>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci >link is an effeminate crossdressing twink trap >cloud is one as well who did so in order to secretly flirt with men
wtf is happening to all of gaming's greatest male characters Yas Forums?
faggots. This is what happens when you let faggots into society. Good job pussies, you ruined everything.
Levi Stewart
I don't know but I like it
Christopher Sanders
>episode of show gets released >everything is ruined How do survive the winter?
Jace Nelson
How do survive the winter? I am Florida Man, faggot. this ain't the first instance, faggot, and it certainly won't be the last since you failure of human beings are allowed to ruin other people's good work.
Owen Torres
>alucard is now a gay bottom no one but fujos really care about Alucard and they're rejoicing right now
everybody knows the ideal straight man looks like Trevor anyway
no one cares about trevor. symphony of the night was the greatest castlevania game ever.
Thomas Mitchell
SotNiggers get off my board, sotn was the end of the series, no classicvanias after it released, and all the metroid-likes were shittier than sotn somehow. Castlevania fucking died after sotn.
Thomas Davis
get out of my way this is how a real man looks like
I love SOTN, i'm only saying Trevor has the ideal straight male's looks. Richter also looks much better than Alucard
Alucard only really looks great according to fujos
>Simon Knight Simon is kinda generic, Barbarian Simon is a childish design like Kratos, Conan and Broly, it's made to impress kids, while his ginger version is fujobait. both the barbarian and ginger versions of the character would also fit in Village People.
I still maintain this position: Trevor has the ideal straight male looks, Steins;Gate's Luka Urushibara has the ideal gay male looks
Kratos from GoW was "revealed" as a raging bisexual by david jaffe in the twitter exclusive sequel as well games are just something for AIDS pozzed tranny "nerds" now
Connor Garcia
I mean, he's from Ancient Greece. It comes with the territory.
Mason Lewis
P E R F E C T I O N
Carson Nelson
>wtf is happening to all of gaming's greatest male characters Yas Forums? They're getting better. Girls are gay, I'd rather have cute boi in my vidya gayman.
>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci Sauce
Ian Wilson
>spartan >not gay come on man, ancient sparta was like if pizzagate was a country
Lucas Brown
t. fujo
Isaac Wood
Bisexuality was pretty common outside of Semetic and Middle Eastern areas until the advent of Christianity Ancient dudes were pretty horny
Kayden Williams
Shhh, this is a conservative recruitment advert/post. Let the Americans ruin their country. It'll help everyone else.
Isaac Howard
To be fair, Link's been effeminate for decades. And don't quote that scene from Twilight Princess, either, since Link's build in BOTW is almost identical. Link was intentionally designed in OOT to appear gender neutral so players of any gender can easily self-insert. Aonuma said this. He crossdresses and acts feminine to sneak into Gerudo Town, and does just as many masculine acts when around the Goron brothers. Cloud's crossdressing is played as a joke in the original.
Alucard was ruined, though.
Joseph Cox
in rome you would be considered totally fine as long as you weren't a bottom
Jack Williams
That’s weird cuz one of the games had a mini game where you exclusively fuck women... it’s like there’s an agenda behind it all, but probably not right?
Eli Gomez
Yep People didn't have as much of a problem with homosexuality as much as they did men degrading themselves.
Julian Torres
she is good, but she isn't perfect. try to defend this design.
>ancient greek what's so absurd about it?
both of those characters have ideal gay male bodies
Those minigames were a product of the time. I can tell you right now that if a game dared to be like OG God of War, it'd either skip the sex minigame entirely or put men and women both in there in varying shapes and sizes and age groups.
Carson Collins
>Cloud's crossdressing is played as a joke in the original. This
Isaac Watson
He takes it up the ass by a group of burly body builders in a hot tub after crossdressing for them. In the 90's that kind of thing was amusing, even in a hero. Today everyone wants to be a nazi.
Ryan Reed
I want trevor to love alucard!
Parker Harris
>>alucard is now a gay bottom who gets fat cock shoved in his boipucci What the fuck happened? Is this from the new season of the Netflix show or something? I honestly thought the first two seasons were good, but them killing off Dracula already made me kind of skeptical of them just running with the vampire slut
William Gomez
Adventure Rebirth and Bloodstained CotM if that counts came out afterwards and they were great so Classicvanias weren't quite dead. Also most of the metroidvania games released after SotN shat all over it.
Elijah Phillips
Gay agenda isn't real they said, they won't come for our videogames they said. And look at them now.
Jason Russell
I know but he didn't seem to be a fan of crossdressing given his reaction to having to do it in FF7. Besides isn't that scene optional? Also >Today everyone wants to be a nazi. But I don't want to be them? Look I don't hate gays or jews.
Lucas Bailey
Post some porno of these three, maybe link sauces too
Asher Wright
Don't you think you're overreacting a bit? When Bugs Bunny dressed up as a princess and seduced men no one bats an eye, but if Japan did a joke like that people would be pulling their hair out thinking they're trying to normalize crossdressing
Caleb Reyes
Netflix is Japanese? Didn't know that.
Luis Perry
There are screenshots of him literally having sex with some guy
Thomas Brooks
>reee why are the SJWs shoving crossdressing into everything >why can't society be more like my viking ancestors, now those were real men!
>stop being retarded and weird just because a cartoon character had gay sex nigger i'm pissed because a fictional male character can't look the least bit feminine anymore without the queers immediately making it a "g a y i c o n" these characters aren't gay, they're not having gay sex canonly, it's just fucking dumb.
Japanese art has always had what we Americans consider feminine-looking guys. Look at concept art for most older Eastern games before the late 90's explosion in the popularity of more modern American-associated manga art styles.
Link might have a legit argument, if this were 2005. Link has been pretty effeminate for a long time, as was said by And Cloud was gangfucked by a hot tub full of strong men after flirting with them and dressing up for them not just a dress, but panties too. The hot tub was optional, but it was never out of place, and was always there.
The entire point of this thread is to make idiots and the weak willed go from having 6% hatred of gays to 7%. If tactics were this obvious in a game Yas Forums would talk mad shit about how stupid the game was and how unbelievable the content was. Then they'd spam them constantly and edge that 6% to 7%, 7% to 8%.
Soon I've got assholes telling me a game about eco-terrorists saving the world from a gene-manipulating big energy company isn't political, but the scene that had one character being really gay, which was in the original, is too political and ruining game.
Yes, me fucking mad.
Evan Davis
But the Witcher doesn’t fuck dudes.
Caleb Hall
>This is how link should look in botw2 oops wrong image my bad
who cares, ignore it if you dont like it. you prefer that character straight, so what if they prefer him gay?
Kayden Gray
Fuck you I like both so I'm happy either way
Cooper Martin
Alucard is in a threesome with a guy and a girl, and it's sort of implied that he might have taken it up the ass, though I have no idea how he might have done that since he's laying with his back on the bed he totally got his dick sucked by both the guy and the girl though
Ryan Gomez
your phone sir, it's been ringing non-stop for the past hour