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Castlevania Season 3 on netflex has Alucard Packing Fudge and enjoying it. please stop them.
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Tyler Thompson
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Chase Rivera
>inb4 more seething christcuck posting
Ethan Bell
Fucking RETARDED zoomer, not a simple Google search you can do
Discussing Castlevania with zoomers always ends the fucking same
Jordan Thomas
Game Sypha:
>trained as a monk
>Serves the Church loyally
>Sent by the church to stop Dracula
Show Sypha:
>heathen Gypsy
>Says she's an enemy of God
>Says she needs to destroy the Church
Game Trevor:
>Church asks him to stop Dracula after Sypha goes missing
>Devout Christian, prays to Jesus before entering Dracula's domain (pic related)
Show Trevor:
>Militant atheist (like the show's writer who's never played the games)
Yet another source material raped by Netflix. This trash is made for reddit and tumblr plebs. It is not Castlevania.
Oliver Thomas
The fuck happened to Hector!?
Jaxon King
Reminder that this trash show is written by someone who's never played the games. No wonder it's so shit
>Perhaps the most impressive feat about the entirety of the project is that much of its core staff had never even played any of the “Castlevania” games before tackling the project. Series co-producer and writer Warren Ellis noted that in putting together a story that would appeal to a general audience beyond those who play the games regularly, he was, in fact, the general audience. “My dirty secret is that I never played the video game, and had actually never heard of it previous to being approached about adapting it,” said Ellis.
Disgusting how proud they are of raping the source material
Lucas Gomez
>watching tumblrshit
Jason Harris
Dracula was originally a secret fudgepacker in Stoker's myth. This makes canon sense
Josiah Hernandez
He is a pet now
William Foster
>turned alucard into a literal faggot
fucking lmao. and people actually saying this series wasn't pozzed especially after the writers were proud to admit they never did and never will touch the actual games.
Michael Harris
these, anyone who makes threads about this shit should be banned
Hudson Hill
>pretending to care about the story of an NES game
Ok guy
Cooper Turner
Man...he sucks so much compared to how he was in CoD
Brandon Wood
The absolute anal annihilation this is causing is incredible.
>"NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOT MY VIDEOGAMES CARTOONERINO! IT'S A HECKIN GOODBOI! YOU CAN'T JUST PULL A BAMBOOZLE AND MAKE THE TWINK GAY!"
Asher Green
get taste fag
Wyatt Torres
You guys are just mad that the Castlevania TV show is literally the only good Castlevania thing to come from Castlevania since Aria of Sorrow.
Jose Flores
no one cares Yas Forumscuck. you don't matter
Luis Moore
By watching Netflix, or playing mediocre trash like Castlevania?
Tyler Ramirez
>liking Aria more than Dawn (especially after the patch that fixes the portraits)
Owen Brooks
by not getting spoonfed u fucking retard
Charles Turner
Why don't you fags watch superior vampire kino instead of some Tumblr pandering nonsense?
Blake Brown
Explain your statement
Logan White
What was wrong with Arias Portraits pre-patch?
Andrew Garcia
Here's a few more good ones on Sypha:
Game Sypha:
>Wallachia is her homeland.
>Wishes to destroy Dracula herself.
Show Sypha:
>Has no land.
>Wishes to find someone to destroy Dracula for her.
Everything regarding Sypha was done in reverse.
Nolan Harris
Found the low-test cuck.
Jordan Thompson
One more. Game Sypha:
>Says she's a witch, calls other witches her sisters
Show Sypha:
>"I'm not a witch!!"
It's amazing. The more you look the more reverse you realize she is.
Logan Morales
Netflix is more up your alley so do that
Asher Peterson
Anti-SJWs harassed someone I loved until she committed suicide and then laughed about it, but I’m sorry this one cartoon made a character gay. That sounds really hard.
Jeremiah Peterson
>Anti-SJWs harassed someone I loved until she committed suicide and then laughed about it
Sounds pretty based.
Joshua Thompson
I don't want Netflix to ever touch another jap game IP.
Alexander Rogers
Seriously, Vampire Hunter D is much better than this horseshit.
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Ian Phillips
Completely pussified, a fucking disgrace compared to his ballsy game's version, but of course fags are know defending pussy netflix Hector becuase he gets to hang around a red haired vampire bimbo, as a pet.
Xavier Mitchell
My wife.
Blake Stewart
Videogames and television are the hobbies of brainlets. Don't try to act better than any of the other slobs
Jonathan Barnes
Nothing, I meant Dawn got a patch with new portraits drawn in the style of Aria
David Price
Same plot twice. Hector is written like a complete mental retard.
Caleb Cox
>Seriously, Vampire Hunter D is much better than this horseshit.
I don't think even the most hardcore shills of Netflixvania are going to argue with you there.
Gabriel Parker
NOOOOOOOOO! THEY CANT DO THIS! #NOTMYCASTLEVANIA! HILLARY WON GODDAMN IT! ALUCARD IS NOT GAY! I PRETEND I'M ALUCARD ALL THE TIME!
Zachary Russell
This. Femdomfags were a mistake.
Chase Bailey
Honestly, there are aspects of this show that I like but holy shit I can’t get over what they did to Hector. I held out hope after season 2 he’d grow into the badass he is in CoD and get away from Camilla.
What a fool I was.
Noah Edwards
Here comes the discord tranny
Ian Jackson
feel bad for this fool's parents lol
Gabriel Jackson
>This faggot has the animation rights to Devil May Cry
FUCK
Jace White
>inb4 more triggered atheists defend this utter garbage
Jaxon Russell
Did season 3 play any music from the original games or use any of the original monsters like season 2 did once?
Brandon Scott
Not as bad I feel for you and your mongoloid parents for biting down on bait
Ian Perez
They used a good deal of monsters from the games
Daniel Foster
sory for you parents too bitch
Owen Kelly
Imagine having a multi-thread panic attack over a cartoon
Nolan Evans
This implies your friend was SJW and harassing others first so their death is a Good thing
Adrian Johnson
Wait I haven't watched this yet is alucard really gay now? Like implied or do they show it?
Sebastian Wright
>Alucard gets literally fucked in the ass
But did balls touch?
Logan Gutierrez
He sucks a dick and gets dicked in the ass
Cameron Anderson
Speak English, retard.
Nathan Garcia
this is the important question.
Dominic Johnson
He's bi. He has sex with two japanese twins, one is a girl with big titties.
Caleb Bennett
Let's be fair we knew Alucard was at least Bi
Look at his dad then look at him.
Hudson Ward
mommy
Alexander Gray
His dad only had eyes for Lisa.
Lincoln Baker
He has a threesome with two Japanese siblings who are brother and sister and the twink brother fucks him in the ass, then they try to kill him so he murders them and impales them and uses them as new decoration for the castle's front yard.
Cameron Hughes
im bringing myself to the intellectual level of the retards wh owatch/defend this garbage
Jaxson Ross
>Let's be fair we knew Alucard was at least Bi
Since fucking when you mentally ill tranny? Go show me a single moment in any of the games that reflects this.
Dominic Reyes
What source material? Are you trying to imply castevania EVER got any kind of interesting back story?
Chase Wilson
Stop making straight characters gay or inserting gay sex into everything. It's political pandering and it has nothing to do with story at all. It's basically like inserting your inflatable pool toy fetish into everything, you fuck guys, great for you, stop talking about it at parties.
If a dude talked about nothing but how he fucked women all day you wouldn't like him either.
Jacob Powell
>twink brother fucks him in the ass
>instead of alucard being the giver
This is not even good gay shit.
Jordan James
Yes, read the Japanese manuals. The game plot is more interesting than the show
Gavin Garcia
This. Castlevania fags being put on blast is legit hilarious. I can't wait for Geralt to take it up the ass in the Witcher series
Ian Powell
have sex
Isaac Barnes
This is the level of faggotry Ellis operates on right there.
Brayden Butler
Quit lookin at me with them big ol' eyes
Henry Sanders
NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE HECKIN CASTLEVANIA! NOT THE STINKIN SJWS! NOT THE HECKIN NECKBEARD ATHIESTS!
Alexander Brooks
Alucard getting dick is whatever to me, at least he’s had some badass moments in this show.
I will not move off of this Hector thing though. What a fucking disgrace.
Angel Walker
Yo, why does "packing fudge" need to be capitalized you stupid fucking, public educated mutt?
Christian Lewis
Were Sypha's breasts shown on-screen? or any other female breasts?
Oliver Carter
>Stop
Stop who? Me? I'm not making this crap. Furthermore, you can't stop anyone. You're completely impotent to the hilarious things being done with your shitty videogame canon.
Second, I'm straight. But even being straight, I can find hilarity in this situation.
Samuel Reyes
Well he has to spread the Belmont family name somehow. How else will Julius eventually be born?
Kevin Barnes
Why are you lying?
Jeremiah Bennett
The bitch who fucked Hector
Parker Martin
I'm starting to suspect it's one person posting all the soijacks and weakman greentexts. Notice the repeating words and phrases and the soijack/maga hat bases.
Joseph Miller
This is the only reason I'm watching this.
Isaiah Collins
NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CANT JUST TAKE CREATIVE FREEDOM AND DEVIATE FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL! YOU HAVE TO CATER TO ME!
Evan Lopez
You should probably take your pills
Benjamin Reyes
>Dracula's territory was located at the outskirts of Transylvania, at the Wallachia territory, where he used a taboo art to ressurect an evil deity. The deity granted him power and in exchange, he summoned several apparitions from the spirit world in order to scorch and massacre the entire nation of Wallachia with darkness.
>He felt he could extend his presence even further and now he's plotting to take all over Europe. The East Orthodox Church were desperate to solve this situation, that they immediately dispatched a powerful army to Wallachia, but they never came back.
>As a last resort, the Pope made a request to a man from the underworld, a man who uses a forbidden art and a pair of Vampire Hunters to end Wallachia's oppresion.
>The first one that was entrusted by the Pope was Sypha Belnandez at the East Orthodox Church, an apprentice monk in pursuit of becoming a priest. Sypha lost his parents when he was young and was found wandering near the monastery, where he remained at the once-beautiful Wallachia. Sypha knew that the place in his memories was now tainted and he accepted the pope's request to liberate Wallachia.
>The Pope was in predicament once again. Sypha, the vampire hunter who was sent out to Wallachia did not returned after the promised period. The Pope assumed that since Sypha didn't return, his mission was already a failure and he was more likely dead by now.
>This is when a genuine Vampire Hunter from the Belmont family appears to fullfil the Pope's request. The Belmont family, with their tenacious willpower and seemingly bottomless strenght were treated no differently from the actual vampires and were just as feared. Because of this, the Belmont family lived far away from common people, becoming almost folkloric. The Pope searched in all directions until he met a man with Belmont bloodline. A longhair young man who was Ralph C. Belmont.
This is all from the manual, so tell me who is the one lying?
Levi Wright
Did they set up Soma yet?
Brayden Parker
Is this what an actual schizophrenic looks like?