TELEPORT ONLY

What a fucking faggot. Would love to cave his skull in

Chill, sit down lil buddy

Shut up limp dick. Fuckin loser

i suspect this will follow the same hype cycle as every other major VR release

>hailed as the one trve game that brings everything together
>hailed as killer app that will sell a bazillion headsets
>forgotten 2 weeks later when some new arcade game completely overshadows it

Exactly, just don't reply, simply just cope while chanting "it's gonna be good, it's gonna be good, it's gonna be good"

Each gameplay video demonstrates a different method of navigation. Smooth locomotion is in gameplay video 2.

This is so obviously fake

Why are you lying.

This is going to be TORtanic 2.0.

You are implying that people give a fuck about VR in the first place

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How is VR dead if headsets are selling out quicker than Valve and Oculus are able to manufacture them

>>hailed as killer app that will sell a bazillion headsets
the index sold out though? and that's the 1k retard mode headset that's not even that much better than the 300$ one that does the same thing

I like how they literally haven't upgraded the graphics since HL2. But I'm sure the fanboys will say that's just to preserve the "feel" or even the "soul" of the series.

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~150k headsets, despite the high price tag, is still niche.

i'd take a bet that a large number of index orders also came from people who already own other vr headsets.

Are you kidding? When was the last time you played hl2?

What sort of crack are you smoking?
HL:A looks a ton better in all aspects - textures, models, shaders, lighting and particle effects
You seriously overestimate HL2's looks or haven't played it in a long time - while art style still holds up, everything else is incredibly dated

There is free movement, but this one is a bullshot.

It's literally HL2 with (somewhat) higher resolution textures.

>Combine supposed to be the bad guys
>actually do something against the alien infestation

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>he doesn't own a warehouse for the sole purpose of playing room-scale vr games
haha, what are you, poor?

So moving the goalposts huh

After playing Boneworks I'm of the mind that any game that even offers teleport locomotion as an OPTION is going to be DOA just because of the inherent limitation that places on game and level design.

why are you moving goalposts when the company sold out of a product that is clearly in demand?

>b-based valve they made new textures for a game that otherwise looks like it was made 20 years ago! we win again steamies!
Like I said, you'll eat it up regardless.

Yes, and DOOM Eternal is jus DOOM 3 with better textures, going by your logic

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The environments look far more detailed and the lighting engine in source 2 is leagues better.

last time i checked 150k does not meet the originally stated goal of one (1) bazillion headsets

how many are they making in the first place

>It doesn't look nicer
you should get your head examined, maybe they can fix your busted eyes

>Being so mentally broken that you're willing to have sex with other men around
>Being so mentally broken that you have sex with multiple men as a man

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I think you've forgotten what HL2 looked like.

There's level geometry in that 30 second video than there is in the entire first area of HL2.

hot
lmao

nothing has sold 1 bazillion units, either way I'll enjoy the game while poorfag continue to cope
have a good one

Unlike Valve, other companies are keeping up with recent developments in computer graphics. Valve is like the modder who just slaps on higher resolution textures on a game and calls it good graphics.

i pumped a bazillion units into your mum last night

>20 years ago
You weren't even alive back then, faggot
HL:A looks way better simply because it's a modern game built with modern technology and GPU power in mind, not a game that's been released over a decade ago that tablets have no problems playing maxed out

get your eyes checked

It's dead on arrival.

valve is notorious for simple concise design that is appealing and communicates clear ideas
they were never graphics whores

I wish I could lay more valve shooters. But I probably won't be able to afford a good VR headset to go with a top tier PC for like 10 years

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Valve hasn't made a non-esports game in ages, so what are you basing this on?
Their last "actual" game, Portal 2 is 9 years old

she's long dead so I hope you can get checked out for any potential infections

No I won’t faggot. I’m not going to buy it but you’re just being a disingenuous cocksucker

: - (

i'm sorry for ur loss user

Right, you're getting the unfiltered truth directly from the developer commentary from the TF2 release era when Valve was still a good company. Now go look at the trash they've made since.

>They can't call me a shill if I badmouth the product I'm advertising!
Negative advertising is still advertising.
You're making so many of the same threads that it's obvious. Still trying to sell your product via deception, huh?
Good products aren't sold via deception. Shit ones are.

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Like 500 or something, if their own providers are supposed to be believed.

This is dishonest as fuck. I just played HL2 for the first time and it looks much better than this.

Valve is the most cancerous company of all time.

Who are you?
I've never seen someone so immune to facts that wasn't a shill.
How much is epic paying you to try and get The Internet Hate Machine™ to start shitting on valve?

Moore proof anime rots your brain

Portal 2 had shit graphics too. Like this garbage it looked just like Portal 1 with better textures, but dated compared to other games of its time.

Really embarrassing post, steamie.

I mean, nigger HLA is runing on technology so new it, is not even mainstream yet.

>other companies are keeping up with recent developments in computer graphics
lol, most modern developers can't even get working reflections and instead are going to rely on a 1k meme gpu to substitute reflections instead

For real, theres something about yours posts and posts like it that are so stilted in their behavior, I genuinely haven't seen anything like it.
Who the fuck are you?

Reminder of who you are talking to whenever you see someone post "steamie"

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actual braindead retard

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I'm a channer like you except I try to at least sometimes make up my own mind about things, instead of desperately clinging to the consensus to feel warm in the digital togetherness with other memers, while accusing everyone who dares think for themselves a "shill". And now you're going to say that this just proves I'm a shill, right? Do it, you'll feel real good about yourself I'm sure.

I've not seen someone try and force a term this hard before.
This shit is boggling.

>Now go look at the trash they've made since.
i think valve made the bad games on purpose to make their vr stuff seem better

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Making up your own mind about things means lying about facts we already know and then shooting down any claims to the contrary with ">trusting valve"?

Yes, and that was 9 years ago on an even older engine
This is a brand new engine
HL:A has higher polygon counts, higher texture resolution, better lightning, modern shaders
This isn't something to argue about - just facts, nothing more, nothing less
Replay HL2 sometime and you'll understand how simple its' graphics are by today's standards
Fucking tablets can max HL2 out effortlessly

This isn't about trusting anything but my eyes. This meme game looks dated (and not very fun I might add). You know this too, but you're scared of what admitting that to yourself might mean.

Okay, before I read your post you will need to explain to me why you've decided to write it in the form of a poem. And it better be good.