"I'm gonna rip out your neck and shit down your head, and I'm full of shit"
~The Dukester
ITT: Duke Nukem Quotes
Joshua Campbell
Ayden Rodriguez
DAMN
Michael Reed
imagine the smell
William Sanchez
“It’s time to chew ass”
~Dick Kickem
Brody Martinez
"My cock's a rock and I've got the rockcrusher."
-Cock Sockem
Henry Cruz
Eat, shit, and die.
Jack Diaz
Imma rick ya tongue out
AND LICK MY ASS WIT IT
Jack Peterson
It’s time to suck dick and drink Bawls, and I’m all out of cum
Andrew Cruz
fuck year
Dylan Allen
"Every game character I make fun of lasts longer in the industry than I do"
~Adam Atomic
Zachary Martin
I'll make the holocaust look like a joke, which it is.
Jose Campbell
And I'm all out of ass
Alexander Brown
"I'm gonna kick some bubblegums and chew gum, and i'm already out of cum"
-bob
Colton Gutierrez
"My last game came out faster than Yandere Simulator"
-Duki Nuki
Wyatt Baker
"wow I'm pretty good"
-dock nuke
Matthew Mitchell
I'M (PIC RELATED)
Jaxon Howard
"Get off vent or I'll have you bent"
Jackson Reed
Babe it's 4pm! time for your dick flattening!
Wyatt Long
"It's past my bedtime and I'm already sleep-deprived"
Cameron Jackson
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
Ayden Gomez
"suck my dick"
-Rib Hannah Nucken
Lucas Nguyen
"Traps aren't gay"
~John St John, as The Dukinator.
Gavin Anderson
Austin Clark
"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS"
-Pant Shittem
Luis Ramirez
Christopher Ward
Austin Jenkins
SCRRRRATCH
GRRRROUNDER
Ian Cook
FUCK
-Zinaba Vipernarium
Jaxson Reyes
Samuel Russell
"buy nvidia"
-dick kickem, 2008
Kayden Parker
"Finder. Disk Utility."
Henry Nelson
hearty kek fukken saved
Carter Parker
thank you for this user
Jeremiah Myers
God MK9 threads were so long ago now.
Jose Lee
Connor Morris
"i'm gonna steal your balls"
-Earl Bombem
Gavin Edwards
kek
Zachary Hernandez
"Duke Nukem"
-Dukem Nuke
Adam Jackson
"Damn, I'm full of ass"
-Dook Nouk Kem
Eli Williams
Jeremiah Gomez
"I'm gonna shit.
AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHhhhh, much better."
-Cock Suckem
Caleb Evans
“POINTER”
Colton Reed
THOSE ALIEN BALLS ARE GONNA SHIT FOR PISSING UP MY NECK
-Man Explosion
Kayden Perry
"do you happen to have bubblegum to spare? I just ran out of mine"
-Cuck Dockem
Brayden Young
It's time to kick BALLS and chew shit
Brandon Myers
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I have bubblegum"
-Richard Kickthem
Joshua Hall
"There are 25 letters in the alphabet; I'm taking U out"
Duckward Newchaim
Nathaniel Garcia
now thats a sweet ass
Michael Richardson
FART
Luis Perry
"I'm here to kick gum and chew bubble, and I'm all outta kick"
Dockward Nibblem
Aiden Lee
he never said this
Wyatt James
"Die"
-John
Caleb Collins
"You are an ass"
Buck Blowem
Hunter Price
those are all real quotes from the game, go replay it
Anthony Cook
"Those alien bastards are gonna pay a million dollars for shooting up my ride"
Julian Hernandez
"I'm here to work hard and improve my community, but it's all full of niggers."
-Darren Lynchum
Adam Moore
"my balls hurt"
-Nuke Dicker
Robert Sanchez
yeah okay zoomer
Landon Robinson
I'll rip your pants off and suck it down!
-Cuck Suckem
Evan Nguyen
Those alien bastards circumcised me!
Kayden Cook
It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
-Duke Nukem while working at the Germany's deathcamps
Angel Morris
based
Niggers Tongue My Anus - DUEOK KOCKKEM