Made in Abyss
but here we are, i hope he will fuck off

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He'll accelerate MIA porn production

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