ITT: Vidya moments where you were literally The Joker
>Game asks me if i want to turn on multicore rendering
>Multicore rendering is faster on my toaster
>"No."
>Are you sure? Its fa-
>"No."
ITT: Vidya moments where you were literally The Joker
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kill yourself
[Heavy Voice] No!
>Adjust brightness until the logo is barely visible
>Turn it all the way up
>team member calls me a noob
>I shoot him in the head and team kill him
>starts seething at me
>laugh
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
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NOT BASED FUCK OFF
>About to get 25 kill streak in CoD
>Connection to host lost
THATS LIIIIIIFFEEE
>Sniper game
>Turn draw distance down to zero.
>"take 15 minute break for every hour of gaming"
>take 20 minute break
CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
What game asks for multi-core rendering, and then asks are you sure?
>>Are you sure?
>>"No"
So thats a yes then.
>game is set in the 20's
>turn off the colors so it's black and white
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Shut up nerd
>do you wish to view the tutorial (Recomended for first time players)
>no
>tfw it's my first time playing
epic style pwned!
Kill yourself.
OP confirmed for entire circus
>Buy Indie game on GOG
>FInish the game over the course of a weekend
>Ask for refund
>Keep the game on my pc regardless since its drm free
>Go on the inide teams discord just to see if they are demorizlied yet
I'm a agent of chaos bros
and yes I do know pirating is way easier
>buy a game
>tell everyone I pirated it
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FUCK OFF
>press any button to continue
>press power button
**BUT THERE'S ONE SOUND**
**THAT NO ONE KNOWS**
**WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?**
>NPC disrespects me in game
>quicksave then spend half an hour killing him over and over
>load save because I dont want to miss any quests
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Shoot the hostages every round on CS_Office
Am playing CT
LET THE BODIES HIT THE........
>Mods are in conflict
>Launch game anyway
Whenever my team is losing I switch teams
lol
>press enter to continue
>press every other key
>can't continue
>alt+ctrl+delete and quit game
LIFE IN THE BIG CITY
>game tells me to press start to begin
>press the A button instead
BLUE STREAK SPEEDS BY
>kills you instead
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>Do you want to turn on sticky keys?
>Yes
>Rules: Have fun
>Dont have fun
UN DOS TRES CUATRO
>no longer work at game company
>still own lots of shares
>company wants to re-release game I worked on
>actively sabotage development making it a mark of shame on the company I now hate
>wow dungeon
>guy is there for one item but he's been an ass during the dungeon
>it drops
>roll need (my item is better)
>win
>vendor it after
IMMA LET THE UZI SPIT TURN HIS FACE INTO GOOEY SHIT
>PS3 port
>wow, PC powah
>such framerate
>much resolution
>play the game at 720p anyways, the way the textures were designed by professionals to look as good as possible vs as clean as possible
>"dark spirit has invaded"
>enable god mode in cheat engine
baseddddddd
kek
>read funny replies
>laugh in real life
>dont give them (You)s
WAVE AFTER WAVE
>Quit the game without exiting to the title screen
>"Last time, the game may have been closed before quitting to the Title Screen first. Please save and quit next time to avoid data loss"
>QUIT WITHOUT EXITING TO THE TITLE SCREEN AGAIN
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>498321879
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>beat a game
>unlock new game plus
>don’t play new game plus
WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>someone posts a bait thread
>try to derail it with even shittier bait
CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL TIME... SLIPPIN DOWN YOUR SPIIIINEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Act like a retard
>Not actually a retard
Someone end the madness
this
I almost feel bad for jannies that have to look at my post history when they ban me
>playing cs:go
>listening to music at same time
>"bro are you deaf? footsteps right behind you"
>turn music up even louder
>playing cs:go comp
>listening to music
>voice_enable 0
>chat disabled
twice? what am i missing
Absolutely based.
dumb ruffian can't see how he was fooled
>be me
>consistantly act like a retard online because it's funny and sometimes people laugh and I'm desperate for attention
>tfw I accidentally went full retard and got kicked out of college for shitty grades 1 semester before graduating
This is objectively the most based post in this thread
It was, until
>my waifuS
Part
Fucker
Glad someone recognized it.
Cringiest thread Ive seen today
I CANT SEE THE SPOILER WTF?