What are you cunts playing?

got a licence for that post?

hey mate you wont see me debating any of this shit and i live in this toilet paperless wasteland formerly known as australia

Australia sounds pretty based. Fuck smokers, gunfags and drunks.

got any spare shitter paper, mates?

lmao not even canada is this cucked holy shit

Time to go bidet.

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strewth, getting a cold blast of water up me arse doesnt sound so bad after all

Dad came home with some rolls this arvo, I think we may last the weekend.

How much toilet paper are you fat fucks going through a day that you're worried about shortages?

Quality samefagging.

I'm having bat soup for dindin

Idk dude I'm just buying it because I like really spicy food. This shit isn't gonna stop me from eating hot tacos.

based didn't even bother samefag

Why the fuck are boomers stockpiling toilet paper? Coronavirus is a respiratory disease, not a gastrointestinal one.

They plan on isolating themselves to make sure they don't catch it, so they're buying up necessaties. Even some foods are selling out entirely because of boomers or worried mothers buying up everything.

As it was explained to me people are in a panic because the two companies that manufacture toilet paper in Japan announced there may be a shortage (in Japan, that is) because they were switching over to manufacturing face masks. Some retards here got the inkling the same thing might happen here so they've been panic buying before the shortage becomes "official", even though it won't because our supply of TP has nothing to do with what's happening in Japan.

bout to leave for the gym,gonna come home and watch the last 4 LOTGH eps and play halo with the mates

On my last 2 rolls. Looking forward to starting up the shower every time I need to shit.

Because they are retarded motherfuckers that got swept up in the narrative being memed online.

Exactly. We produce our own toilet paper and companies are now running over time to keep up with demand.

Take a shit at the gym and use up their toilet paper. Godspeed user.

Retards think it's time to start stockpiling so they can isolate themselves even though there's only 60 cases in the country.

People are stockpiling food but it isn't at the "shelves are bare" stage that TP is.
Is retarded but I believe it.

Stupid goddamn motherfuckers buying up all the shit because they are scared of shortages when it is they themselves that are responsible for creating the shortage.

>Average Australian uses 57 sheets of toilet paper a day
Do people really need that much
Like, what are you eating?
My poop is always a 1-2 on the stool chart, so I rarely need to wipe.

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This but also now people are stockpiling toilet paper because their scared of the shortage itself, meaning it's going to go on even longer until doomers are satisfied with their mountains of hoarded paper.

Dropping the missus off at work than a lil ERP on Garry's Mod Auschwitz RP servers.

It's the chinese citizen stockpiling this crap to sell to china. But you can only get 2-3x what you paid for.

They are thinking it's going to be another P2 masks sale where you could get up to 10x what you paid for

>be me 2 years ago
>caught some virus, forget what but it last for two weeks
>constantly shitting and vomiting all day every day
>ran out of tp so used to just stand in the shower and diarrhea shit all over myself and vomit in there
>did that all day every day until i finally got too fucked up and had to go to hospital

Fucking worst two weeks I ever had. I was actually at the point of wanting to an hero just to make it stop.

Btw I'm currently replaying STALKER SoC, fun as fuck game.

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I am so sick of this virus shit int he news, it's basically a common cold going around that will kill some old people who cares goddamn.

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>haven't been able to buy toilet paper for a week because everyone's sold out and keeps buying 50 rolls at a time.
>just been shitting in the yard and using newspaper/messenger/catalogs
#neetlyfe

just fucking shower

God I hate the Insectoids.

Sounds kind of liberating desu.

>Hitlers friend has been released from jail

Dusted off KotOR 2, sitting on my nicely wiped bum and trying to make the most OP exile that I can

People are unironically buying and selling toilet paper on eBay for jacked up prices. Go check it out, it's unbelievable.

It can cause permanent lung damage and there's two strands you can catch simultaneously.

In what way? Shitting and vomiting all over myself in the shower was funny the first time but it stopped being funny after the third or fourth time.

Based. I still have my copy somewhere, it's a CD-rom that takes something like 4 or 5 discs to install doesn't it?

I know, but no one is going to pay $1000 bucks for toilet paper unless its a joke bid.

What I do hope with this coronavirus is it takes out Koshi I really hate his guts. Him and the chinese community in sydney but he is higher on my list of people I hate

trying to stock up on tp

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A few have sold for about $60 or so.

It's more dangerous than a common cold (it has a similar mortality rate to the Spanish flu which killed millions of people in 1918-1919).
The mass hysteria is maybe a little over the top but it's a significant thing.

I bought one packet of TP today after days of looking because I'm literally out of it and the fucking looks I was getting. Every boomer I walked past was glaring at me

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You just know that place is owned by Chinese.

I got some today with my mate. I walked around with it in my hands and just kept saying to my mate "can you believe i got the last one?" as I passed by boomers. We had a good laugh at the seething looks we got.

SCPSL
Dance Party in Peanut's room lads

>it can cause permanent damage
it's only been a few months lmfao not even enough time to conclude such things. Influenza can cause permanent damage it doesn't really say much.

>A few have sold for about $60 or so.

damn didn't think anyone would buy it for $60. I believe you know more than me about chinese price gouging I hope they just screwed the chinese and not australians

Got to admit, the Chinese certainly know how to work that hustle

FF7, no idea why i am trying to play it since everytime i have i get burnt out by the time i get yufie in the group and drop it

Insectoid culture is all about running a hustle on your fellow citizen and scamming them as much as possible. It's the other persons fault for allowing themselves to be taken advantage of while you are a noble, virtuous citizen.

I refuse to believe any Australian would be that retarded. I didn't think it would be chinese doing it though but it would explain why I saw some asian lady today buy 40 packs of the stuff.

Well, they can hustle their own I guess, since I doubt any of us are paying $60 for something we literally wipe our asses with.

Was just shopping around online and found out that heaps of expensive respirators are out of stock. I feel like chinks are buying all of them and preparing to jack the prices up soon. Funny part is those companies are probably working around the clock right now making new ones.

Hey, laws to protect people because 90% of human beings are retards. Censorship stuff is bullshit though. Enjoy your bootstraps or whatever if you are an American (I assume you are because you gave so many dumb shits to actually put this list together).

to busy killing bush fires, spiders and kangaroos.

Lucky its not emu season m8

so i met this girl called hex in a bar last night lads
you'll never believe what she let me do to her while at the bar

Check out the sold section on eBay.

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Go stick your nose up a chinaman's ass and tell me how good that corona feels

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Three Houses atm
Going out with the boys later

We've all had her John.

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If I had to guess it's a guy's friend buying it. Rookie runescape scam

I'm not going to waste 50 litres of water every time I need to wipe my ass faggot.

There's a lot being sold though, I'd be surprised if all of them were fake.

Who else wetwipes masterrace? They're not flushable so I just chuck them in the bin outside. But damn if my ass doesn't feel clean.

Does anybody actually watch the basketball on SBS2? At least it isn't imported Viceland programming but goddamn has SBS fallen a long way. Original SBS2 was fantastic.

Just bought the Yakuza bundle yesterday since it's on sale. Playing through 0 right now.

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