Why are we pretending that the Combine isnt the actual good guy?

There's no need to survive as there's no point in survival. The planet will be dead and human race is virtually extinct within a generation due to suppression fields.

do your part and fill the nearest woman with your seed. Dr.Kleiner said you should

The Combine is good because they kill you and bring that shitty boring overrated “game” to an early end so you can play something good instead.

>he died to the terrible AI in hl2
get a load of this casual.

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>villain does horrible things?
>"villain actually did nothing wrong and is based, fuck humans!"
I'm so tired of these threads.
Go kill yourself then you sociopath.
"Based aliens/nature/otherworldly creatures wiping out shitty humans" is the most retarded, hypocritical and pretentious trope.

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>No VR Barney game about getting into undercover civil protection antics

>villain does horrible things
But they literally didnt do anything wrong, enforcing equal, suffering and pain free living for everyone is a noble cause.

I think Combine is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills humens and doesnt afraid of anything.

"Look mom I'm so edgy"

you literally didn't play half life 2

I don’t care. When is the Artifact relaunch?

Suffering and pain are good. Anyone who says otherwise is a midwit.

Only primal animal think this.
Drugs are the greatest invention humans have achieved.

>combine curb stomp earth in 7 hours
>leave their equivalent of mall cops behind as guards
Are they the strongest video game enemy?

t. subhuman slave

>you're human therefore you have to like humans

>misanthropy

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>combine cut into my brain and install cool shit
>live in eternal bliss as i do mundane shit
>plus get cool super strong mecha skeleton
Why havent you taken the Combine pill?

Comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=JdsgFu5bMvQ

>phone posting soijack

Because Civil Protection is a better option.

>Free humans BAD because muh starving africans or some shit.
>Alien slavers GOOD

They were literally going to destroy the planet. The fuck are you on?

Humans are already destroying the planet,

user it's a fictional world, you don't have to like humans all the time. Maybe the Combine is a net benefit?

In a vast universe that they've built in the world of the half life series, objective morality is simply impossible.

Presumably the combine are a galaxy spanning empire
Earth is just another rocky with a few resources to them, they fucked every fighting force into submission and then turned what was left of the populist against each other, there's no need for them have large military presence

LE DORK PRETENDING EVIL ALIEN EMPIRE IS GOING TO NOT KILL OR TURN HIM INTO A SYNTH THREAD NUMBER 143253235235253235

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Subhumans are destroying the planet. Whites already learned from their mistakes.

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>bullets are named verdicts
>judgements are executions
>civil disobedience and non-crime laws are punishible by death
>eat by rations not the food you want and can own
>water is chemically drugged to make people forget about their past memories
>people live like pic related with no property
Lmao this retard.

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No they didn't lmao, whites are so efficient at destroying the planet to they pay sub humans to do it at 2xs the rate for half the pay

Whites are destroying the planet while saying "we did our part so we don't have to do anything more"
retard

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The Koshers aren't white, just an FYI for you guys.

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China produces 100% of the plastic for whites, though?

This is cope, they're white.

test

Hmm I wonder why the chinese create so much pollution could it perhaps be people from outside their country paying them to do so?
>ITS DUH JOOS
fucking Yas Forums lmao

Kek. They’re literal brainlets.

No they're not lmao.

>t. combinecuck
Fuck off.

>deplete earth of all resources
>make everyone an incel
>biosphere fucked completely
>want to turn humanity into synth slaves
>good guys

>they're not white because then I can't rip into them
>however whites are superior based on these OTHER statistics that include jews as white
Yas Forumstards are retarded

What if I like both QWOP and Death Stranding?

>want to turn humanity into synth slaves
More like want to free humans from their suffering

See Morgan Freeman Black History Month interview to be proven wrong user.

By turning them into either stalkers or overwatch troops.

>Just freeing you from your suffering bro :)

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>498379402
>498379326
Why do you mention Yas Forums out of nowhere? Almost like you're kinda obsessed.

Thats what he said, faggot.

>implying he isnt just programmed to cum internally all day to anime tiddies, living a forever orgasm while his body who he cant even feel is used for labour.

Fuck you and fuck the combine.
I'm gonna get the Borealis and prevent the resonance cascade. Eventually. I hope.

Its almost as if the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>non-globalist progress is disaster
Fuck yourself and go live in the forests worshipping Pagan animal fucker shit you fucking faggot

>non-globalist progress is disaster
When did I even say that?

Industrial Revolution bad is what you said.

Touched a nerve, bugman?