Bros, I think this game is making me want to go to a hostess club wtf

Fuck that, why not just go to destitute housholds and pay poor hot milfs to have sex?

b-because I'm paying them...

>Kiwami hater so stupid he can't even tell the games apart
This shit writes itself

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This

Dunno. Geishas (original hostess) were forced to know everything. From casual conversations, hobbies, history to politics.

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLLLLL~

based

>that time i had to start speaking about ww1 to fill in silence on a date

Hypothetically speaking, would a hostess listen to me talk about my favorite anime? Would she start asking questions and getting immersed in the conversation just to pretend she's interested? If yes, then I can see the appeal

If history class taught me anything, it's that working Hitler into a conversation is a recipe for success.

>mfw watching Ai take BBC after a yakuza session

have fun throwing your money away

I've been to a few IRL, it's kind of shit
you basically pay a hostess to sit with you and drink half the beer you order and eat half the food you order

only went because I was with a friend, still felt like a cuck afterwards because it's not like it will actually lead to anything with the hostess

I tried to enter a bunny club in susukino when I was sapporo. They wouldn't even let me in.

Did you try disguising yourself as a japanese man?

I hope you're joking for your sake but I suspect you aren't.

Same. Marina too. Makes the cuckolding feel more real

why are Japs so meam to gaijins, bros...

Worse, I'm Chinese.

>Pay for them to eat and drink
>Listen to them talk about their problems and try to make them feel better
What do the Yakuza protagonists get out of this?

gamerscore

they'll let you in if you stop spreading covid-19

They are paid to smile and nod, so yes. Anything to keep you talking, which will get your thirsty, which will make you order more drinks

Or, he can learn game and have endless conversations with almost any girl he chooses

Does she do the voice too? I thought it was a seiyuu. It sounds too cute to be a JAV actress

I don't understand the appeal of game. It would take almost the same amount of effort (maybe a little more) to just clean up your act and get a girlfriend you properly liked who would have just as much sex with you and would also have conversations with you that you cared about.

More money.

People who visit hostess bars are insane

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true

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no, they're just lonely. you posted an employee

>bruh one single person did some horrific shit some months ago last year
>perfect example for an entire group of people
retarded child you

You actually have that much money?

hostess clubs seem to be for cucks. why would you pay to talk to a woman? they're annoying and usually shitty human beings. easily the worst part of any yakuza game

What?
This is just a crazy girlfriend who found a picture of another woman on the dudes phone

lonely old faggots who know the only women he can get attention from are gold diggers

God I wish that were me

truly wholesome post.

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If the caveat here is that the conversation is supposed to be with "a beautiful lady" then their bodies ARE the product. They must be beautiful otherwise I'm not going to spend money to have them pretend to flirt with me.

>buying a prostitute that you can't even fuck
For what fucking reason?

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Same reason egirls let you pay them to pretend to be your gf (and I am not joking about that): people are lonely and crave affection.
>tfw schizoid
>tfw don't need people about 90% of the time
>tfw have e-friends for when I do

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>bro why aren't people buying shark cards with me
>BRO WHY
>STOP PLAYING YAKUZA YOU WEEEEEB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Truth(tm)

yooo I can't decide on this game is it worth 5 bucks? wacky Japanese game is needed in my life but I'm worried there's too much visual novel reading

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You'll get more bang for your buck if you hire a hooker

>yooo
into the trash

I can't decide on this game is it worth 5 bucks? An offbeat Japanese game would be appealing but I'm concerned about it being a visual novel first and foremost

Y0 is $5? wtf, clocked 150 hours on it and still haven't 100% it.

yes on steam. I refunded grim dawn so I guess I should just pick it up with that

Well yeah I'd say it's a lot of content for $5, though do know that my 150 hours is due to me using walk mode 90% of the game.

incel spotted