ITT: Pick a game you've played recently, give a random piece of advice for newfags...

ITT: Pick a game you've played recently, give a random piece of advice for newfags, then everyone else tries to guess them. Bonus points for something vague as fuck but still can't be applied to many other games

As examples, an easy one and a vague one:
>Build an underground house for the witch doctor before hardmode, so you can buy wings immediately it begins
>Pay attention to the floor plan, the secrets can only be in certain locations

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WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS

If you find yourself falling a lot, look at the ceiling.

Stop using shit ammo, even tracers are better than the dumpster tier you keep buying.

Raise your stats, win 40 battles, and don't forget to shit on the floor at least 10 times if you want that bone dragon.

You can grind the bonus games for star items in case you get to the end of the level and don't have full stars

best early game profession - skinning
best mid game profession - herbalism
best late game profession - fishing

Running backwards is faster and more practical, as well as saving you time.

Forget blood magic, use flies and meat chunks for best results.

just backdash bro

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A good strategy to train future soldiers is to lock a few children in a room with savage dogs. The weak will be ripped to shreds while the stronger ones will survive.
When they grow up, not only they'll be experienced in survival and battle skills, but they'll also be mentally numb to death and violence.
You can also try to set them on fire to make them immune to fire.

>implying anyone will ever get this
Don't use potions of energy to replenish your energy. There's enough fountains around for that. Use them to increase your max energy so you can reserve more energy for skills and items.

Aught simulator
Digimon World
Symphony of the Night maybe?

Jumping after a dive lets you climb walls again, meaning you can clear even larger gaps between buildings.

I haven't played so I'm not certain it has those mechanics, but this sounds like the kinda crazy shit that Kenshi teaches

You're close user.

>Digimon World
Of course.

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Prioritize escaping binds over everything else. You literally cannot lose while you are not bound. You can try to recover afterwards.

lmao just spam crouchtech

If there's something you want really gone, smash it with a bridge. The object or creature in question will be destroyed at a quantum level, leaving no vestige of it behind.
Be careful when doing that with living sentient creatures though; since there's no body to be buried, there's a big chance their ghost will show up to haunt your citizens.

Dwarf Fortress?

Play on hard and do as little combat as possible not to overlevel, speed is super important and weight effects it big time so don't use weapons that are too heavy for your current stats. Use abilities all the time with common weapons, you'll most likely have enough money to just buy new ones instead of repairing them.

Dwarf Fortress?

Ding ding ding ding

Spooky Death Stranding.

Hesitation is defeat.

To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies

Stop talking about this shit "game"

Don't bother leveling your very first character on his starting job or the other obvious job you could give him, they'll get auto-maxed later on.

Yes

KO KO DAYO
Buy the packs every 5 levels. It gives the same amount as you'd get otherwise but also includes mats and lmd

don't drink a beer someone else ordered and then leave the lobby

no

Deep Rock Galactic?

You gotta wait for the boss's missiles to be almost in front of your face before it's effective to launch them back at it

yeah, it fucks me off

The first thing you should focus cells on is the random bow spawn

Always build by rivers.
Building by a mountain can be very valuable later on in the game, but is not as useful or important.

lol we put the wacky text event in which is the only memorable thing about this "game"

god awful crap

What happens if you do?

Dwarf Fortress?

Dead cells obviously

Invest in charisma

Click the circles

Don't spend your points on the one that muffles your footsteps. Crouch walking does that for you. Invest in invisibility instead.
Destiny 2

sell them all intro slavery

crawl everywhere

It's not about mindlessly killing enemies, it's about time management.

Pikmin

Civilization V
The huge early game food and production bonuses for being by a river are almost essential, and while mountains give a very nice science bonus in the mid-late game, one should not sacrifice too much time or resources for them.

Avoid curses unless you're absolutely sure you can remove them or strong enough to take them.

Osu
Slay the Spire

You actually only need to watch one camera until the last threat becomes active.

Be in the shadows as much as you can be. If needed, create them.

Hyrule Warriors
I guess it applies to Pikmin as well but you'd have to be an absolute retard to not realize that Pikmin is about time management.

Mark of the Ninja

Five Nights at Freddy's

terraria and enter the gungeon

Mercedes Dating Simulator

Terraria and Binding of Isaac

If you're just trying to beat the "final boss" you can go early just skip getting any orbs entirely, maybe check the one under the lava when you get the time but it's probably more trouble than its worth.
Also save the regen in the caves near the starting area, when you decide to double back it could be the difference between a successful run or death.

>dating a she-goat

ye

combine any pair of boots with a set of nails and it will give them immunity to slipping on ice

technically it has to be the third thing because you have to unlock the flask and another upgrade or item first. also, i'd argue the random starting melee is better because melee weapons are more useful. or at least at the beginning they are, maybe you unlock some actually useful ones later on

Trust the Plague Doctor.

Pillars?

No, it's older.

Following the rhythm is key to success, but sometimes quickly breaking that rhythm is the only way out of a deadly situation for your units.

I’ll be honest, I went for Madeleine the first time

Thief

tekken 7

Sex IRL?

Make a team using only archers. They're crazy strong.

the knife is very strong because it can hit enemies multiple times in one swipe if they're lying down

Correct.

You don't need the pistol as much as you think you do, kneecap them and knife or if you're feeling ballsy just stun them and run past.

The shotgun is great at deleting enemies and basically replaces the pistol after the first boss

Don't even bother using the Magnum except for the final boss. 26 rounds is more than enough on hardcore

Flamethrower is great for the 2nd and 3rd boss

Grenade launcher does everything. Acid turns the 3rd boss into a non fight

Sorry, divinity os2, i knew it was some recent crpg.

Tetris. But replace rhythm with a different word

Resident evil 7

Pata pata PATAPON

God I miss this game so much

Keep going to the right of the starting area through the wall to get the holy holy grail. Trust me, you'll need it.

Upgrade ammo capacity before health.

La-Mulana

Thief 3

u got it fren

Kill the queen and all the drones will give up

First right

Yeah boy

remake 2 turn around at the start of the game to find a secret with a chainsaw!

I have not played that game, but it may also fit

My man, you got it.
I dusted off my Vita and picked up the second game again a little while back, it's still great. A straight upgrade over the first I feel

just drinks the beer which someone else could've had (it's a buff)

Ye

If you are short of cash and have coastal provinces, make a merchant Republic by giving that province to some mayor.

The ball mode has a very strange effect on the way gravity affects you; launch off a ramp and you can get basically infinite air.
This is legitimately a speedrunning tactic, and will probably make the game boring if you abuse it on your first playthrough.

Use alpha cores(Except as admins if you want to remove them later), the heat you get for using them is worth it once you can actually defend your colony.

Patapon = a nice little experiment. More fun than I thought it'd be

Patapon 2 = Holy shit this is rhythm games perfected how many hours have I sunk into this Gun Tower and Gear Golem best music

Patapon 3 = still good but I miss my army. Also Jesus this game is hard!

Sonic generations?

You can cheese most of the levels with good climbing skills, a good sense of humor and a can-do attitude.

Animation cancelling through dodging is the most efficient way to get to the highest DPS attacks of a combo

BotW?

Just dazzle bro

That probably works too but I was thinking Human Fall Flat

If you swing just before you use the jetpack, you will hold it out and can slice through enemies while moving

Nope, more recent and less famous

CrossCode maybe?

Pretty much yes (I played Gold).

cha + str = chad emperor

Tactics Ogre?

DnD

Keep holding down attack buttons even if you need to dodge.

Tilling withered grass heals the soil

Bayonetta

Black Desert Online?

Yep

Any shmup

This is a babby game so no tips needed just sit back and enjoy the sick atmosphere and the best thick-hipped companion in gaming.

Don't cut

hold shift for focused movement

Resident Evil 5

Pokemon
Also IRL

For a very specific challenge in a certain gamemode:
Don't jump unless you're running out of room or fighting one of the main challengers. Keep 'zoning' on one side of the arena, the normal enemies' AIs aren't programmed to handle being knocked off the stage so immediately die.

Nope

don't fight enemies one by one
if you HAVE to fight, chain as many as possible together
but in the best case avoid everything till late game