>Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he? I actually have experience myself when it comes to losing control of one's own body. By the way did I ever tell you about how two Japanese twinks crossed multiple continents just to fuck me in the ass? They paralyzed my entire body with mysterious rape magic because I wasn't teaching them enough about killing vampires. I was raped and molested over my entire body for hours Richter, or at least it felt like. When one of them was done pounding me in the ass they proceeded to put me strange magical BDSM wire around my entire body that seered my skin and they tried to stab me to death. My ass has never felt as sore as it did that day Richter, I was in Bloody Tears, I'm still traumatized by it as we speak. It didn't help this happened only months after your ancestors helped me commit patricide. Anyways, lucky for me I finally remembered I had a magical sword in the nick of time and slit both their throats. Then I proceeded to impale them both through their asses with pikes like they did to me. I think my mother would have been very proud.
Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he...
Why do these western anime designs look even gayer than Japanese anime designs?
Because western animations are gayer than Japanese ones
>I was in Bloody Tears
Don't worry mate, Maria will always be there for you, no matter what.
I guess. Usually with anime stuff the Male designs are queer as fuck but the female designs are straignt as fuck so it evens out, but for some reason theres something “off” about these castlevania girls.
>and they were good friends
Holy shit was this actually in the show?
>I was in Bloody Tears
No you fucking retard its not that damn edgy.
Shaft is going to fuck Richter if the show ever gets that far isn't he
Shaft will just be a floating rape penis if this show gets that far.
They are cowards who won't do a castlevania story so they'll never step away from the the mcs they have before canceled
>And they were good friends.
but they weren't he knew them for 10 minutes before they raped him
Alucard getting buttfucked is legit in the show.
Yes
Seriously? I need to see that. Post it.
Alucard thinks they were good friends and that's all that matters.
>wot de fuck is dat???????
WHY DID THEY DO THIS?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Any footage? That could be anyone judging by that pic.
oh look now he has something in common with Guts
I used to think the SJW and inclusion bullshit was just a meme but the more I see of this stupid ass show the more I believe it.
>Lesbian Vampires, who are also not white
>Yaaas Qweeen Vampires
>Alucard getting buttfucked
>Mary Sue Isaac
>Hector, a white male, completely immasculated at every single opportunity
>Sypha making Trevor look like a god damn jobber
>Every darkie is wise, calm and collected
>Every white person is some sperglord who kills kids
This show is a clusterfuck honestly. Regardless of that SJW bullshit, it's filled to the brim with atrocious pacing. How many plot threads are there in season 3? Trevor/Sypha with Saint Germain. Alucard, Vampires/Hector, and Isaac. It's all over the place. Theres 4 individual plot threads, that are not even fucking connected in a meaningful way.
I half bet that Sypha and Trevor don't even go to kill the vampire qweens next season. This show is a fucking tragedy.
>NOOOO NOT THE WOMEN AND MINORITIES THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE
Netflix is absolutely based
Have sex. Seriously though, its an American show in 2020. What did you expect?
So does he actually get raped or are you fags just memeing?
I'm sorry. I didnt believe it at first either. Do yourself a favor and leave now. Don't let these netflix kikes ruin the character.
AHEM, fuck women and fuck minorities.
He actually gets fucked in the ass, user. The memeing is just an extension of that fact
Worse, he enjoys it...
>I was in Bloody Tears
How does it feel to lose the culture war
How does it feel to watch everything you love ripped from your hands and desecrated?
Are you upset? Are you gonna go shoot up an elementary school now?
He cries though
Nice try, FBI. You can't win. Biden is a fucking failure.
b8
I'm here to see Alucard plowed. Post the scene.
Trump's been in office for four years now, and yet what has he accomplished for you? All your favorite things are more woke than ever, and there's nothing that you can do to stop it.
So is the show out or what?
Is Alucard gay now? Is Trevor still alright?
He killed the TPP and woke things have been going broke all over the place. Now, take your political posting out of Yas Forums.
Have you come out to your parents yet?
have sex
>woke things have been going broke all over the place
and yet on Yas Forums all you hear is about how every new game is woke, how the SJWs are still infesting vidya. It's all slipping through your fingers.
I still have 2nd amendment rights amd the supreme court is pro 2A. Literally all that matters.
you should expect anything coming out of the west these days to be of this quality, or worse
Because knowing konami, they will cancel this after a while like do all their outsourced projects
What is w*st's major malfunction? And don't you niggers dare to post 'le subversion man".
You really think i would pollute my hard drive with that?
great argument
I think I'll watch some anime instead.
>So is the show out or what?
in the newest season of Castlevania on Netflix Alucard basically got fucked by two Japanese people (one girl and one boy) that he was trying to befriend for days afterward they betray his trust and try to kill him only for Alucard to kill them by cutting there slitting throats.
>Is Alucard gay now?
more like Bi since he fucked a woman while a dude was up his ass.
>Is Trevor still alright?
Yeah, he is perfectly fine right now.
You're losing a war that can't be fought with guns. The only thing your gun will be useful for is finally putting a bullet into your brain
No denying that youre FBI eh? You can't scare us you glow in the dark nigger.
how the fuck are there 6 castlevania threads
what are you lunatics doing to this series, i actually enjoyed the fact it was dead to modern Yas Forums
All I see are suiciding trannies and bernouts. Doesnt look like I'm losing anything. You should try looking outside your coastal bubble sometime. You'll find a different world.
Blame Konami for not making a real castlevania game in over a decade at this point, now all that's left is the netflix show and some shitty mobile games.
All I need to do is look at Yas Forums
You are blowing this WAY out of porpotion. Germain is cool and collected. The vampire lesbians makes sense when you consider that they are litteraly immortal sexual (yes, it's not just twilight bullshit, look it up) beings that are probably bored out of their fucking minds on "normal" stuff (one of the sisters even hints at it early on in the season). The Gary Stu (Issac) character is litteraly a pshycotic nigger muslim that just wants to kill everything.
This is not to say that the series has no faults, but trying to paint all of them as SJW bullshit is just false.
It’s filth, dude.
My biggest issue with the series is that it's just GoT with vampires and the actual Castlevania iconography feels loose at best.
The only character who was somewhat close to the original was Dracula but he's gone now so it's even more focused on boring vampire GoT shit.
What's the big deal?
>Germain
not that user but, wait they had the balls to put saint germain in?
>watches a netflix show
>gets surprised by the poz
is there a name for this kind of mental disorder
What's being described, yeah.
The actual speech from OP? No.
involuntary celibacy
they are drawn by ACTUAL gays and tr*nnies, not just people who fetishise them like the japs
Being raped was what started Guts' character.
This is already developed Alucard. This rape has no right being.
Castlevania was the first Netflix original I've ever watched, so all the pozzed shit actually did take me by surprise
>Sypha making Trevor look like a god damn jobber
Everyone made Trevor look like shit in CV3.
he gets fucked in the ass yeah
Yeah. He cries Bloody Tears
are you smoking crack?
What's going on at Konami?
Why did they stop making games?
I tried watching it but there were too many brown characters
I just skipped to the last battle in S2 which was pretty well animated. though they used a music track from the games, that was pretty cringe
>people are surprised that alucard took it up the ass
Cope and seethe. Dilate
>fan-favorite character from a long-running franchise is literally raped by generic donut steel vampires
Okay Ellis we get it, you don't like Castlevania
Kojima proved making games is less profitable than pachinko.
Kojima made massive debt and konami realized that making shitty mobile games and low effort outsourced crap is more profitable then actual effort in vidya
those are fucking badass, homo
who is the fucking girl in the twisted librery inside the dimension tunnel?
also, granfalloon was kino as fuck
I'm interested in this.
because in this case it was based off a japanese artist that draws extremely gay shit even for japanese standards
>people acting like anything Netflix does actually matters
Any excuse to shitpost I suppose. I'll give it a week before you move on like you did with Netflix Witcher.
tehy're drawn by a fujo so no