Toss a Coin to Your Witcher

No, get a job hippy.

>Trissfags throwing shade for years about Yen being a hunchback
>She's actually cuter as a hunchback

toss a coin to end your faggot life fuckin netflix normie

I enjoyed the soundtrack but that fucking song just grinds my gears.

I was performed live one the main channel in Russia.
youtube.com/watch?v=_qso8zgO1Bo
youtube.com/watch?v=8AObde3x4yg

I remember when this came out seeing loads of shit about how catchy the song was supposed to be and it getting stuck in people's heads.
Was it all a shitty joke? The song fucking sucked and Jaskier was the worst thing about the show.

Why did they have to make Yen so ugly. FUCK

How did we go from delicious brown zerkanian sloots and based jackdaw

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I meant I hated the song but enjoyed the rest of the soundtrack. So those links don't really work for me.

TO THIS

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>Never knew anything about witcher
>Watching this with my bro

"You opened a portal with your magic"

"M-my what?"

I love her so much and she was so cute. Especially when she punched the mirror.

Did you expect something else from Sjwflix?

Damn you, now I have to deal with this song again

>Guys how can we make it even more diverse, oh I know lets add MORE black people to take over brown people roles too.

Well, I suppose Netflix Witcher is the best place to start because there's nowhere to go but up.

You're a wizard, 'arry.

With a horse, you can go anywhere you want

damn i hate this show

>please someone think of the brown people!
you poltards are a riot

Better brew some BEAST OIL

Fuck this meme song

LOL

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The choice for the show was indeed awful but game Triss is not that great in terms of keeping to the books. Not being able to ever wear cleavage again my ass.

Stop shilling this garbage. It was embarassing.

O VALLEY OF PLENTY

Cavill was 8/10. Jaskier 8-9/10. Story was 4/10. Presentation 7/10.
Overall a generic low budget Netflix fantasy. Nothing special.
Toss a Coin is a cool song tho.

>Netflix claimed that the series had a $10 million budget per episode
>It looks like a SyFy show half of the time
So they either lied about the budget or they're terrible at spending money

Tits too fucking small, yikes

OH VALLEY OF PLENTY
OOOHHH

That's a youtube thumbnail, isn't it?

Come back when you learn to bathe instead of splashing perfume and staring the plague

Who's that girl? Couldn't be Triss.

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How Geralt meets Yen the very first time:
>Stumbles upon bedroom, accidentally wakes her up
>Who are you what are you doing here?
>"Which one would you prefer I answer first? (sarcastically)
>Yen shoots out a fucking magic bolt that would have taken any other man's head off but Geralt dodges it in time

How Geralt and Yen meet for the first time in Netflicks version:
>see, they're having an ORGY, just like Game of Thrones! BOOBS AND PENISES, and Yen is wearing a mask! She has all the power! SEXUALITEEEEYUHHHH

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It’s netflix. What did you expect? Good writing? Lmao.

I don't care about anything else in the show apart from her

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>repeats the same dumb line about flowers for the 20th time
I want to find whoever wrote that quip for somehow thinking it was deep or clever and punch him/her in the jugular repeatedly

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How fucking hard is it when you have beloved source material and 8 episodes to work with? Just copy the books, trim the dialogue fat, cheap out on big battles to save money and BAM, you have a GoT season 1 quality show.

They don’t care about the source material.
>cheap out on big battles
They first 2 books have 0 battles. Netflix forced the ugly cheap battles anyway.

She will die as a pathetic and useless coward.

It seems they REALLY wanted stronk female characters, so they just fucked up the timeline and story to give Yenn and Ciri as much screen time as Geralt.

I will never not be mad about how they handled Brokilon.

I watched the first episode. More faithful than I thought it would be, but also trying so fucking hard to be the next Game of Thrones that I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved. The stuff they mostly copy over directly from the books is fine, but everything else is so paint by numbers and they want to jump right into the massive global conflict before you have time to give a fuck about anyone. Acting is generally weak as well. The most fun I had was watching how hard the director was trying to hide the nutsack armor throughout the whole episode.

>budget was nonexistent so Yen did a total of two different "spells" the entire show, while her only major combat role was spent dual wielding swords

This looks so bad, it reminds of that 90s Hercules tv show.

>clearly spend time and effort on the Blaviken fight
>Fight in dragon lair is CW-tier

No, it’s worse and it’s 100% serious.

When a humble black
Graced a free ride along
With Tax Payer money
Along came this song

From when the Black man fought
With his silver tongued lawyer's
his army of Jews
"The White Race Destroyers"

They came after me
with masterful deceit
Feminized my son
And corrupted my seed

While the ugly nig
sucked the governments teat
And so cried the Jew
Subversion, complete

Toss a coin to a nigger
O'Valley of Whitey
O'Valley of Whitey
Ohhh Oh

Toss a coin to a nigger
The fall of western society

Best country in the world
But not for long you turd
The Shitskins will rape you
Jews wont keep their word

With every drop of seed
Since all the slaves were freed
"We'll batter the white man
And leave him to bleed"

"We wiped out your best
Not a pure white left."
We've conquered the Free World
So give us the rest!

That's my scary song
But one thing I got wrong
The Jews may yet be beaten
It's up to you, son!

Keep your coins from the Jewry
O'Valley of Whitey
O'Valley of Whitey

Keep your coins from the Jewry
The End of Humanity

>CW tier
holy shit that described my qualms with that horrendous scene perfectly

>They came after me
>with masterful deceit

Not changing this lyrics proves this song is epic

Didn't take any risks so it was decent but not great, I give it an IGN 9 out of 10.

>IGN 9 out of 10.
1 out of 10?

Most of the hype about this shit was not organic