Nintendie used as an "insult"

>Nintendie used as an "insult"
>chicken tenders are fucking delicious

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Chicken tenders can be delicious but goddamn if they aren't mediocre half the time.

Don't blame the product, blame your skills

If a chicken tender is actually good isn't it just a cutlet?

its all in the dipping sauce

ok nigtendie

>medicore
It's all about the spices you put in the flour or breading. Maybe try some paprika and rosemary next time. Double frying them can make them extra crispy or even just substituting some of the flour with cornstarch.

chicken tendies is only the mac n cheese meme of years gone by.

but do you make your own tendies or do you buy them from some fast food fuck up?

To you maybe.

Y'all ever have Popeye's tenders? Tried them for the first time not too long ago, pretty good. They taste great blackened too but it gives me the shits

>Digimon used as an insult for Pokemon designs
>when Digimon have great designs

Man if you aren't cooking your own chicken tenders then I don't know what the fuck you doing bro.
20 dollars you get like 5lbs of CHICKEN and then you just make tenders. Fucking same price you get like two sets of chicken tenders from a shitty MC fuck you.

chicken tenders are just a food analogy for Nintendo, user.
good as kids but if you're still eating them you're considered a faggot

>mac n cheese
>a meal fit for Thomas Jefferson
>bad

How do you make your own chicken tenders?

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I meant to quote you

Shit just type in "how to make a chicken tender" into google and you get recipes. If you want a specific kind like from some fast food restraunt you can search for that and some youtube cook will tell you how to make it.

It doesn't specifically have to be the tender just make breaded chicken. Look up a karaage recipe. It's more work but it'll taste so much better. Plus you can improve your cooking skills at the same time.

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blame blacks for making it a bad thing back in the 90s, man. i love mac n cheese and tendies.

gonna say right now if you can't use a deep fryer, you're just shit out of luck.

>blacks made x bad
you the type of guy to not eat a banana because you are afraid someone is going to say you suck dick.

you don't need a deep fryer. Use the pot you'd boil pasta in. Pour canola oil in to cover the chicken

I pan fry mine, deep frying ends up wasting oil unless you are doing a large meal

>sauce pan
>splatter screen
>spider utensil
Deep frying isn't something you need a dedicated setup for.

actually i fucking love bananas and i don't give a shit who thinks otherwise. and watermelon. just saying, back then, black influance in media was peaking.

Never played a Digimon game but that Lilithmon lady makes me really horny. 10/10 design

i actually have all of these, so fuckin' cool.

>making chicken tenders yourself when you could just buy this and put it in the oven

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enjoy your hard meat biscuits.

I always have some frozen tenders just in case I'm too lazy to cook.

I always just cook extra and shove it into a container for later

Yeah, that's probably a better idea.

How about an air fryer?

they don't cook in the same way so there's no way that replicates deep fried taste.

I've heard air fryers are obnoxiously loud when on. The food capacity is pretty small and the appliance is gigantic. I wouldn't bother with them.

>Shaped chicken breast patties
Idiot. Those are tendies. Those are long chicken nuggets. And "shaped" meat, means it's been torn to bits, and then reformed heavily mixed with some chicken substitute as filler.

Real tendies are whole chicken strips. Or at least whole chunks adhered together.

looks good

You eat bread, right? And you eat chicken yeah? So what the hell is wrong with eating breaded chicken?

not whom you're replying too, but that's just carb overload.

Not that much, but unless you're willing to shell out money to get a decent one, don't bother. Not only does stuff not cook properly on cheaper ones, the taste is also substantially worse.

Nin-toddler, Son*gger, and probably a few others all get filtered into Nintenbro and Sonybro if i remember correctly

>Nin-toddler, Son*gger, and probably a few others all get filtered into Nintenbro and Sonybro if i remember correctly

For what purpose? Did the Mods really get butthurt over it? I always thought these "console wars" discussions as just memeing and not taken seriously.. I love Nintendo products I am not offended by that slur at al.

I hate console war garbage but nintendie is funny as shit

filters started to get more common after moot left probably because hiro only cares about money.

>Not Tyson tendies

They ruined this board you fucking moron, this is coming from an idort. Console wars in any direction are for underage esl trash.

Why do Americanos use “tender” as a noun?

because nugget is copyrighted.

Because it's what kids order, it's a bland ass fried food for kids.

Holy shit.

the same reason why handy timely wimbles are watches in britbong land

tenders =/= nuggets

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>I always thought these "console wars" discussions as just memeing and not taken seriously
They have been doing it for way too long and way too hard to believe they are merely pretending

you think amerikkkan cunts care?

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I honestly don't know why they stopped calling them chicken strips.

Popeyes makes me feel like shit for the rest of the rest of the day

Nah, it was long overdue. The Switch's release on March 2017 practically rendered the board unuseable, and then there were those creepy autists who wanted to send that collage with the funeral urn representing Iwata during the height of that censorship debacle.

All of this before Wojak spam decided to really shit in the pool.

Chicken tenders are not only for kids

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>When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up

>be retard
>everyone else on earth makes fun of you
>”hehe seething”

fuck you faggot chicken tenders are amazing especially at theme parks

This response as a reflex is literally why the joke works.

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I'll never understand sauceniggers. They always butcher the food they cook but it's ok because they bathe everything in sauce to mask the blandness.