6 attempts and they've yet to make a good controller

6 attempts and they've yet to make a good controller

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6,000 attempts and you've yet to make a good thread

They're for small asian hands, you're gonna rile up the manlets but they are simply too small for the average white male

ps2 controller is perfect

dualshock 3 controller is the best

the jap market controllers were originally smaller than the western market release

Imagine having this fucked up of a sense of masculinity. Who hurt you kiddo?

Dualshock 4 is great, you double nigger.

PS2 controller is legitimately close. I would have preferred analog triggers, but the pressure sensitive face buttons were fucking great.

Hand size correlates to genital size, I am proud of my large hands and secure in my masculinity.

>cheap rubber on sticks
>pointless light bar
>pointless touch pad
>weak as shit battery
>dumb fucking triggers

What's fucked up about not getting self conscious about my relative boy part size?

>fat retard hands
>autism
Your fault, not the controller.

Found the manlet

>my dick isn't small, look at my hands!
sure dicklet

If you make an L with your pointer finger and them the distance from your thumb to tip of the pointer is the length of your dick. Keep coping handlet.

For how much you use the left thumb stick it’s in a retarded position
They should have swapped it with the d pad for a more comfortable natural grip

doesnt help that theyre all the fucking same.

>i-it's the size of my dick I swear
that's the massive cope right here

wtf I have a huge dick now

then how come everyone copied it?

Maybe if you stopped death gripping your controller you'd enjoy yourself.
Loosen your hold. Let the controller sit in your fingers. Stop squeezing the controller like a gorilla.

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t. handlet (and dicklet) defending the tiny controller made for tiny hands

the only problem I have with the ds4 is that it's too small

I'm a small-handed manlet and have a dick bigger than 99% of guys. I've known a lot of dudes who were like 4"+ taller than me and with much bigger hands who had dicks like half the size of mine. That shit's clearly not true.

if you had a big dick you wouldn't need to measure your hands instead
cope you monstruosity

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You sound deformed every rule has its exceptions

PS4 controller is good, the rest are trash

reminder that The Duke is the best controller, only manlets and contrarian faggots disagree.

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they forgot the SONY logo on ps4

You can't measure your dick in public you dumb faggot.

There is a reason Trump and Rubio had their literal dick measuring contest with hands as a euphemism instead.

>PS4 controller is good
>rest are trash
they're all the same you fucking blockhead

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You've seen their erected penises? That sounds pretty gay.

so you constantly need to measure it, even in public?
getting more fragile with every post user

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

The PS4 one is different and better, you retard

How fucking hard are you people grabbing your controller to think any controller can be too small?

how much time do you spend measuring dicks?

keep on deflecting, it won't make your manlet controller any more ergonomic for people with large dicks

>Stupid gay asian manlets can't make controllers to fit my normal-sized manly white hands
My 6'5" bodybuilder friends have never had a single problem holding Playstation controllers. Maybe you should just lay off the donuts once in a while?

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they are LARPing as big manly men with huge hands and dicks, that's why they say that shit, it's pure cringe

go to /soc/ if you want to attach pictures of yourself

Don't forget that sneezing on it will break it.

To disagree makes you a cocksucker for Sony.

DS4 controller is trash because of the handles. DS2 and 3 are the best because they don't have retarded fat handles.

Your hands looks like they're about to fucking explode

>My 6'5" bodybuilder friends
Hello this is Autism Department, you have to go back.

>N-no, you!

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I'm 192cm, and have big hand and a 18cm long dick with a girth of 14cm. I'm not even exaggerating. So I am a pretty big guy 4 u

They literally nailed with the dualshock and knew it. Microsoft still has to rely on visual novelty and driver monopoly.

The average male hand size is 7.4", average dick is like 5.2". Clearly the "rule" can't be real.

I was a Marine, you see a lot of dicks in the Corps. Dudes think it's really funny to whip their boners out.

>cm
in ENGLISH please

Fatties SEETHING

>I was a marine
so gay then, got it

Actually, I just turned on my PS2 in years to replay a PS1 game, and I plugged in my PS2 controller.

The directional pad and the analog stick wouldn't work, but the buttons did. I was disappointed. I couldn't play.

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post more pictures of your engorged extremities. i'm sure the body fat % is off the chart

This. Here's what the average size of a jap controller looks like.

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why change what works?

I'm not so fat that my body's gotta store it in my fucking hands, fat man. Go to a fucking gym

PS4 is actually bigger compared to the DS3 you dumbfuck.

This is ergonomic. Assuming you've got enough strength to carry it without grasping it, which I guess isn't the case for much of Yas Forums.

>He's still on damage control!

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I love my saturn controller!

English? You know that more white people with english as their first language use the metric system.

whatever keeps you from having a heart attack, chubs.

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I'm guessing the top right one is supposed to be dualshock 2, but what's bottom middle?

PS1, DualShock 1, DualShock 2
Sixaxis, DualShock 3, DualShock 4

The size isn't even the worst part, the retarded stick placement is. Nintendo and Microsoft figured that out a while ago, and I'm sure it's stubbornness on Sony's part to not adapt.

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I disagree I think asymmetrical sticks are retarded. But the ergonomics on the nintento and xbox controller are better overall sans the asymmetry.

>used to laugh at comments like this
>wasn't raised a console pleb
>buy msi gaming chair
>it's so small it feels like it was made for children
fucking wasted money on that chinamen shit

ps is the best for fighting games, 2d and retro

>gaming chair
you shouldn't be trusted with money

>Pff Playstation controllers are for manlets bruh

I fucking hate these pieces of shit, it's the only reason I avoid the Playstation. Thank god for emulation and PC multiplats.

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>so mad he forgot his image
seethe manlet