>My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling "Mary Lee Walsh."
>Christian Chandler.
>November 4, 2003
>Saddest Heart in the World
>Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the "Mastermind" is very bad. In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal, that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: "Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'" And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.
So what kind of notes are you going to write in Animal Crossing?
My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling "Mary Lee Walsh."
DYKES
DYKES
CHINA
Never wrote notes in Animal Crossing.
CWC just wanted a boyfriend free girl. How did it all go so horribly wrong?
I don’t even understand what the point is.
Autists conspired to bring him down to their level, they were jealous of his high functioning aspergers
the entire state of virginia needs to be held accountable for what became of cwc
A bizarre mix of an inflated ego, poor parenting, and unlimited internet access.
I never understood the people that are so desperate to get with a girl. I had a girlfriend in highschool and dumped her after a few years because I felt nothing towards her even when she cried. I only kept the relationship going that long because I thought it was something you HAD to do as a human. I learned to just do what makes me happy and not follow society's norms. For her sake, and mine. She'll end up with someone that actually has feelings.
Cope
Even though dating a girl won't magically fix everything wrong in your life, a lot of people can't really understand that until they get a girlfriend
Chris’ case makes more sense with context. See he had this little squad of girls acting as his friends from a relatively young age, he never learned how to communicate with women or see females as an equal, just something that had been floated to him with no strings attached. So he was a big blubbering baby with too much exposure to ‘caregiving’ relationships.
>"I'm gonna wait a while before I have sex."
>"Shouldn't be hard since you don't have a girlfriend."
Weren't they paid by his parents to be his friends?
>because I felt nothing towards her even when she cried
>She'll end up with someone that actually has feelings.
is this an unironic edgelord?
Yep. Bob even gave Chris the money to give to them for their friendship.
Beta that didn't get his message read and wants to justify "Its her, not me"
Nah, some people just have a hard time with empathy and romance and shit, and still generally aren't sociopaths. I think he's joking about not having feelings at all.
What will happen to Chris mother when Corona comes around?
No, I'm a diagnosed schizo that was raped as a child repeatedly in my grandparent's basement.
I'm sorry to hear user. I will commend you for having the foresight of breaking things off with her, as emotionless relationships are good for no one. I hope things work out for you.
Are you a tranny?
Why didn't Chris just get an escort earlier in his life?
I think he though he was above such a thing and he could get a gf if he tried hard enough.
Thanks desu. My first post might not have sounded right but I'm generally confused how relationships feel 'good' for people, and why they want them. I guess I'm just interested how normal people feel.
No, why would you think that?
Being overly sexual and clingy can ruin any chances with any woman. Remember that boys
>Be literal retard
>Get bullied by the internet more than anyone in history
>"He deserved it"
>"It was a different time"
He's a fucking retard. The only good content that came from him was all the original stuff up to parappa. Liquid chris was half funny until that beached whale actually ruined it
compared to even the most well adjusted tranny of today he is tame as fuck. we live in a world where it is illegal to call a man a man in certain situations and you think Chris is bad? lel
Interesting to know that I’m not the only one wondering this.
Are you of age now, and if so would you like me to chain you up in the basement and fuck you in the butt a whole bunch?
What will happen when Barb dies or becomes too infirm to function?
>virgin at 24
>about to give up and take the gaypill
what is dignity
Liquid Barb will take care of him
Kill yourself retard or at least say 'kek' so I know it's a stupid joke.
Bob tried.
Don't be that person that gets laid just for the sake of saying you did. That's a quick path to the bad end.
>gaypill
You where always a faggot you’re just going to confirm it now
Chris is a troon. Has been for awhile.
What's the bad end?
whats the bad end
why are you so mad? did you get raped or something?
What if you wanted to be with a girl and she called you "used goods" because you had sex before?
You're not an autistic virgin with rage, you just wouldn't get it
Pay a girl if you're that desperate desu. It's overrated anyways and doesn't even feel good. It's not like our bodies change after doing it or something. We don't get anything out of it.
Not mad, just confused.
You ever wonder if Chris would have shot up somewhere or killed someone because of his virginal rage?
>anything other than confusion
I'm aware. but he still must be one of the most normal trannies alive today. they're disgusting creatures.
she'd have a point
pairbonding is no joke
She's entirely justified
i am weak and just want intimacy
i'd do the same so i don't see a problem
2003 was 17 years ago.
Come on now. The guy had a festering cut on his taint that he thought was his growing vagina because he was drinking a lot of onions milk.
There is a picture of this. No, I won't post it.
you just wanted an excuse to post that funny picture. which i am saving.
AND I NEVER WANNA HEAR
Reminder that Chris is an objectively better person than the people who have spent over a decade attempting to harass her into suicide.
According to the wiki, there were two cuts; one from a piercing infection (labeled NSFW) and another from a self inflicted knife wound (labeled NSFL). Is the latter really that bad? I’m curious but the first one was already fucked, so I can only imagine how bad the second one is.
;_;
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Honestly the saddest part of the whole thing.
go on any of the tranny subreddits you will find people fetishising the idea of being raped, trying to book themselves into gynaecologists etc etc
GenoSamuel's series is awesome for seeing this. You go from Chris making a total ass out of himself with little to no provocation to a 13 year old sociopath giggling as he watches him shove clay up his ass.
Well yeah. The point of my posts was that Chris is just as bad as other trannies. He's not a "relatively-sane tranny."
He believed listening to white noise youtube videos that claimed to grow breasts and vaginas through hypnosis was working on him.
I mean he took a knife and carved a “vagina” into his gooch. That’s not normal on any fronts, and I doubt anyone on those subs do anything like that.