MUST... Defend.... Edelgard Von Hresvelg... no matter the odds, no matter the numbers

MUST... Defend.... Edelgard Von Hresvelg... no matter the odds, no matter the numbers..

Until my last breath, Yas Forums, until my last breath.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

EDELGARD VON HRESVELG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

SHE CRITTED ON MY FUCKING FRIENDS

THAT'S RIGHT

SHE TOOK HER DASTARDLY AXE OUT AND CRITTED MY FUCKING FRIENDS, AND SHE SAID "I'll strike you down!" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING

SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON 4CHANNEL.ORG.
EDELGARD VON HRESVELG - YOU'RE A SLUT. YOU GET YOUR CUNT SLAMMED AS FREQUENT AS DOROTHEA EXCEPT TWICE AS MUCH.

AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY LANCE LOOKS LIKE

THAT'S RIGHT BABY
ALL POINTS, MORE KILLS, NO PUMMELS
LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BLADES AND A ROD

SHE CRITTED MY FRIENDS SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE ADRESTIAN EMPIRE.
THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER BLAIDDYD DICK.
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA FUCK THE ADRESTIAN EMPIRE, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M GONNA FUCK THE LEICESTER ALLIANCE!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CLAUDE, I'M FUCKING YOUR ALLIANCE YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE CUM DRRRRRRROPLLLETS FALL ON MARIANNE, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I FUCK YOU TOO.

Nintendo's Tifa.

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jej

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>Until my new waifu in the next FE game

fify

Poor man's Persona

Fire Emblem is more consistent with its entries releasing than Persona will ever be. By the time P6 even happens, we'll have probably already gotten a new game, and a remake or two.

ive never played this because im not a console peasant but i know edelgard did nothing wrong because people accuse her of things other people who did nothing wrong where accused of. These emotion fueled slanders are merely the cries of the status quo who don't want to pay for their crimes

I returned my game. Sorry the game sucks dude, get fucked.

The designs are second rate and look like they were done by first year university art majors. FE is leagues ahead better and far more aesthetically appealing.

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Going through Silver Snow, enjoying the game so far. Fuck Edelgard.

kill Kill KILL eheheheahahahaha

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She'll never fuck you. Also, she's lying about having a blitzkrieg using the full nation's resources on the Slitherers, she just wants to impose slavery and consolidate power.

She looks like she's ready to stab you in the back

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My focus is unparalleled!

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>she just wants to impose slavery and consolidate power.

Do Dimitrifags just make things up and imagine things? Makes sense since he speaks to himself a lot of times.

s-shut up SHUT UP

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She stomps on everyone's flags, crushes their nations for her own gain, and the way she ultimately deals with the Slitherers could have happened at any point and with far, far less bloodshed and suffering.

I love my wife.

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>Lady Rhea, I know you're a dragon because the clearly evil shapeshifting war criminals who have killed at least 2 of my relatives to replace them with sleeper agents and who abducted and murdered both mine and Lysithea's entire array of siblings to perfect their evil genetic experiments to make me into a human ICBM told me so
>This means you must die because the Church censoring things and lying about the Saints' origin is clearly the most evil thing in the world

i love her and her class

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>Attack Slithers directly
>They unleash Nemesis and an almost invincible army that stops at nothing.

This is why she didn't fight them first dumbass. Imagine having THREE fronts instead of just 1. That's literally Hitler-levels of retardation.

Rhea is just a literal stepping stone. The easiest to take down with their help.
The Agarthans are all over Fodlan and she needs access to all of it unimpeded to weed them out.
They have assassins in the Alliance which killed some of the heirs to Duke Reigan, experimented on Lysithea, and have been provoking in fighting.
Meanwhile, in the Kingdom, they have Cornelia and her goon squad slowly taking it over from the inside out after they manipulated the Kingdom Nobles into organizing their little assassination on Dimitri's dad.
They also took over Lord Arundel and encouraged the experiments on Edelgard's siblings.
She's literally the smallest issue but one of the most dangerous. To root out corruption entirely and to keep Rhea and her system from being a danger, she needs to be taken out of the equation.
In every route but CF Edelgard is about to take down Rhea without killing her.
In CF, Rhea keeps resisting to the bitter end and even sets innocent people on fire because of how far off the deep end she's gone.
If you think at all Edelgard fought Rhea because she thought "Dragons bad and biggest evil!" then you've bought into the memes and let them color your perceptions of the truth.

>If you think at all Edelgard fought Rhea because she thought "Dragons bad and biggest evil!" then you've bought into the memes and let them color your perceptions of the truth.
No, that's literally part of it, user.
She has a quote from FEH as the Flame Emperor that states she plans to kill "all the Beasts that hide in the light and the Monsters that lurk in the dark" aka Nabateans and Slithers.
She wants control of Foldan to enforce her changes. She actually wants to kill the Slithers early on but Hubert reminds her they need their power to take down Rhea.
Without Hubert there, she would have gone after the Slithers.

user, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and fix my post for you.
>If you think at all Edelgard fought Rhea JUST because she thought "Dragons bad and biggest evil!" then you've bought into the memes and let them color your perceptions of the truth.

>beat all the Dubsteppers enemies for them in CF
>they don't wake up Nemesis to a deal with you even though they know Edelgard wants them gone too
>don't even nuke Fhiridad after Rhea is dead despite having absolutely no reason not to

That's better.
She's still very wrong since her hyper focus on the church, who would have been her biggest ally against the Slithers. The Church was not the biggest problem. She truly believes "war is better than peace built on suffering".
She wanted Foldan as well, not just because to weed out the Slithers, but because she truly believes the Foldan was forced apart by the Church and that it belongs to the Empire. She always wanted to conquer Foldan to enforce her ideals on the people, because she is self-righteous and believes she has all the answers.
She is like a child, blaming things on symptoms rather than the real source of the problem.
Dimitri and Hapi's ending proves that if they just investigated, there was never a need to make them shoot of a nuke to find them

>New Professor comes in and steals all your friends with bribes, until your house is just you and your closest butt buddy
Kind of fucked.

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>tfw Claude
>tfw Hilda decided to hang out with those Blue Lion boys instead of you

Pretty sure the Slithers actually sealed Nemesis away because they couldn't control him. Nemesis was a walking doomsday device at that point, so hopped up on dragon blood and Argathian technology and being completely single minded in destroying everything.

Him showing up in VW wasn't the Slithers getting their secret weapon online, it was them realizing they had been beaten and the only way to get revenge was to release the bindings on Nemesis's prison.

Perfect wife for gentle femdom

I kinda eant to play this weeabo shit but its too bad the design, graphic and animation for this game looks like 3DS shit

>no doujin where Edelgard fucks the shit out of Byleth to make a heir to their empire

>She is like a child
That's actually intentional.
She's stunted due to her trauma, lack of proper parental figures, and isolation.
You see it in her extremist views and child-like interests. Sweets, board games, teddy bears, her teacher and hero.
>Dimitri and Hapi's ending
Hapi's endings tend to involve taking them out I believe.
Her endings were basically hand made to give people the peace of mind the Agarthans were taken care of.
But you can't reasonably blame Edelgard for that.
She doesn't have the years of knowledge of the world and the multiple timelines we know of to make those decisions.

>Perfect wife for gentle femdom
She does make you her yes-man bitch who does everything she wants and never talks back in her route, so you're not far off. Then she refuses to marry you or give you children.

>Edelgard
>giving Blyat kids
She only gives children to Ferdinand, nobody else.

>This is why she didn't fight them first dumbass.
Yeah because it's much better to wage a war against the entire fucking continent, than you know, the actual enemies.

Any reason why you can't just rape her?

>Guys, GUYS?!

lmao i feel bad for claude not having a retainer or nonrecruitable classmate.

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You ever try to rape a gorilla?

No, I don't blame her, but it makes her mission even more pointless, lol.
There are other things I blame Edelgard for. Not having the script isn't one of them, though.
Then again, I also have absolutely no pity for her. I find her unlikable and unenjoyable as a character.

>Normal mode is too easy
>Hard mode rapes my asshole a new asshole

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She looks like a cute girl, i never rape someone irl, but maybe soon?

She has retard strength second only to THE BOAR.

MC still stronger

It is more or less Lorenz that fills that role in the Golden Deer house, except that he is still recruitable.

You can ask Thales to help you out. He knows what to do.

THEY'RE TAKING THE DRAGON TO EDELGARD

THEY'RE TAKING THE DRAGON TO EDELGARD

THEY'RE TAKING THE DRAGON TO EDELGARD

THEY'RE TAKING THE DRAGON TO EDELGAR--GAR--GAAR-GAAAR--GARD

surely by normal you mean hard mode and by hard mode you mean maddening, right?

I refuse to believe there are people out there who enjoy maddening who don't also have a supply of BDSM gear stashed under their bed.

Finding her unlikable and unenjoyable is a perfectly valid reason here.
Glad we could at least have this chat.

I had to google who tf is thales lol

Based white knight swooping the princess of her feet

Not him, but I can agree with that sentiment. Hard isn't particularly that hard so long as you build your team right, which is only real difficult when you're playing blind for the first time. Maddening is just, well, maddening, it's frustrating to the point where I feel more like I'm solving a puzzle than making my own decisions.

the reason all the routes are so under-developed is because the true route is still being worked on where you can recruit everyone, cure rhea's dragon aids, and bring peace to fodlan while also getting rid of the moles and the shitty nobles

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So what happens to some of the recruitable church characters if you don't recruit them before part 2? Does Alois, Manuela, Shamir, or Hanneman show up again in any of the routes?

Reach for my hand, I'll soar away
Into the dawn, oh, I wish I could stay
Here in cherished halls, in peaceful days
I fear the edge of dawn, knowing time betrays

Faint lights pass through colored glass,
In this beloved place
Silver shines, the world dines,
A smile on each face

As joy surrounds, comfort abounds,
And I can feel I'm breaking free
For just this moment lost in time,
I am finally me

Yet still I hide,
Behind this mask that I have become
My blackened heart,
Scorched by flames, a force I can't run from

As I live out, each peaceful day
Deep in my soul, oh, I know I can't stay
So I wish I, could hide away
Hold tight to what I love, keep cruel fate at bay

As the rain falls on the path
I chase your shadow
I don't feel a single drop,
Or the ground below

Then you turn to me and I
Stop before I know
And the lie upon my lips
I let it go

Cross my heart
Making vows I know will be betrayed
A sad girl's pleas
Live only for a breath and then they fade

Don't ever take, back your kind hand
Lest precious love, step away like time's sand
Only we will know, all that was lost
Scars that we can't erase, show us life's true cost

The blue moonlight
Cuts across our sight
As pure and clear as a ringing bell
Reaching for us in the night

As the wind calms my thoughts,
I hold strong on this terrace
I feel at peace,
Carried away by the wind's song

Open the door
And walk away
Never give in
To the call of yesterday

Memories that made
Those days sublime
These ruined halls entomb
Stolen time

Reach for my hand, I'll soar away
Into the dawn, oh, I wish I could stay
Here in cherished halls, in peaceful days
I fear the edge of dawn, knowing time betrays

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They die.

Except Hanneman for some reason. He disappears completely.

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A nice song about Rhea

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Cringe

What would you do in this situation?

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Hanneman and Manuela show up in Dimitri's paralogue

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>Recruit Manuela on my golden deer playthrough.
>Despite staying classed as a priest for 10 levels, she has 10 more strength than magic.
>Wind up reclassing her as a Mercenary, she proceeds to gain more strength than fucking Hilda and Raphael.
>Becomes the most deadly swordmaster of any of my playthroughs.

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In time's flow... see the glow of flames ever burning bright...
On the swift river's drift, broken memories alight...

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Then die

damn, didn't even know that. Why would he be in AM but not CF?

I guess they both join the Empire by default. Lorenz doesn't show up in CF either if you don't recruit him since he joins the Empire except on GD

>Calls Manuela, Professor Manuela. instead of just Professor
>Calls Hanneman Professor Hanneman instead of just Professor
>Doesn't do the same with Byleth.

goddamn brats

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For her, without question

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Marry her.

It's better than "Teach"

Not as good as Edelgard's semi sexual "my Teacher"

if you guys made this thread on /vg/ people like
and a bunch of other people, me included would not enter your precious circlejerk thread
I don't get why mods don't ban your retarded daily generals, it's the same with the xenoblade 2 faggots

I'll fight for her death, all the way.