MC is gay

Dragons dogma was a big wtf moment for me

This
Gays >>>> straights >>>>>>>>> bisexuals > women=lesbians

>the absolute state of nu/v/

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I seriously just thought she was going to give me a quest

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I told you retards it was gonna be trash.

That would just make it better.

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This. SotN was always shit. Never doubt Yas Forums on it.

>fag posting a gif of a biwhore
Kek.

yes and retroactively so are you for ever liking anything castlevania-related

fag

Whats with all the homophobia on Yas Forums?

we secretly want to fuck spiders

Lots of anons actually want to do this. Dragons are better anyways.

I only hate (((bisexual))) "people."

>Dragons are correct
Based and correct

we only respect trannies

>MC is nonwhite

Same reason everyone hates every other group of obnoxious cunts, they are just unlikable

the fuck did you say about Mario Cart?

user, the MC's beloved is based on your choices in the game...

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Subnautica 2 for me

I wouldn't mind fags/trannies one bit if they didn't shove their obnoxious insufferable degenerate faggotry in everyone's face 24/7

Can I make the dragon my beloved?

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I wish I could romance grigori

There are no quests in the game in which you garner favor with the dragon, so no.

>mc is lesbian

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>netflix
>canon

Lame

each day of the week is assigned to hate on one group of freaks
today is "No Homo Friday"

face it, whiteboi, yennefer and triss are brown kweenz now.

Shanoa is cute, CUTE

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What did they mean by this?

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>wanna romance my big tiddy merchant waifu Madeline
>give her the ring and max her affection
>do some quests before fighting the dragon
>including the monastery one with Quina
>fight dragon
>suddenly my "beloved" is Quina

What the FUCK?!

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>mc wants to have gay sex with mary magdalene
Really Takahashi?

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But the first game is the same way.

Homos are fine. Everything else in the lgbtfaggotry+ rainbow can burn on the cross for all I care though.

Based

god I need to have sex soon, I dont want to be aroused by shit like this any more.

Wouldn't you?

>Dude confirmed he never even played a single castlevania game and just read some wiki pages and fan sites to come up with the series.
>Taking anything this guy does as canon to the story

I know this is just trolling but for the people who actually take this shit seriously, how can you be so retarded?

This is Lords of Shadow all over again. Just pretend it doesn't exist and move on.

>complaining about "accidentally" getting rid of slutty whore madeline and ending up with best waifu Quina instead
wew

yes, and?

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This. Homosexuals should just fuck off.

>Dragons Dogma 2
>you can romance Dragons
A man can dream

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Idk user
For me, its the robot clone that dresses like a cheap slut

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I can't quite tell. Is this Castlevania netflix?

Bifags aren't obnoxiously flamboyant and parasitic, which is why they're automatically better than fagfags. You queers are at the bottom of the totem pole.

What happened? Give me a quick rundown

That's hilarious because biniggers are the biggest attention seeking parasites in the whole LGBT retard club, only maybe beaten by trannies.

no one is afraid of a faggot

itt salty as fuck literal homosexuals, go empty your colostomy bag

I dunno breh. That bot is is a qt but "The Virgin" Mary sounds way higher tier.

Gays are parasites that ruin every medium they touch, not unlike women. Also they were the entry point for tranny bullshit that lets children get hrt. The Christians were right and the slippery slope was real. Only heterosexuality is acceptable.

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Dragon's Dogma's romance system can definitely troll you if you don't know it's finer details or if you don't plan out your game properly.
>Be me
>Aim to get either Madeleine or Quina as the Beloved
>Tie up some loose ends before moving on
>Get to Grigori
>In waltzes motherfucking *Valmiro* like:
>"Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

Nobody takes gays seriously here.
Thats why we only like joke characters or really over-the-top gays like Gachimuchi or the gay miniboss from God Hand

Sotn is still one the best games every made and given that it gives almost no back story for alucard in game, why does Netflix Canon matter?

>game trailer
>its a loli anime girl MC
>into the trash

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I fuck and get fucked by literally any sex or gender as long as I find them attractive, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Homosexuality does not occur in nature
I see people trying to explain that it's natural, it isn't

Because newfags who try to enter the series are going to see this tainted vision and any talk of castlevania with actual fags is going to get taken to talking about gay shit and blacked Issac

People area already all over Twitter celebrating Alucard as a bisexual character

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I remember I was gunning for Selene but nobody told me that that if you ignore the initial Quina quest into the forest that you are locked out of having Selene. No matter how many toadstools you stuff her with.
I got Mercedes as a consolation prize so it ain't all bad.

Alucard aint gay it was the medication he was taking for his blood cravings

Yes it does, google it. Also cockroaches and the black plague are natural, that doesn't make them good.

You know what else appears in nature?
Murder
Cannibalism (even of own kin)
Rape of most any kind
Theft
Corprophilia
and many more

Fear Effect 2 > Fear Effect

Kill yourself

I have an original copy of the PAL SoTN. It was worth between $250-500 but I bet that him being a faggot makes the price drop. Fuck these nigger loving faggots that make these shows.

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That doesn't happen. Controversy and relevancy always causes shit to go up.

A reminder that true, mutual love is only possible between two males.

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what happened? Is Alucard gay in the new anime season?

Cute

I said homosexuality was not naturally justified

Are you gay?

>Twitter
Since tumbrl died all its userbase went to Twitter so why care about what they say?

Imagine that webm but with them not wearing pants

Are you the same guy from the last thread
I'm not looking up animal porn, sicko

Bi

So, gay sex?

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How many dicks has Alucard sucked and fucked?

Why the fuck Yas Forums is so homophobic now? We literally used to be the most LGBT friendly site on the internets with daily trap threads
Is this election newfags from Yas Forums expressing their shitty opinion?

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Some chink fucked his ass.
Then Alucard impaled the chink's rectum (literally)