Reminder that the Golden Deer house is the non-coomer house and contains the best characters with the most sensible story
Reminder that the Golden Deer house is the non-coomer house and contains the best characters with the most sensible...
Jackson Carter
Cooper Jackson
Lost me at coomer and I actually played Golden Deer. Wojak memes are for faggots.
Nicholas Thompson
based
Jonathan Young
>oomer
Reddit.
Christian Davis
>most sensible story
>Nemesis literally out of ass for no reason except needing to have different final boss compared to church route it copied
Bentley Kelly
'Why yes, I am the best bro'
Cooper Bailey
Other way around. SS takes from vw because they have no idea of what to do with it because you have no lord. It's a shitty mash of vw and cf.
Nemesis fits the route because he's representative of fodlan's shitty past that needs to die for the new future that Claude wants.
Julian Richardson
based and correct
Matthew Jenkins
>first in files
>church symbols appear instead of alliance/GD
>Claude missing from several cutscenes that they share
>"NOO GUYS GD TOTALLY CAME FIRST! HILDA HILDA! Joe said my name on a stream once!"
Luke Turner
>Literally a cut-and-paste of the church route
I feel sorry for Claudebros
Zachary Price
Every lord wants to make a new future, Claude doesn't have ownership of that theme
Nemesis' bigger problem isn't strictly that he doesn't fit, it's that he's pulled completely out of nowhere. There's nowhere near enough foreshadowing or lampshade-hanging. You can say the same for SS Rhea, which was a good map with a lot of thematic value, but since her going feral comes out of left field then that's still an asspull.
Landon Thomas
Anime is auto coomer
Sebastian Baker
Church > BL > GD > Dogshit > Edeltard
Brandon Diaz
GD borrows from Church a lot more than the other way around.
Sebastian Robinson
Claude is a filler lord and GD is a filler house
Charles Flores
>Church 1st
I would accept this opinion if in the finale Byleth sang the song of the nabateans to Rhea to snap her back to her senses
John Martinez
>the non-coomer house
Then how come I spilled millions of my semen to their girls?
Landon Davis
>the non-coomer house
Austin Cox
Ayden Ramirez
Byleth is a mercenary. If something is hostile, he would just beat it to death.
Hudson Ross
The best thing about GD is God Shattering Star and Raphael being the best boy by far. .
Parker Carter
>Begone Thot! Professor is mine!
Owen Jones
Canonically he refuses to kill Edelgard despite her attacking you in the tomb...
Justin Walker
Aiden Myers
You mean the only good things. VW is a disappoiment. They had fucking based claude but never focused on him and sidelined him the whole game.
Joshua Gonzalez
Canonically he still killed her. Melon-cut on the head.
But yeah. I see your point.
Camden Cruz
Saying something false over and over doesn't make it true, user. It just makes you an idiot.
Jace Allen
>sensible story
ok george soros.
Sebastian Mitchell
>non-coomer
>ran by yellow Ricardo Miles
Cameron Bailey
>Reminder that the Golden Deer house is the non-coomer house
>the house with the best girls
Sebastian Collins
>Other way around. SS takes from vw because they have no idea of what to do with it because you have no lord
But Claude has A SINGLE CHAPTER about Almyra and the dumb Gronder Hill map, other than that the route focuses on stuff that would make more sense in the Church route like slitherers and Seiros lore.
Josiah Myers
>non coomer house
>when it has the best girls
If it wasn't for Claude being a mutt it would be the most based house since it has no homos. Blue Lions has one homo but even then they come from the empire originally.
Ryan Thomas
GODS I WANT TO MOTORBOAT HER TITS
Alexander Parker
Don't forget the DLC has a Kingdom kid that spent a few years in the Empire and started wearing lipstick and mascara. Seiros must have spiked their water supply.
Noah Ross
You deer bois are aight, don't go to the holy tomb tonight.
Brandon Morgan
Is there anything that can explain Claude's retardation at Gronder in AM?
Noah Rodriguez
David Powell
Luke Thomas
Same shit he did in GD, instead of just retreating and letting kingdom fight with empire, he wanted free card in offing both leaders
Henry Jones
Reminder that Golden Deer is so irrelevant that it's basically a copy-pasta of another route.
Reminder that Claude is so irrelevant that IS literally made his clone, but better that ended up making him even more irrelevant.
Christopher Richardson
>deers have best girls
>Lions have best boys
>Can't have them join together and dab on the homos because Claude is either retarded and doesn't just sit back and let the Empire and Kingdom tear each other apart before cleaning up who's left, or Dimitri still being full on BOAR without Byleth there
Shit game.
Andrew Hill
>The Gronder 3-way is just badly written, there's not enough justification for either Leicester or Faerghus to attack each other
>The Kingdom-Alliance messengers were assassinated by TWSITD, creating animosity. Checking with Gilbert on a second Explore day strongly implies this
>Claude is opportunistic
>Claude doesn't realise Byleth is with Dimitri, would cut him like the schemer the script sometimes wants us to think he is
>Claude is willing to just use the chaos for his own ends
>Edelgard threw a chair~
I'm a lionfag and I forgive Claude, the 3-way fuck-up was in the plot writing, not the character writing
Brayden Thomas
Yuri is shit. He is literally protagonist of 13 y/o girl's self-insert fanfic.
Jason Hall
>Dimitri still being full on BOAR without Byleth there
Dimitri is revenge driven in church route too, but he still tried to ally with them there, so he just can't trust brown people.
Adam Parker
Deer is literally a worthless house that contributes nothing
Asher Barnes
'Sides, he redeems himself two chapters later and lets Dimitri be a big damn hero
Carter Foster
It's the lore dump house and has God shattering star.
Carson Scott
Who is joe?
Hunter Adams
CHAOTIC
WARFARE
Jeremiah Evans
Joe Mama
Benjamin Barnes
>Edelgard attempts some shitty form of tough love
>Dimitri tells you that you need to find a reason to keep going after you live
>Claude takes your dads journal to dig up dirt on Rhea
Robert Hall
>Reminder that Claude is so irrelevant that IS literally made his clone, but better
You mean purple haired steal-Lorenz's-unique-pose fag?
You mean the biggest special snowflake fag?
You mean "keikaku doori" fag?
You mean literal faggot fag?
Please! I'd take Claude over him any day. At least Claude isn't complete and utter shitty oc steel donut character.
Jace Morgan
I'm pragmatic so I'm fine with that
Levi Johnson
>non coomer
>when the dark cookie nipples slut is in there
Aiden Phillips
>dark cookie nipples slut
Bentley Mitchell
>non-coomer house is the one with Hilda, Lysithea and Claude
Uhhh you sure about that?
It also has legitimately the most compelling female character in the game, Marianne.
Mason Peterson
>compelling
>I feel sad cause of muh crest
Joshua Nelson
>God shattering star
I still preferred blue skies and a battle/between heaven and earth.
Gavin Adams
don't talk shit about my wife, faggot
Cameron Rodriguez
>It appears in the files first so it's canon
yeah and dimitri and edelgard canonically marry you fucking retard
file locations mean literally nothing
Josiah Cook
Woah they merged!
Colton Young
But I am not in that house!
Samuel Hill
Claude canonically hates homosexuals, why do we hate him again?
Julian Sanders
Nobody mentioned canon you faggot.
Joshua Reed
He's a mutt.
Camden Clark
Wants to open borders to a bunch of shitskins constantly trying to start shit.
Nathan Butler
tfw I couldn't get her to join my house and had to kill her post timeskip
Michael Cook
what class should I go for with byleth(female) on maddening?
Nathaniel Sullivan
>Arguing about which route was made first
>Canon. Canon! CANON!!
Even ingoring that what the hell was your point supposed to mean?
Elijah Smith
No love for the funeral of flowers?