Half Life Alyx has been broken
Cope Seethe Dial 8 Sneed Formerly Chucks
Damn, I guess I'm going to cancel my Index order now
Kliksphilip made me question my sexuality
the thing he's exploring is the vr equivalent of a wallpaper, its just 3d model not the actual game
HAHAHAHAHA I WONDER HOW MANY HALF LIFE FANS NECKED WHEN THEY SEEN THIS ABSOLUTE MESS THEY'VE WAITED OVER A DECADE FOR
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING SHITSHOW HOW DO HALF LIFE FAGS EVEN EXIST ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
fuck off poorfag
real good bait man you really did it this time
is this real cope?
that's not HL:A you monkey it's just an environment you can fuck around in in SteamVR.
This picture gave me motivation to lift weights
>half fuckin life 2 tier graphics
>invisible rooftops
>blurrly textures
OH NO NO NO NO
fuck off poorfag
I can't imagine how smelly and autistic you'd need to be to do these sorts of mental gymnastics. Do you actually say this looks good to people?
fuck off poorfag
seethe and cope pcbro, you couldn't pay me to play this. Also you might be have autism you keep typing the same thing as if it takes any effort for me to reply to you each time laughing harder.
fuck off poorfag
I know this is bait but it's not a game, it's SteamVR
wow, half-life: alyx is broken dogshit
who knew after all valve has done recently
What do you get out of it?
fuck off poorfag
Image being poor in 2020 Lmao
(you)'s
I've been breaking it since yesterday since I can freeroam around. It's really fun seeing how it looks under the hood.
Still can't figure out how to enable sound though
The faggot wasted his time since you can do the same shit but with a keyboard and mouse
this is some lucid black hole fever dream LSD shit, if I only I wasnt so poor :(
VR USERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOLY FUCK THIS SURE IS EMBARRASING TO LOOK AT
Actively killing this board. Shouldn't you be in school user?
>498440082
Why are you skipping school? You're already failing, you don't need to miss the test today.
Cope dilate and seethe vrtranny
fuck off poorfag
>i-if I tell them that I'm laughing, they'll n-never know how angry I am! I'm so smart!
lol
That's not the game, that's a static environment where the most interactivity that is possible is picking up a can
You could literally do this in any source engine game with quicksave/load
Its true to its heritage
>We still have a month of anti-HL shills
Honestly everything about HL:Alyx discussion sucks massive balls. I have my own dislike for the game (mostly because it looks it has a low gameplay quality for an actual game, VR being a new medium doesn't give devs a free pass to make low effort games) but so far every discussion is people parroting retarded shit and namecalling each other, this is counterproductive.
You think this will be over when HL:A releases?
Just you wait until they spam every thread about some fork model not having enough polygons or something
HL2 wouldn't look any good either if all we'd been shown of it is parts of Route Kanal
Welcome to post goober gayt Yas Forums
the "if you don't buy my game you're poor" marketing strategy is paying off
how do you achieve this aesthetic
>noclip
oh noooo it's ruined
ha ha ha shiet game how will halfies ever recover etc etc
Can't wait to see this game fucking fail and burn hahaha
What will you do if it doesn't
HAHA OHNONONONONO HALF LIFE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
no it WILL this is literally the next TORtanic you stupid IDIOT
yup, they literally have no other arguments.
they can't even call you "incel" or tell you to "have sex" with space in their home dedicated to this sex repellant.
sunk cost fallacy at its finest.
I will shitpost the game so hard it creates a "flop narrative" fitting only this place. Don't worry I got plenty of free time and ips. Your days are fucking numbered steamies, mark my fucking words.
What am I looking at? It just looks like someone fucking around in a map.
I thought it wasn't out yet anyway?
This is a good representation of the sheer amount of shitposters and/or idiots that browse this board.
Remember this the next time you're in a thread for a thing you like and are thinking "Is he actually this retarded?"
Holy shit, what a fucking embarrassment.
Half Life Alyx is TORtanic 2.0
only poor people hate vr though
people who own vr are either disappointed in it's current state or jerk off to the insane variety of porn and porn games available
Fuck off poor, you're just jelly because you can't experience this masterpiece.
>insane variety of porn games available
Name 5
falseflag royalty in this thread
Pretending to be retarded is just being retarded
>NO YOU CAN'T HATE HALF LIFE ALYX YOU MUST BE PRETENDING
If you want a safe space you can go to Reddit you fucking faggot
>don't want to buy last gen vr like the retards ITT did
>next gen vr won't come out for 2-3 years now because of corona chan induced hardware shortages
sad
depends on your tastes, there's normalfag pornstar hubs, doll posers, illusion games with vr mods basically anything you could normally look at but in front of you life size
Only one type of fags in this fuckinb board mention TORtanic.
I know why you did it.
You know why you did it.
And it makes you a retard.
>pornstar hubs, doll posers, illusion games with vr mods
So when you said "VR porn games" you meant "VR mods for non-VR games" and "VR non-games".
If it's functionally in VR what is your argument? There are posers and creators built only for vr and some that have vr modded into it. Not sure what you're expecting?
When you're more invested in hating a game than other people are in liking it, you may need to take your meds
Go back to /r/HalfLife
Can you be my reddit sherpa? You seem to know a lot about it.
being a schizo poorfag must be depressing, how have you not killed yourself being an actual thirdworlder who can't enjoy every aspect that his hobby has to offer?
I don't go there you cum guzzler. Goodbye now, you can leave if you want a safe space free of criticism
no im a NEET
But no really, you should go back