New castlemania season is out, discuss

New castlemania season is out, discuss

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This is the worst Castlemania.

Oh no no no no ahahahaha

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Is it any gud?

KINO
>Trevor and Sypha
>Wizard guy

Okay
>hector and legion
>Priests and their cult shit
>that cute vampire girl OwO

Cringe
>Hector getting cucked AGAIN
>Carmilla and her non CUTE sisters
>alucard being a cunnychaser
>that degenerate guy from the village

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The writing is as if they passed a late season Game of Thrones script to CollegeHumor.

Also for a place terrorized for years by a satanic vampire, everyone sure does hate God and use Jesus's name lightly. Except for Allah, he's powerful.

not gonna watch but is death in?

its perfect

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I can't believe you faggots tricked me into watching this trash. Is there a single netflix adaptation that isn't complete and utter shit?

people still care after that cringefest 1st season?

It gets worse. Infinitely worse.

Who's that hottie on the bottom?

>page 7
why there is zero hype for this? I thought you nerds loved s1 and 2

everybody is watching rn and want to avoid spoilers

Alucuck

>everybody is watching rn
Speak for yourself, faggot.

BROS...

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>gay sex
>athiest fedora tipping
>le church is le real evil m'lady
Americans were a mistake.

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Faggory happened and now Alucard fags are butthurt in literal way about it.

castlevania lore is literal fucking twilight-tier shit
the anime is even worse

But the Church is often corrupt in any media. It's often corrupt in history.
The difference being in media the Church sometimes has a thing called True Faith and it actually does things besides tax and scare peasants.

Hot. Post a webm

>le church is le real evil m'lady
remind me again why this is a bad thing

How do I get a job shilling new kikeflix releases on social media?

Damn she's cute
But what did they do to Hector?

>anime
Please stop doing this.

You are already doing it for free

Found the trannies. Enjoy nothing when you die, faithless fools.

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Overdose on sõy

Warren Ellis and shit music. Needs less edge and more quality classic horror adventure+gothic

why they sayin alucard has gay

someone post da faking webm already -_-

>the anime
This shit is not an anime. It's a pozzed western cartoon like Steven Universe and fucking Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

poor hector cant get a break

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>he believes in god
all of your rights should be taken away

If there is anything after death, it's the failing of your god and his adherents for not showing us his love.
And according to your own revisionistic ruleset made to replace the vengeful and jealous God that used to be in the fictitious guidebook, I can just confess my sins and by nature I must be forgiven.

Carmella betrayed him and he’s a prisoner to her, 2 dyke vampires and this cutie over here who basically mindbreaks him and enslaved him like a dog.

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CHURCH BAD

I honest to god think that hector is some sort of weird self insert from one of the writers whos really into femdom

Picked the fuck up.

There was literally no point in Alucard being in this season. It made even less sense that they decided to show him having sex.

We've been talking about it all day

just like the first 2 seasons
watch the first episode and then the last 3

If anyone’s the self insert it’s Issac.

I still can't believe he got cucked TWICE.
Nothing really changed for him

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>first episode and the last three
>season 1 has four episodes
How the fuck else do i watch it?

I'm so fucking mad. How dare they try to ruin based Alucard. Too bad their fanfic dogshit is non canon, stupid niggers.

Try? Nigga, they did it. This is canon now.

he's just telling you watch the whole thing lad :)

not him but how is it canon, only at episode 4

The Church in Castlevania is neutral good or true neutral, often opportunistic as hell. And in later Castlevanias big G became less important.
Also Ellis is a hardcore fedoratipper, I give you that.

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my bad don't even watch the first season

He gets fucked in the ass literally

How did Isaac go from the worst s2 character to the best s3 character

He's fan favourite, please understand

It really felt like filler.
They went full GoT with his story in this season but it just felt boring and pointless

Anyone remember when they said this was gunna link up with DMC and hyper light drifter? Is that still a thing?

Isaac on S2 was better than hector and carmilla

>Non cute
Are you saying that Lenore isn't a fuckin qt.

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the more i think about this piece of shit the more angry i get
i never tought about sending death treats to somebody but this got me REALY FUCKING CLOSE

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>new seasons been out for 18 hours
>still no porn of Lenore
what are you guys doing get on it now