What are games where getting drunk is a mechanic you can use in game

Dude healthy teeth are so hard they need a diamond drill to actually make a hole in them.
Opening a bottle should not be an issue whatsoever.

This, not smol enough

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She doesn't want her teeth user. She wants to use full on gums to suck dick

>gun
>nose ring
Why? It's ruined.

>black skirt and red top
woah.. amazing cosplay

Why does she looks kidnappable?

Octoberfest in World of Warcraft adds quests that can only be started by interacting with pink elephants and jackalopes while shitfaced.

C'mon bro, she has bows too

Fun sized

I'm friends with a couple of people like this from my anime club in college, they're not as interesting or fun to hang out with as you'd think. I don't talk to any of them anymore.

Not to mention:
>exposed midriff
>top instead of a sweater
>shitty edgy e-thot belt
>earrings
>skirt too short
Yea it's a shit cosplay. Rin is outwardly pure slut. She doesn't need sexy additions other than her absolute territory and face to seduce men.

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>She doesn't need sexy additions other than her absolute territory
She doesn’t have.

She has the best ass in whole Fate-verse.

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once paid a prostitute to dress as my waifu
She broke character right at the start and killed my boner big time
Still paid her, but had to blame ED and not the fact she can't work as a waifu worth shit

Wish me a happy birthday Yas Forums

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Ivan, you are a new stalker so you must know, some zones have radiation but you don't need a suit with you, the moment your clock starts making noise, you drink some vodka and radiation can't harm you anymore.

Kinda cringe bro

kek

Jesus, mate

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Happy birthday user

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kingdom come deliverance; getting drunk raises your lockpicking skill

Catherine

Happy birthday have a oni

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Who'd you have her dress up? Did you provide the costume? How did she break character?

It was yesterday you prick thanks for remembering

LMAO who's your waifu, user?

Drinking is an entire fucking skill tree with combat and social perks in Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Unironically the best implementation to date

How much did it cost you?

Thank you user would love

got the Right costume, but had to send a request for another one because she was skinnier than i tought, plus a wig and even spend some time the day before to teach her how to tie it properly
Right at the start she went into that annoying squeaky toy like voice that most animes have and Called me "Oni-Chan" like i was in some weeb's fantasy, can't really blame her tho, she must have known who she was
Pic related
just the service? round 280+the costume was custom fit
not sure if it's too much or too little, i just asked for a girl who was down for some roleplay

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Should have sent her some reference material

>Nobody mentioning Wario Land itt
I'm fucking disappointed Yas Forums

That price is pretty average for escorts. But man... I applaud your autism and dedication. Better luck next time.

>fucking zone-tan of all waifus
no fucking way, are you serious?

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Pan is that you? Shouldn't you be shitposting this on Yas Forums?

the people who did oxenfree put out a drinking game pretty recently

Who is pan? Is he a lolcow?

there's no way it's not already been opened and she's just pulling off the cap loosely placed back on

I'm friends with a few cosplayers, they're cool. If you're a non-cosplayer though that goes with them, expect to help to hold their bags and luggage if their cosplay is larger or has big props.

The female cosplayers I know are fairly attractive but holy FUCK they leave their shit in the bathroom everywhere, including near the toliet. I have to move their clothes out of the way to somewhere safe in order to safely pee.

I hadn't been to any conventions since I finished college though, I really miss it. Might try to go to Magfest or something some time.

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Not gonna lie,doing some horizontal jogging with someone dressed and acting like Zone-tan sounds pretty neat.

video games

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Outside of ZTV news i dont really have a lot of Canon Reference material, and even then it's pretty scarce
Wasn't all that bad, we spend the time talking having some drinks and watching tv, she's quite a nice gal actually, unexpected out of a literl prostitue but it was somehow therapeutic

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Please tell me you at least took some pictures

Are you the fucker that ruined my kitchen unit doing this?

>tfw I feel too old for going to one and I'm only 24
how do you deal with that?

not really. He used to be pathetic, but he's all normalfag now. He's just a sperg who's into goth girls, hentai flashes (zone flashes) and shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZLDhCzIu3c

we didn't even do anything user, plus i got to know her in those 3 hours as we talked, and just didn't felt right even more with the costume

There's a bunch of skills in Guild Wars that have additionnal effects if you activate them while drunk.

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>we didn't even do anything
you wasted $280USD+tax+tip+costume changes and didn't even fucking do anything?

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I only use my car keys. I'm not an asshole.

Yeah man, not sorry either. Fuck your cheap ass kitchen and get some counter tops with taste.

Excellent

He made a new friend

My boner was long gone by the time my pants dropped, when the girl asked me if everything as ok i got nervous, and unlike most people who can just come up with an excuse and walk away, i acted like a damn autist and said i had ED

I wouldn't worry about that too much, most con goers are college age so it's not that old. You should enjoy it and indulge in your hobby that the con is about while you're there.

The oldest con goer I met was like this 70 year old dude. I had a genuine discussion with him about hentai and why as you go more depraved, you start realizing vanilla was the best fetish all along. It was amazing. Also talked about Lupin The Third and some older anime with him too.

I was actually gonna post this vid since it was zone-tan related. my bad.
youtube.com/watch?v=bEG8FUHU3dA

I though the camera would pan in to show a big black guy inside
And I'm not even american

Anime Expo is basically a big party - but some parties is really divided into cucks buying the drinks or doing joke cosplays and the hot cosplayers with their male cosplay contemporary (usually fit for the character)

but smaller cons like Fanime and Anime LA are mostly tame

in everquest if you were a melee class being a drunk was actually beneficial

it increased your str and stamina, while decreasing your intelligence but made your vision FUCKEDDDDDDDDDD up and made you wobble when you moved

pic related was the only ss i could find. weird. but you can kinda see how everything is stretched

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She's a professional, user. You're not gonna offend her. You just tell her you're shy or nervous or it's your first time and she'll help you out. Her job is to make you feel comfortable and relaxed. If she's not good at her job, the agency wouldn't be sending her out.

>agency
Wasn't this a hooker user got off online or some shit? she was from an agency? which one? link?

By all means then, replicate this feat yourself, and regularly. There will surely be no consequences whatsoever.

how do you even get into this situation? is it a paid thing? or did they just hook up at a con? and you have to be attractive to do that?

I know at least two people that chipped their teeth doing this

>he doesn't know about the con orgies

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i called some sort of Agency for that girl, friend of mine gave me a number and told me to call and ask for whatever i wanted, and since the missus was out of town for a few weeeks i wanted to take the chance
That was months ago and i still carry that burning shame
had i known that at the moment, or fuck had i tried something instead of sperging out sure, i just saw those manerisms that weren't Like hers and my pp snapped

the video of him crying over the ruby gloom girl is great

Late night conversations on Yas Forums always devolve down into prostitute talk. I love it.

>cheating on your gf/wife
pathetic

You mean hanging out with cosplayers? A lot of cosplayers often share social media shit and will often share rooms to split the cost of hotel room if they plan to go to the same con.

>since the missus was out of town for a few weeeks i wanted to take the chance
>cheating on your SO
fucking degenerate, burn in hell

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You can get hungover.

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It was Cheating on my gf with my waifu user, and even then i couldn't do it

I need a shuten ouji jav cosplay

All of you cocksuckers can literally hold his Sake

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