Alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci

>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci
>link is an effeminate crossdressing twink trap
>cloud is one as well who did so in order to secretly flirt with men

wtf is happening to all of gaming's greatest male characters Yas Forums?

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>netflix

fujos

we warned you, Yas Forums, we fucking warned you

Serves you right for liking weebshit

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>warned

Fujos are making my dreams come true.

faggots. This is what happens when you let faggots into society.
Good job pussies, you ruined everything.

I don't know but I like it

>episode of show gets released
>everything is ruined
How do survive the winter?

How do survive the winter?
I am Florida Man, faggot.
this ain't the first instance, faggot, and it certainly won't be the last since you failure of human beings are allowed to ruin other people's good work.

>alucard is now a gay bottom
no one but fujos really care about Alucard and they're rejoicing right now

everybody knows the ideal straight man looks like Trevor anyway

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no one cares about trevor. symphony of the night was the greatest castlevania game ever.

SotNiggers get off my board, sotn was the end of the series, no classicvanias after it released, and all the metroid-likes were shittier than sotn somehow. Castlevania fucking died after sotn.

get out of my way
this is how a real man looks like

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>Serves you right for liking weebshit

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>ruined

I love SOTN, i'm only saying Trevor has the ideal straight male's looks. Richter also looks much better than Alucard

Alucard only really looks great according to fujos

>Simon
Knight Simon is kinda generic, Barbarian Simon is a childish design like Kratos, Conan and Broly, it's made to impress kids, while his ginger version is fujobait. both the barbarian and ginger versions of the character would also fit in Village People.

I still maintain this position: Trevor has the ideal straight male looks, Steins;Gate's Luka Urushibara has the ideal gay male looks

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Cloud being a one-time crossdresser isn't new.

wrong, alucard is better
fuck you, fuck trevor, fuck fujos, fuck netflix, fuck mirian from bloodstained's crystallized pussy and fuck jannys

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>Anime loving weebs are wojakposting Redditors
Why am I not surprised, go back to r/anime with your trash

this scene is

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How dare you talk shit about kojima's art you fucking nigger

he got gangbanged in a hot tub dude

>wrong, alucard is better
mogged by long-haired Richter in his own game

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Had to deal with it a ton with SMT. Fujos are no joke and should be bullied out of everything.

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>frogposter
>wojakposter
go back

Kratos from GoW was "revealed" as a raging bisexual by david jaffe in the twitter exclusive sequel as well
games are just something for AIDS pozzed tranny "nerds" now

I mean, he's from Ancient Greece. It comes with the territory.

P E R F E C T I O N

>wtf is happening to all of gaming's greatest male characters Yas Forums?
They're getting better. Girls are gay, I'd rather have cute boi in my vidya gayman.

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>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci
Sauce

>spartan
>not gay
come on man, ancient sparta was like if pizzagate was a country

t. fujo

Bisexuality was pretty common outside of Semetic and Middle Eastern areas until the advent of Christianity
Ancient dudes were pretty horny

Shhh, this is a conservative recruitment advert/post. Let the Americans ruin their country. It'll help everyone else.

To be fair, Link's been effeminate for decades. And don't quote that scene from Twilight Princess, either, since Link's build in BOTW is almost identical.
Link was intentionally designed in OOT to appear gender neutral so players of any gender can easily self-insert. Aonuma said this. He crossdresses and acts feminine to sneak into Gerudo Town, and does just as many masculine acts when around the Goron brothers.
Cloud's crossdressing is played as a joke in the original.

Alucard was ruined, though.

in rome you would be considered totally fine as long as you weren't a bottom

That’s weird cuz one of the games had a mini game where you exclusively fuck women... it’s like there’s an agenda behind it all, but probably not right?

Yep
People didn't have as much of a problem with homosexuality as much as they did men degrading themselves.

she is good, but she isn't perfect. try to defend this design.

>ancient greek
what's so absurd about it?

both of those characters have ideal gay male bodies

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Those minigames were a product of the time. I can tell you right now that if a game dared to be like OG God of War, it'd either skip the sex minigame entirely or put men and women both in there in varying shapes and sizes and age groups.

>Cloud's crossdressing is played as a joke in the original.
This

He takes it up the ass by a group of burly body builders in a hot tub after crossdressing for them. In the 90's that kind of thing was amusing, even in a hero. Today everyone wants to be a nazi.

I want trevor to love alucard!

>>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci
What the fuck happened? Is this from the new season of the Netflix show or something? I honestly thought the first two seasons were good, but them killing off Dracula already made me kind of skeptical of them just running with the vampire slut

Adventure Rebirth and Bloodstained CotM if that counts came out afterwards and they were great so Classicvanias weren't quite dead. Also most of the metroidvania games released after SotN shat all over it.

Gay agenda isn't real they said, they won't come for our videogames they said.
And look at them now.

I know but he didn't seem to be a fan of crossdressing given his reaction to having to do it in FF7. Besides isn't that scene optional? Also
>Today everyone wants to be a nazi.
But I don't want to be them? Look I don't hate gays or jews.

Post some porno of these three, maybe link sauces too

Don't you think you're overreacting a bit? When Bugs Bunny dressed up as a princess and seduced men no one bats an eye, but if Japan did a joke like that people would be pulling their hair out thinking they're trying to normalize crossdressing

Netflix is Japanese? Didn't know that.

There are screenshots of him literally having sex with some guy

>reee why are the SJWs shoving crossdressing into everything
>why can't society be more like my viking ancestors, now those were real men!

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I JUST WANT MY PUSSY FILLED BY EFFEMINATE MEN
but no the faggots just had to ruin long hair on a straight man right

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Mentally ill people lived back then too, does this mean that we have to normalize their insanity?

The fuck are you going on about Netflix? Is this some funny meme you're trying to force?

Cloud also took dick during the group scene at the Honeybee

stop being retarded and weird just because a cartoon character had gay sex

Next time try reading the opening post before copy pasting the answers your boss gave you.

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No one cares about your off-topic first post, kill yourself

ITS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER ITS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER

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If you're a woman, why should I care about what you think?

You can't stop us

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>stop being retarded and weird just because a cartoon character had gay sex
nigger i'm pissed because a fictional male character can't look the least bit feminine anymore without the queers immediately making it a "g a y i c o n"
these characters aren't gay, they're not having gay sex canonly, it's just fucking dumb.

This is how link should look in botw2

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>But I don't want to be them?

Japanese art has always had what we Americans consider feminine-looking guys. Look at concept art for most older Eastern games before the late 90's explosion in the popularity of more modern American-associated manga art styles.

Link might have a legit argument, if this were 2005. Link has been pretty effeminate for a long time, as was said by And Cloud was gangfucked by a hot tub full of strong men after flirting with them and dressing up for them not just a dress, but panties too. The hot tub was optional, but it was never out of place, and was always there.

The entire point of this thread is to make idiots and the weak willed go from having 6% hatred of gays to 7%. If tactics were this obvious in a game Yas Forums would talk mad shit about how stupid the game was and how unbelievable the content was. Then they'd spam them constantly and edge that 6% to 7%, 7% to 8%.

Soon I've got assholes telling me a game about eco-terrorists saving the world from a gene-manipulating big energy company isn't political, but the scene that had one character being really gay, which was in the original, is too political and ruining game.

Yes, me fucking mad.

But the Witcher doesn’t fuck dudes.

>This is how link should look in botw2
oops wrong image my bad

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we can only hope.

who cares, ignore it if you dont like it. you prefer that character straight, so what if they prefer him gay?

Fuck you I like both so I'm happy either way

Alucard is in a threesome with a guy and a girl, and it's sort of implied that he might have taken it up the ass, though I have no idea how he might have done that since he's laying with his back on the bed
he totally got his dick sucked by both the guy and the girl though

your phone sir, it's been ringing non-stop for the past hour

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