ITT: Vidya moments where you were literally The Joker

ITT: Vidya moments where you were literally The Joker
>Game asks me if i want to turn on multicore rendering
>Multicore rendering is faster on my toaster
>"No."
>Are you sure? Its fa-
>"No."

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kill yourself

[Heavy Voice] No!

>Adjust brightness until the logo is barely visible
>Turn it all the way up

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>team member calls me a noob
>I shoot him in the head and team kill him
>starts seething at me
>laugh
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Based
NOT BASED FUCK OFF

>About to get 25 kill streak in CoD
>Connection to host lost

THATS LIIIIIIFFEEE

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>Sniper game
>Turn draw distance down to zero.

>"take 15 minute break for every hour of gaming"
>take 20 minute break
CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN

What game asks for multi-core rendering, and then asks are you sure?

>>Are you sure?
>>"No"
So thats a yes then.

>game is set in the 20's
>turn off the colors so it's black and white
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Shut up nerd

>do you wish to view the tutorial (Recomended for first time players)
>no
>tfw it's my first time playing
epic style pwned!

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Kill yourself.

OP confirmed for entire circus

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>Buy Indie game on GOG
>FInish the game over the course of a weekend
>Ask for refund
>Keep the game on my pc regardless since its drm free
>Go on the inide teams discord just to see if they are demorizlied yet

I'm a agent of chaos bros

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and yes I do know pirating is way easier

>buy a game
>tell everyone I pirated it

Based
FUCK OFF

>press any button to continue
>press power button
**BUT THERE'S ONE SOUND**
**THAT NO ONE KNOWS**
**WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?**

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>NPC disrespects me in game
>quicksave then spend half an hour killing him over and over
>load save because I dont want to miss any quests

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Based

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Shoot the hostages every round on CS_Office
Am playing CT

LET THE BODIES HIT THE........

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>Mods are in conflict
>Launch game anyway

Whenever my team is losing I switch teams

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lol

youtube.com/watch?v=nFg45WImzTY

>press enter to continue
>press every other key
>can't continue
>alt+ctrl+delete and quit game

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

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>game tells me to press start to begin
>press the A button instead
BLUE STREAK SPEEDS BY

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>kills you instead
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN

>Do you want to turn on sticky keys?
>Yes

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>Rules: Have fun
>Dont have fun
UN DOS TRES CUATRO

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>no longer work at game company
>still own lots of shares
>company wants to re-release game I worked on
>actively sabotage development making it a mark of shame on the company I now hate

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>wow dungeon
>guy is there for one item but he's been an ass during the dungeon
>it drops
>roll need (my item is better)
>win
>vendor it after
IMMA LET THE UZI SPIT TURN HIS FACE INTO GOOEY SHIT

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>PS3 port
>wow, PC powah
>such framerate
>much resolution
>play the game at 720p anyways, the way the textures were designed by professionals to look as good as possible vs as clean as possible

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>"dark spirit has invaded"
>enable god mode in cheat engine

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baseddddddd

kek

>read funny replies
>laugh in real life
>dont give them (You)s

WAVE AFTER WAVE

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>Quit the game without exiting to the title screen
>"Last time, the game may have been closed before quitting to the Title Screen first. Please save and quit next time to avoid data loss"
>QUIT WITHOUT EXITING TO THE TITLE SCREEN AGAIN

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>498321879
based

>beat a game
>unlock new game plus
>don’t play new game plus
WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAAA

>someone posts a bait thread
>try to derail it with even shittier bait
CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL TIME... SLIPPIN DOWN YOUR SPIIIINEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Act like a retard
>Not actually a retard

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Someone end the madness

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this
I almost feel bad for jannies that have to look at my post history when they ban me

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>playing cs:go
>listening to music at same time
>"bro are you deaf? footsteps right behind you"
>turn music up even louder

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>playing cs:go comp
>listening to music
>voice_enable 0
>chat disabled

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twice? what am i missing

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Absolutely based.

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dumb ruffian can't see how he was fooled

>be me
>consistantly act like a retard online because it's funny and sometimes people laugh and I'm desperate for attention
>tfw I accidentally went full retard and got kicked out of college for shitty grades 1 semester before graduating

This is objectively the most based post in this thread

It was, until
>my waifuS
Part

Fucker

Glad someone recognized it.

Cringiest thread Ive seen today

I CANT SEE THE SPOILER WTF?

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